The Morgan School - Tower Yearbook (Clinton, CT)

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THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF THE CLASS OF 1950 Bezng of unsound mznd and no body ue the class of nzneteen hundred and I forget uhat leave to you the class of mneteen hundred and I forget what plus one a lzttle my of moonshzne and a few pzeces of junk uhh gzfts to help you crash the Senzov Yea1 We hope that these feu, con dolences will help you and that youll be able to pass the lemons on to the Sophomores I Barbara Bartnett leave to you Dot Peterson my abllxty 1n makmg wltty remarks ln Engllsh Four ISDQCIHI Warmngl STOP FIRING WHEN MISS HORANS EYES SHOW RED' I Don fHot Rodl Berry leave to you Harold Wrlght my hot rod three holer Handle Wlth care lFrag1leJ I Gm Borst leave to you Pat McElwa1n my ab1l1ty to trap men w1th Ford convert1bles See me for detalls I B111 Champlon leave to you Roger Bedell my talent as M C at school partles Keep em laflin' I Robert Cavanaugh leave to you Fred Thompson my salesmanshlp ab1l1ty Never g1ve ln to a prospectlve customer I B111 Dallas leave to you Tom Howard my taste for fine naturally mlld tobaccos A man lsn t a man wlthout a plpe I Betsy lMoo Cowl Dlbble leave to you Ruth Schumack my stream llned figure and no bones about It I John Dlbella leave to you Ben Brown some of my ambxtlon to become a famous gultar player Im sure 1tl1 come IH handy on the basketball court I Roger Evarts leave to you Bob Stelnson my suggestions 1n class meetlngs It s better to say someth1ng than nothlng at all I Joan Gladwm leave to you Joan Wall my mterest 1n Holy Cross men I trled and hlt the Jackpot I Naomi Grlflin leave to you Helen Rae Swam my love for Bell Bottom trousers Cant walt txll my shxp comes IH I Roger Grlflin leave to you Dxck Walton my way wlth the opposxte sex You can buy my book of lnstructlons at any store I Martha Grxsvsold leave to you Ann Norton my tap danclng ab1l1ty llt wows em all J I Jean Hoadly leave to vou Mxllx Bralnard mv qulet ways But vue re devlls underneath' I Ann Holbrook leave to you Gert Platts mv burp It alu ays breaks the monotony of a dull class I F1erce Plerce leave to you Roger Bedell my happy go lucky att1 tude llf you don t succeed at first glve up J I Everett Hunt leave to you John Johnson mv sudden lnterest ln the falrer sex Be careful lt hlts you hke a thunderbolt 20 . . ' , I ' . , , ... 1. ' u 11 - , , ', ' - ' I 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' 1 1 1 ' . . 1 1 1 1 . . 1 1 1 1 ' '- - 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 . . , . . 1 1 1 1 ' , . 1 1 1 1 . , . , . . 1 1 1 1 . , . . . , . 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 ' , . . . . I 7 7 Y . . . V Y . . . 1 1 . 1 r ' 1 . Y . . 1 1 . 1 4 . 1 . 1 , 1 7 I Y Y 'Y .1 ' 1 1 1 1 ' , . . , . 1 1 1 1 . . , .

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Daw 16 Ryman has become a mall p1lot He s completely at home 1n the a1r Theres one spot 1n Florlda he partlcularly llkes They have a nud1st camp there INaom1 IS an Admlral now She works her crew l1ke slaves It seems she got t1red of w a1t1ng for Ham And declded to Jom the WAVES Johnnv D1Bella works pretty hard He never has a rest He s out 1n all k1nds of weather Dr1v1ng hlS mule tra1n through the West Nothlng cheap for Ann Muller She decks herself 1n d1amonds and m1nk When proh1b1t1on came back ln She made her m1ll1ons 1n her kltchen smk There s a barber shop 1n Jersey Clty Where Frank cuts ha1r Wlth a WlCk6d sllce H1s speclalty s shavlng lad19S legs Joan Gladwln d1dn t recogmze us And d1dn t have much to say She seemed to thlnk we all were rabb1ts She s happv though the keepers say Jean Jordan owns a garage She hasn t been a dope She gxves the buslness that femlnlne touch By washlng cars w 1th Ivorv Soap We greeted B111 Dallas at S1ng Smg He gave people qulte a fr1ght Next t1me I crack a safe h says I a1n t gonna use no dynamltel The arena IS ln a turmoll As Fearless Chas Kelsey moves ln for th 1 He s heavywelght champ1on of the world H1s fights are guaranteed to thrlll V1rg1n1a bullt a b1g long telescope For looklng at the stars She s been gazlng up there day and nlght Slnce all the men moved to Mars We had no trouble flndlng Sugar Of news of her there IS no lack' She Just sw am the Engllsh Channel Wlth three men slttlng on her back B111 Wren swore he d be famous And at th1s he d1dn t fa1l Even lf he had to do It Go1ng down Nlagara 1n a garbage pall Art Payer who was our woman hater Is gett1ng l'1S fifth dlvorce Th1s t1me he s staymg 1n MGXICO W1th h1s s1xteen daughters of course' The Roxy Theater IS the place to go We were told by Barbara Schum She stars there every afternoon Cleanlng the seats of chew1ng gum EV16 Hunt s the local garbage collector He got a l1ttle t1red of college H1s chlef complalnt seemed to be Thes d1dn t gne me practlcal know ledge' Martha s 1n great demand What a sensatlon she makes' She works at gentlemen s banquets Popp1ng out of great b1g cakes Agatha Rlst can usually be found At one of the b1g race courses She c1rculates throughout the crowd Taklng bets on horses We looked for lohn WIISOH 1n New York Clty He s really become qulte terrlfic After long hungry months 1n the Bowerv He took Plnza s place 1n South PaC1flC AN N HOLBROOK , . . . , . . . , . . Y . . . Y , ' I ' ! . . , . v y . , , . . , . . . . . . . 1 , . , Q Q I Y . . , . . I Y ' For this he charges just half price. . , ' . , . 1 n 1 . . s , , li , ' 5 ' 7 I ' ! Y Y! If ! Y! 1. 7 7 ' , . 7 ! 44 - ya, Q3 ' U ' 1 9 ' n Q , . . H H ' . e ' 9 ' ca ' yn k'll , . . Y I9

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I Jean Jordan leave to you Mvra Lee Dutrleuxlle my posltlon on commxttees Work always brmgs results I Punky Kelsey leave to you Ed McK1nley my subtle humor Do Wlth It what you l1ke I Ann Muller leave to you Falth Norton my extreme shyness Between us we should h1t a happy medlum I Harry Munson leave to you Don Gustafson my used o1l When you re through wlth lt glve It to someone who w1ll appreclate It I Ellen Nord leave to you Esther Wrlght my round wlth Mr Duguld Keep punchm I Lydla Pardo leave to you Jean Slewert my admlratlon for the underclass boys Meet me later and I ll tell you the charms they possess I Beverly Pendleton leave to you Joan Wall our good tlmes at WACGWLO No explanatlon needed I Judy Renmnger leave to you M1ll1e Bramard my attractlon for frat p1ns Need I say more? I Davld Ryman leave to you Don Heser my anxxety toward gradua tlon It s n1ce to have somethlng to look forward to I Agatha RlSt leave to you Pat McElwa1n my everlastmg sm1le It takes more muscles to frown than to smlle I Marle Schubert leave to you Lee Correll all my school books They certalnly help you to get good marks because I always fill 1n the answers I Frank Schrempp leave to you Harold Wrlght my trusty two wheeler A pedal a day keeps the doctor away Remember the ones you plcked up ln the hall? I Sugar Stelnson leave to you Donald Gustafson my sweet d1spos1 tlon A llttle blt of Sugar never hurt anyone I Barbara Schum leave to you Gert Platts my out of town boy frlends Varlety IS the splce of llfe I John Mlchael Angelo Wllson leave to you Fred Thompson my love for art Theres only one requlrement however you must have a good eye for perspectlve whlle lymg on the beach I Carl B1g Rod Woodstock leave to you Bob Stelnson my ward robe of sports coats A llttle adjustlng here and there and youll have a fine assortment of flashy su1ts I W1ll1e Wren leave to you Ed McK1nley my sharp tles and socks That s one way to attract attentlon wlthout saymg anythmg I Fred Welsse leave to you Ben Brown my partnershlp wlth Mr Drew ln setback W1th that combmatlon you can t lose I Art Sallor Payer leave to you Dlck Walton my love for sa1l1ng Be sure you always have oars m the boat WITNESSED BY SCRIBES Lucky Nord s bltmg dog W1ll1am Dallas Wormy The volce Wlth a k1SS Lydla Pardo Our frlend wlth the goatee 21 Y. , . , v . . v . . . 2 . ' ' ' ' ' 7 9 ' 7 . . 7 ' 7 7 7 Y . ' , .... . . . 7 7 7 . 7 l ' . . , 7 . 7 7 . 7 ' . 7 7 7. 7 7 . ,l . , , . . . y . r . 7 1 1 I ' . , . . , . , y . . , . . l 7 .. 7 7 7 . ' 7 7 7 . 1 I, Jo-Jo Soderstrom, leave to you, Mr. Joel, my rag hair curlers. . 7 I U . 1 7 1 . I' u , a c , 1 s , , - ll ' 77 ' 7 7 7 7 , . l u n - , , Cl ' 77 ' - 7 7 7 7 . . . , , . . y , . y . u , . . . . 7 I 7 7 7 . . ' as ' u - - - 7 7 ' Y 7 ' , . . . .