The Park School - Spark Yearbook (Buffalo, NY)

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PRO Pl-I ECY-Continued Holly Popkins-For many weeks I noticed the figure of a woman crouching by the ocean side. I wondered what deep fascination these waters held for her, and upon inquiring I was informed that from a strange algae-like growth she was planning to produce a sensational new cigarette known as Seaweed bearing the slogan 'Wherever particular aquatics congregate. Bin the Basher, Spissel-I was profoundly amazed at the possibility of a woman bouncer for a night club, but in this strange land appar- ently anything can happen. Yes, one night while supping at Sloppy Joe's Dungeon, I was offered the sight of this peculiar spectacle. Upon further inquiry I found that Bin the Basher, the musclebound employee, had broken away from an early literary life and had set out on her career of physical exertion. Pal Sticher-This daring war correspondent whom I met one day at a tea in a Lilliput bomb shelter has certainly had her fill of excitement in these years of unsettled conditions between nations. According to substantial rumor, Miss Stitcher once swam the wide expanse of water between Blefescu and Lilliput and back just to give her Lilliputian newspaper the day's weather report from the other country. Joanne Kymbelle-This slinky exotic actress rose to her greatest heights in a new version of the Spearshakian tragedy The Taming of the True. Miss Kymbelle, in real life Mrs. Blupp, has been happily married to a Lilliput newsboy, Joe Blupp, for ten years and vows that their happiness will continue until death tears them apart. Janie Piker-Lilliput's leading iewelry store is owned and managed by Janie Piker, one of Lilli- put's former heartbreakers. Her main line is fraternity pins, but she handles as a sideline a few other incidentals, such as class rings. Marthur Eyer-Mr. Eyer, better known to his pub- lic as Marty heart throb Eyer, is Lilliput's glamor boy. His talents, however, are not limited to his outward appearance, Marty is also an excellent actor. What with his long wavy hair and deep romantic voice, he causes all fem- inine hearts to flutter whenever the fair Lillipu- tian maidens behold him. Jeremiah Speck-Miss Speck, chairman of the woman's division of the Lilliput theater guild censorship board, organized to further and ex- pand the necessary theatrical standards of Lilli- put has been one of its most spirited leaders for over five years. Her reforms have not been limited to the field of the theater, but have also affected the styles of dress throughout the coun- try. Laurence Tubbard-Upon entering one of Lilli- put's vaudeville theaters, I was entertained by one of the Lilliputian's comedians for almost an hour. The comedian in question was Laurence Tubbard who kept coming back for curtain calls until the management grabbed him and carried him back to his dressing rooms. His act, which continually kept the audience laughing, was one in which he sang exerpts from Gilbert and Sul- livan operettas, and made faces while doing so. Alicia O'Brianne-Leading poetess and writer of dainty heart-felt lyrics, Miss O'Brianne has made quite a name for herself in the Lilliputian Poetry Guild. This is an energetic group of women who try to escape from the realities of the kitchen and spend their time every Sunday evening knitting, reading poetry, and discussing maior problems of the day. Albereno Hoyte-Miss Hoyte U must call her this as I can not remember which married name she goes under at the present timej is the most amazing woman I have ever met in all my travels. She has broken every record as far as divorces go. I understand her thirteenth is now going through the courts. She cannot seem to get along with men for any length of time. Be- cause of her rash and periodical decisions, she has set up permanent residence in Renoput for convenience, as well as to save her carriage rims. Lizzy McVansderbilt-The same evening I visited Sloppy Joe's and witnessed the woman bouncer at work, I also had the opportunity of hearing Joe's sensational blues singer. Lizzy brings down the house every time she appears on the stage, and she has been the darling of the nightclub world for many years. Roaria Grief-Another one of Lilliput's civic lead- ers, Roaria Grief, is not only chairman but also the founder of the Lilliput Sun Greeters Club. This up-and-coming organization spends all its time industriously doing nothing. They arise in the morning at 6:00 in order to see the sun wend its weary way over the horizon, and then they again retire-this time, however, in the open, where the noonday sun burns them to a beauti- ful brown.

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