Theodore Roosevelt High School - Saga Yearbook (Bronx, NY)

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MRS. SCHNEIDER: cafeferia and a few ol-her assignmen+s because she hasn'+ anyfhing 'ro do wi+h her leisure lime. MISS ANDREWS: Iwenfy-five excellenl' suggeslions for Senior Saga +hemes so fhal she will have no fears of making 'lhe deadline for fufure Sagas. CODICIL No. I MISS CAPRICE: a pair of silver roller ska'l'es 'lo enable her 'lo lravel back and forfh from Mrs. Richards' OFFice fo Ihe Record Office more swif+ly. MR. GODNICK: +he Queen Mary 'ro enable him fo accommodafe all our G.O. members on fu+ure boa+ rides. MISS MORAN: an unlimiled bank accounl for lhe purchase of all lhe his- 'lory Iexl books she desires. MR. EVERARD: eleven freshmen who can run, pass, and kick like Grange, learn how lo keep fheir Heads up and can slay eligible. MR. HELLERBACH: a group of Ace salesmen who aclually collecl' money and noi promises for 'lhe sales of Senior Sagas. CODICIL No. 2 AUDITORIUM: a microphone 'lhaf doesn'+ whis'l'le or change fone iusl' when someone is making an allempl al a speech or song. CAFETERIA: rubber bo'Hles, 'Flexible silverware, and paper plafes so 'lhal' we can preserve lhe maferial we have on hand. This Will and Tesfamenf was signed, sealed and published by fhe class of '42 and wifnessed by fhe persons below. THE CLASS OF JUNE I942, Helen Sefslcy, Millon Luger and Joanne McCooIe. Tm- QSIN fi X wi, 9 fli A 0 l. I . LI. N ll I llzll' ill- if

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LAI MZ fx'-I will L swam, Individually, lhe members of 'lhe class of June l942, being of sound mind and of philanlhropic disposilions, and realizing +ha'l our oufsfancling lalenl' mighf go lo wasfe if nor properly dislribufed +o our beloved feachers, we publish This, our Lasl' Will and Tesfamenr, hereby revoking and making null and void all ofher Wills and Teslamenfs by us herelofore made. MR. ROGERS: a special gifl' of six dozen of fhe besl qualify golf balls lrained 'ro go in lhe righl direcfion and never fo gel' losl. MR. SCHEIB: an alarm clock fo help keep unblemished his perfecl lwenly- live year record of aH'endance and punclualily. MRS. RICHARDS and MR. LUTZ: several soil plush upholsfered couches 'I'o accommodale 'lheir numerous involunfary young guesls. MRS. FINEMAN: a sound-proof room +0 keep her official honor class from dislurbing olhers wifh lheir incessanf sludying. MR. BERGER: a clapping machine lo applaud his fimely iokes. MISS SAXTON: a prinling press fo prinl' books for disfribulion among our armed forces. MISS MELENEY: a fool-proof sys'l'em for arranging and separaling 'lhose li'H'Ie blue cards so rhal' she will nor have 'lo hold a lele-a-leie wifh 'rhose who really have nor cu+. MISS SULLIVAN: senior hafs wifh elaslic aHached so lhai' she will be able 'lo remove lhem when fhey are worn in 'lhe class-rooms. MISS ROSENBLATT: a golden palelfe will-I golden pain? lubes and endless leisure lime fo work on her painlings. MR. NEWMAN: a call from Washinglon +0 place six hundred graduales. MR. BEEKMAN: six easy lessons from Don Budge +o help improve his very fine arf of racquel busling. MISS JAFFE: a permanenl' posilion as Mr. Lu+z's assis+an+ dean of boys. MISS MCLAUGHLIN: a blow rorch lo lighl 'rhe lhree Arisfa candles. MISS GREENBERGER: lone of 'rhe besl read personsl an excellenl' besi- seller because il' is iusl' barely possible +ha+ she hasn'+ one.

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Miss M. Greenberger Mr. M. Berger Mr. H. G. Newman Mis, S, Jaffe Miss G. C. Mr. H. Beekman Mrs. A. Fmemon e swim 7,eacP1fJw