Theodore Roosevelt High School - Saga Yearbook (Bronx, NY)

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I um mm SQ I 1 LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We fhe graduahng class of 'Ihe long awan+ed June I94I m an effori' +o prove +o Ihe faculiy of our Alma Ma+er our deep appreclahon nos habenfes menres sanas m corpornbus sams we sludned Lahn some of us even passed Iakung fuffeen mmufes off our lunch period and belng legally compeI'en+ we also sfudsed Law do devuse and bequeafh fo Ihe followmg MR ROGERS Beloved Prmcnpal who always says Yes 'ro Ihe feachers a mechamcal devnce whuch wall enable hum Io say No MRS RICHARDS Dean of Gurls a deluxe slahon wagon wu+h all Ihe new Improved gadge+s +o druve +o her farm MR LUTZ Dean of Boys Fafher Flanagan s slogan There are no really bad boys here MR SCHEIB Admmns+rahve Assusfanr golden push bu'Hons whnch aura mahcally lock and unlock all doors an 'rhe bulldmg MISS TULLOCH and MISS KELLY Sensor grade advnsers S'I'uden'I's who wull decade on wha'I Iype of lewelry fhey wanf pron'I'o ms'read of chang mg fheur mmds a+ fhe begmmng and end of each pernod MISS GROVE for keepung our records so splendudly an aufomahc fnlung machme Amerucan Busuness Machme Company S250 We can gel' I+ for you wholesale MR SCHULMAN a con+rac+ Io assnsi' Cecul B Demulle un +he colossal produchon of Red LeHer Day plays MR HELLERBACH I00f subscruphons 'ro fhe Sensor Saga MRS NEWHALL a specual elevaror Io make Iughrer her burden of carrymg books I ly I I u ' I 1 I I : I. y I ,' I I 1 I . , , : , -f I I ' f 2 V X . , : 7. '. g.,x Y Jaya? ' H :H - 7131--' '---1-. . : f'fIia'ffTs+4 I ' -- ' 'Lew'-'J'-I. f, - -fs 7'-'rf--?.?.' '.f:1f? I jileijig? -ljzf . . . . . . 1-1111.51.11 ' ' ' ' ' gif,-., . . v , 5 .,.,-ff . 'gr-., ' . 19.j.2f.,g..,':-4. --,ry I fb-'E-'-gs.a5.1:'e '.fgI:f:r 1 ?. 1:5 Q 1- ., X',-fi , -' 1,44 . . .,,q I -NIH g - -:?.Q,2p - Q .'r- 'ma ' I I - II I ' '-me - . . . . c A4 ' - , ,ly . . . . . . I I gras, , ' , - ,.-lvl r 1 ff-'if' . . . ' 2 - I tw, L . . . I . . . y . . '. 1 . - . ' I 'fy13.'3iif ' -' '.'7l'K 111 ' Efrnx ' L .4.,':..:., 3, . . . . . ' . , ..,, . . . ' -F ' c . 'IE 'Q-'i ff I . I A 5. gg I : I - -fem I . I r : -- - 0 ' ' ' , I , Jr, N . . O .

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l li I always have fo rush from Ihe house In order 'Io cafch Ihe mormng bus The cause of my early mormng museries IS Ihal' every mormng I musl' suffer 'Ihe un'IoId agonIes of making my own bed whlch leaves me only a few momenfs 'Io gulp my breakfasl' and dash off wII'h a mou+h full of food Yes+erday wl-IIIe on my way fo school I Ihoughf of a gadgef which would remedy my problem savmg me much hme and more Irouble This gadgef would be complefely concealed a+ The sides and In fhe back of Ihe bed AI' Ihe mere Iouch of a hidden buH'on Ihe blankefs would be held suspended IH 'rhe air whIIe a whisk broom would sweep from 'Ihe bed l'he crumbs of my prevuous evening snack Then a round me+aI bar would run back and forfh over fhe bed smoofhmg ouf In order Ihe boffom sheef Ihe 'rop sheer 'Ihe bIanke+s Two wooden hands would lhen reach up from 'the SIdeS of l'he bed pound 'rhe pillows a few l'Imes and pul' Ihem IH l'heIr proper POSIIIOFI They would Ihen draw fhe bedspread over Ihe bed and dIsappear unhl I0 P M when lhey would once again come forI'h peel off The bedspread and I'urn down +he covers for fhe nighl Thai nIgh+ I wenf Io sleep wI'rh fhe plans of 'lhns Ingemous devIce coursing Ihrough my brain I had a dream whnch changed my enhre vIewpoIn'r on +he maH'er I+ was abouf 9'50 P. M , and I was lying in bed, wifh my shoes off, reading Suddenly, 'the blankefs were ripped from under me and a whisk broom began Io brush my 'lace Then, an iron bar came roIIIng up and down Ihe bed fIa'Hening me info Ihe maH'ress. The climax came when The Iwo wooden hands reached up from +he sides of Ihe bed, hil' me in fhe head Ihree fimes, and 'I'hen yanked me by my ears fo fhe head of fhe bed. AI fhis poinf I awoke, sayung fo myself, Aw, I won I have anyfhing fo do in fhe morning anyway. MARVIN MARCUS 1 f - - 'I'o141'Q'1'L'I'?.-' X rf, I I o,',','. o x s , Q I Q, . , I I. A . ' 5 H' I ' ' g S , . I I ' ' ' I I o ' - I . . - I . I I I I I I 4 I I . . , . . . . . ' I . . . . I . . . . . I I I I ' . . I . . . . . I ' ' . . I - -I . I I . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I wrjr

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All TL-5TDfl7El7T MRS GREENBERGER fhe leadmg role al' fhe Mercury Theafer +o acf an all 1'he Modermzed Shakespearuan Plays MISS REINKE a bug gong 'ro replace 'rhe anaemnc luH'le one she keeps on her desk MRS SCHNEIDER an enlarged plclure of 'rhe graduahng class MISS McLAUGHLlN Abou Ben Aclhems Book of Gold un whuch fo wrrle 'the Arlsfa members names MR MOTT an approprlahon for a Two hundred fully fnousancl dollar laborafory MRS WARNER an offlclal class fhal' wall sul qunefly and llsfen fo The nohces MR ELLIFFE we fake fhe word defeal ouf of fhe dachonary May has feam never realize 'rhe 'lrue meamng of +he word MR CASEY fhe ends of our penclls worn down by foo 'Frequenf quizzes MISS BRONSTON fhe ashes of all our swung records MISS SAXTON a large Morocco sulfcase nn whnch fo carry 'lhe cnlahon cards Inscribed In gold Law of Harmonlous Consumphon passed by Congress7 MR KRONISH An accounl' af Bergdorf Goodman fo gel' fhe mlssus fhe long awaafed mmk coal MRS GILDENBERG a sensor hal' manufacfurer who wall break all records and delaver 'lhe ha+s on 'hme We hereby nommafe and appounf 'rhe nexf group of Sensors fo be execufors of fhas wall and hereby revoke any and all former walls made by us ln feshmony whereof we have hereunfo sef our hands fhus sux'I'h monfh of fhe year mneleen hundred and for'ry one Signed publushed and declared by 'the graduafes for our LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT Selma Fern Evelyn Kelly Renee Harrus U: ro' nfxi'9y ' 5 as is 1 Sea, 10593519 144030 I ani' . . 2 . ll . . . . I . : - - - I . : ' ' . ' we . . . . Yi ' . ' -.'o ,- . , . u ' ' ilffifiil ' 1.1. : 1 ' . n . . hw Ali... 1 . . . N - ,Q . S37 -7: I' ' df -:eggf MRS. ROSTKER: s'I'uden+s who will noi always be asking, When was 'lhe -51535 ' ' Visgz' ' I' -: 442 nV.x :v4x3 :ii D ' 'v 1 - , . : - ' Q 'Q 'Q' - ' ' -'il iI':f'i.l.i.f I 44 Q O 4 ' if ' 9 fs . . r fr. '..' -1 f 6 8 . 1 . wg ra ' ' . P 0 ' ffw 90 we 'C ' ' ' P -.Q .6 ' ' ' 5 'W . - . - l . . y rsz wwf . . I I 0 -