Theodore Roosevelt High School - Saga Yearbook (Bronx, NY)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMEIXIT CF THE We, the Senior Class of lanuary 1936, being sound of body, sound of mind Cin spite of all the faculty has done to make it otherwisel, do hereby draw up, make, constitute, leave, be- queath as well as donate, the following more or less useful ar- ticles to the following more or less useless beneficiaries: TO: Mr, Rogers Mr. Leder Mr. Durkin Mr. Hellerbach Mr. Trent L Miss Caro Miss Baylis , Mr. Casey Mrs. Goldstein Mr. Roseman Miss Scully Mr. Lerner Mrs. Lerner Miss Iaffe Mr. Newman Mr. Pasner... Mrs. Feldman Mr. Godnick Mrs. Newhall Mr. Sendler ...,., 88 A hearty vote of thanks from all those who think You're the top, Eau de Toilette Eau de Nuit Eau de Cologne A cook book A mechanical robot to type his tests correctly and know when to leave out the hard questions A maxim silencer A course in memory training A box of grapenuts Marie Gamberelli and the Ballet Russe A piece of Hamm A promise for a Roosevelt anti- noise committee A copy of the criminal code so that he may brush up on his rules and regulations A rubber stamp which stamps ten zeros at a time A horse for S10 An orchid to you A lollypop to go with her jovial smile A dictaphone that has the letters already dictated A jokebook that hasn't been pubf lished A sweet disposition to harmonize with her major keys A good Sc cigar A stage hook to oust the students out of study hall An assistant to teach his classes history while he relaxes

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SENICR CLASS CF Mrs. Schneider. ,. , Mr. Bloom Miss Moran Mr. Elliffe Mr. Kuntz Dr. Wepner Miss Smith Miss Chapman Miss Hufeland Mr. Nagelberg l Mr. White , Mr. Lutz , , Mrs. Richards To All Eco Teachers To the English Department To the Senior Grade Advisers TRO. l To the Stockroom Squad To the Faculty , Nuttery Publics. JANUARY 1936 A case of bottled water from tloe Fountain of Youth to revive hcr when the Square Deal finally goes to press A thirty- six - hour day for her Statesman Club An addition to his vocabulary, the word being MISS A class that takes dictation at five hundred words a minute A silk cravat to show us how he will look when he is not wearing his usual bow-tie A five-year diary listing all his childrens doings Thanks a Million An appreciative audience for her superb acting A director's job in Hollywood An Artistic Aristocratic Arista Twenty true, trusty teachers who will get their book requests in on time and send them back when they say they will A megaphone to sing his choruses to the orchestra when directing A counter in the Lunchroom where they can sell all the Apple- sauce that's handed to them Pensions Writer's Cramp A mallet and a chisel to carve themselves a Senior Class that has some boys as officers A bank Marshalls book on Graft and thanks for past favors All homework exceeding twenty minutes ln the presence of no witness, on this day on which we are leaving the school, we, the Senior Class, departing hence with malice toward all and charity to none, especially the faculty, sign our seven-hundred names in invisible ink. Sworn before us on this day fanuary 3l, l936, ESTELLE KURTZ, ESTHER GOLDEN, KATHERINE KOTT. 89