The Froebel Kindergarten Training School - Yearbook (Harrisburg, PA)

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Eg2l.!.!:'li535..l QllE5il.E5'QNl5i9hElN' Ybyou .fkbss Bfzzfrjfzgfofz :--An abridged list of misspelled and mispronouuced words by the Seniors. Yo you .fllnz fizfftqv.--A little tent so that you can stay with us more. Zo you ,MSS Sfooofzov.--A padlock for your kitchen door to help protect your food. Also a one night's assignment for f l'echnique of Teaching. It shouldn't take more than six weeks. To you .f1llZZ'0l'.S'.'-ix book which will tell the proper respect you should have shown the Seniors. Also a cake of yeast which we hope will make your aspira- tions rise. To you K'rz!ue1'zuo.'-A11 alphabet minus the -Vs which are on your report card. . Yo you BfcllZc'!26.'i:X loud speaker, we wish we could have heard more ot your pleasing remarks. y To you Rufu:-A hook entitled, 'Q The History ot' the Dance, by I. Clogg Well. To you Iizrrzkf-'-A piece of paper-we hope it won't H Russell. To you rmlgzzozz-'-A microscope so you will he ahle to rind Katherine. To you --like-'-A set of books in which to keep your secrets. Zo you .MIK-'-.X question and answer hook. To you Hofezz P-'-Some salt to coax you out ot. your shell. To you Hefezz Lf-'A Maxiin Silencer to help you out of your dithculties in class meetings. Yo you Jbzzy,---The hook, 4' Why Use Sarcasm ?

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EJBB E IEIEESEBY Ho-hum, here I sit in my brown and orange P. jfs and not a thing to do, not even a book or a magazine to read. I sure hope I get a letter from Mary this morning. She always has so much to tell me about the Class of 'go from Barrington's. ff What? a letter. Oh, thanks Marie. Ummm. It's from Mary. Now let's see what she has to say. HARRISBURQQ, PA. April Ist, 1936. IJHAR HAR1uE'r:- I have just loads to tell you. Something about each member of our Class from Miss Barrington's. Mignon Ommert has become a suffragress, yesterday she gave a talk at Fahnestock Hall on 4' Why Buy a Chrysler. Alice Griest recently opened her Garage for Ford Spare Parts and she is giving a discount to all teachers. Her bus line has increased greatly since the Garage Opening. . Katherine Kaufhold is raising her second brood of chickens at her country school and she hopes that they will all be Mental Giants. Mae Huffington has become Miss Barringtonls Rapid Book Reviewer. She recently broke her record by reviewing two books within ten months. She also sells soap as a side line. Ruth .-Xlleman's Prize Diet Giving Milk Cow recently died. She is ded- icating a dance to it called-it The Get Your Milk Hop. Blanche Tausig is on her way to India again to attempt to improve health conditions there. Before she sailed she won a prize in Lipstick Window Writing. Helen Lawrence, the debator, is debating to-night on H Why-Oh, Now I Understand. Ethel Morrow has received her patent on her Guaranteed Rapid Hair Grower and Wave Placer. She is going to send each of us a bottle. It's poison so don't sample it. Helen Peirce after a lengthy courtship has settled down to a peaceful Qwe hopej with 'l'om. Oh, and by the way, I guess you think you're pretty smart inheriting your millions. Now's your chance to open your Country Day School for Unfortunate Children. And did you know that .I'm assisting Mrs. Harvey in her school for Mental Ilefetqives QI'm not a pupilj. Write soon and I'll do the same, Lots of Love, MARY.

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E EEEEEF fX'rIf!ZI'l'l.Ilf' -Mignon why do you always use the trolley on a rainy day instead of your car? fllzlgzzwz-Because she's a Volstead model and can't be wet. ALM-Clooking at Blanche's new hatj How, why, when, and where did you get that hat? fizrrfef-Cfroni Pittsburghj lJon't you have any street cleaners in this town? Iv'e never seen anv. lffazzwie-W'hat not a street cleaner? Well, Harriet, if you ever see a taxi or a high-powered car going up Second street and an extremely' well dressed man alight. you'll know he's a street cleaner. J Alzke-if I call my Ford a snake. J IMI 111'-W h y P Alfre-Because it rattles before it strikes. Hefezz L-Won't you girls buy a ticket for the football ga-me? ALLQIIOIZ mm' Ktzfherjzze-We don't need any, I look over and Katherine looks under. Airs. fizrwqi'-QMental Testing Classj If you miss the B series where do you go? lflrzzzffze--Crazy. HI7'l'Z.6fiHLIhD Kids are late again. Eflzel-'1'heywould have been later yet if I hadn't held the street car 1700 The World Would Come to an End It'- minutes. RUTH couldn't find her artistic temperament. ETHEL didn't blush. KATHERINE were on time. MAE kept her hair up. MIGNON didn't have her mail Qmalej BLANCHE acted serious. HELEN P ever got angry. MARY and George had a iight. ALICE didn't go to Gettysburg every night? P P HELEN L didn't have H. A. M. H.-XRRIET didn't get H soaked thru.