The Dalles Wahtonka High School - Steelhead Yearbook (The Dalles, OR)

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THE STEELHEAD Senior Class Will We, the class of 'i33 , being of sound mind and disposing memory, do make and publish this, our last will and testament, To the school board we leave our sincere appreciation for their efforts in making it possible for the Steelhead. To the faculty we leave many gray hairs which have been acquired in the past four years. To the Junior class we leave battle- scarred lockers, and our beloved class ad- visor, Mr. Swan. To the Sophomores we leave with the hope that they will s-oon have as sound minds as this senior class. And-we leave the freshman setting in the balcony. Individually We bequeath the following: I, Herbert Zutz, leave with the same childish ways I had when I entered. W'e-Lois Underwood, Helen Thomas, and Mary VVebb, will our quiet and unobtrusive ways to the cheering section of any ball- game. I, Nina Issel, will my line to Marge Nish in hopes that it may help her. I, Margaret Wiley, leave my dignity and and quiet manners to Sybil Belshe. I, Vivienne Morast, would like to leave six or seven feet of my beautiful hair but l cannot must-er up the courage to cut it off. I, Alberta Roberts, leave after a vain at- tempt to teach Miss Johnson something about art. I, Pearl Plotter, leave for Hollywood. We, Helen Polrter and Eunice Johnson, will our red hair to anyone who will have it. I, Charles Vandiver, will my football letters to my small brother, Ray. l, Zeta Alexander, leave Walter to grad- uate in the future. l, Glen Renkin, leave-at last. I, Marguerite, leave my last name. Hop- per, to take that of Renkin. I, Eddie McCann,will my oratorial ability to Charles Phipps so that he may use ii in English 8. l, LeNelle Mathews, will my drug store complexion to Doris Johns. I, Helen Hall, leave my executive ability to Frances Jones. I, Jerry Crum, bequeath my magnetic eyes to any Freshman who will use them to a better advantage than I did. We, Francis Martin and Allen Tom. ll-ave our billing and coming to Veda Renkin and Wilman Obrist. I, Herbert White, will my raooon coat to the eskimos. I, George Newton, will my Monday ab- sence slips to anyone who wishes to calrry them down the hall in a wheelbarrow. VVe, Frances and Elizabeth Toomey, leave together, regretting that we are only two- thirds here. We, Allen Philips and Albin Westlund- the long and short of it, leave because We feel we know more about bookkeeping than Miss Morris. l, Crene Hazlett, bequeath my atrocious laugh to Dorothy Woodside. May it ring down the halls and corridors f-orever. l, John Hackenbruck, leave because I'm tired of fooling around. I, George Twiss, othlrewise Twissie- leave with my mouth closed for once. l, Harriet Roirick, will leave with any- one who will come with me. Vic, Sidney Olmstead: Joe Kellygand Jacob Ohrist, leave our curly locks and baby faces to Joe Hall, Bobby Westlund, and Carl Spaulding. l, Vivian Hulls, leave my sunny smile and happy disposition to Marjorie John- siin to give he-r that Garboish look. We, Wesley Merrifield and Charles Yo- der, leave with kind memories of all our dear teachers. I, Betty Hale, leave my mighty strength to Miss Keel-er to use in the gym class. I, Veo-na Kretzer, leave my loud and boistrous voice to Miss Maxon' I, Marge Phetteplace, leave my bass voice to Billy Roberts. XVe, Charles and Earl Molesworth, be- queath our ultramodern ways with the wo- men to Mr. Ely. I. Rachel Kortge, leave my place in the Vevgraphy class to anyone with a hard- lroiled tcmpei-ment. I, Musashi Migaki, reluctanaly leave the Chen lab, l. Tynan Smith, bequeath my intellectual mind to Ellsworth Britt. We, Rebbecca Thomison and Marjorie Zavoclsky, leave our locker number tio any other lazy mortals who promise to hang aizwund it 11 little more than we did. XVc-, Clifford Oliver and Grant Bolton, ii :ive our classical? features to Mr. Swan. l. Frank Thomas, leave my chemistry b'-ok to anyone who is sap enough to take the subject. l, XVinil'red Marsh, leave my collection

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--.1-lTl-IE STEELHEA D-- f I . Clifford Oliver who is running a side show for Al. G. Barnes' circus. It seems that thc girls are the hula dancers. Herbert: Perfect! And that reminds me. Where are Charles Yo'd-er and Wesley Merrifield? Nina: Why, when I was in Spain, I went to see a bull fight and there were Charles and Wesley. They say that they are famous all -over Spain for bull fighting. Floyd: I remember now that Floyd Thou- venal and Helen Porter are married. So are Rachel Kortge and Brick Twiss. Rachel and Brick are running a lookout station on top of Mt. Vesuvius. Allen: Bravo! Max Barber, Henry Bertrand and Sidney Bloom are catching lightning bugs in Cuba. They think they will make millions selling them to people who Wish to save on electricity. Harriet: Grant Bolton,Eddie McCann,Carol Cyphers, and John Hackcnbruck are class- ioal dancers in LeNelle Mathews' cab- aret in Mosier, Oregon. Nina: Yes, and Betty Hale, Stan Mayfield, Doug Milne, Jerry Holzaphel, and Veona Kretzer are teaching school in Celilo. Herbert: VVell, Darold Gilbreth and Earl and Charles Molesworth have established the famous Gilbreth, Moleswiorth, and Molesworth Hair Pin company in The Dalles and they're getting wealthy. Floyd: Katherine Farnsworth and Donald Hanel are married and are missionaries in South America. But listen to this, Saint Clifford Jackson and Saint Jesse McDonald are preachers in Alexandria. Harriet: Well, that is good, but it just oc- curred to me that I heard them announce over the radio when we were coming over on the boat that there was a Woman who had broken the latest record for marriages in ten years-and who do you think she is? Herbert: Who? Harriet: Grrace Gibson. And among her hus- bands were Glen Renken, Ralph Mont- gomery, Jacob Obrist, and Frank Thomas. Herbert: Thank God, I was in Germany. Allen: A narrow escape indeed! Nina: Marguerite Hopper, Eunice Johnson, 25 Mary Webb, Lois Woolsey and Gertrude VVilliams are establishing an Anti-Low'- Cut Bathing Suit League in The Dalles. Alberta Roberts and Marjorie Phietteplace have joined their forces and they are hav- ing Wonderful results at The Dalles dip. They say that there has been no one in bathing since but children. Floyd: I don't blame them. But say, you'll be surprised at this, Alle-n. Sidney Olm- stead, Frank Reid, Joe Kelly, and Char- les Vandivier are all traveling salesmen for the famous Odorless Moth-ball Comp- any operated by George Newton. Allen: You don't mean it? But here is some- thing almost as startling. Harold Watson, they say is a second Rudolph Valentino, and who do you think is his leading lady? Harriet: Who? Allen: Lois Underwood! And they say that Albin VVestlund and Bob Welty are famous comedians. Floyd: Ramona Smith, Rebecca Thomison, Marjorie Zavodsky and Helen Thomas are matrons at the Insane Asylum at Salem. Oh, yes, Harry Morioko has re- turned to Japan and has become a mil- lionaire catching prize gold-fish to send to Kenny Piercy who is inventing concen- trated food. Nina: I just happen to think that Tynan Smith and Everett Wilcox are inventing the Forever Full Fountain Pen. I-Iarriet: Vivian Hulls is acting on the trap- eze in Al. G. Barnes Circus. They say that she is a marvel. Floyd: VV-ell, that is all of them,but Vivienne Morast and Prudence Hix.'They'r-e still old maids. Out of all the eligble senior boys they didn't get a proposal. Allen: Well, it sure is wonderful to hear from the old gang again. All: It surely is. Herbert: And after all you know, they have n't changed much. . Allen: No, and I think we should drink a, toast to them. Sorry-I've nothing but cioff-ee. fAll raise cupsb Allen: Here's to you: Class of '33. Curtain -G.G

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THE STEELHl:AD of love story magazines to anyone they might help. XVe, Stan Mayfield and Doug Milne leave D. H. S. because we can't take it with us. We, Wilda Dix-on and Alice Gill, leave without attracting attention. 1, Ramona Smith, leave Mr. Swan's histofry class with a sigh oi' relief. I, Donald Hanel, with my mighty whisk- ers, leave my shaving set to Bill Capps. We, Patty and Carroll Cyphers, leave as the many Cyphers before us have left- quietly, to make room for the many more Cyphers to follow. I, Haro-ld Watson, leave Mutt to tote the pigskin over the goal line for me. I, Lorraine Spickerman, leave my ability to get on the good side of Mr. Swan to Cleo Morast. I, Harry Morioko, leave to become an electrician. I, Arthur Hansen , leave my ability of staying out late hours, then sleeping in school, to Pop Endicott. I, Prudence Hix, leave all my dates to Loretta Lowe. I, Marvel Osborn, will do a go-od turn by leaving my dimples to the homelist Freshman in school. I. Verona. Adkisson, leave 2 feet 6 inches of my height to Cloyd Looney. We, Frank Reid and Sidney Bloom, leave our ability to orate-no we'd better keep it, it's too good to lose. I, Max Barber, leave 150 pounds of my massive weight to Allyn Roberts. I, Floyd Thouvenal, bequeath all my pop- ularity-being a wow with the femmes -and all my other attributes to my kid brother, so that said gifts will be left in the family. I, Loye Bairnard, leave my ability on the race track to Karrington Hall. I, Henry Bertrand, leave my interest in the Bachelor club to anyone deserving the company of girls. We, Dan Ford and Ralph Montgomiry, leave by the fire escape. I, Evelyn Buskuhl, leave my proficiency in being seen and not heard to Al Tuttle. I. John Cauller, will my ability to be se- date and quiet to Harry Milne. I, Esther Dexter, leave all my henna application to Miss Morris. I, Virginia Descih, leave to become a nurse. I, Emma Craft, leave to the classes the only well known example of perpetual motion-my tongue. I, Eldon Emerson, will my privilege of being dumb to Ed Geiger in case he does not abuse it as I did. I, Grace Gibson. leave the bank books to Muggs Maynard in hopes she will be able to make them out. I, Kenneth Piercy, leave my freckles to my sister Pauline in ease she hasn't enough. I, Robert Fulton, leave the little keg -empty. I, Max Jahn, leave to go fishing. I, Ed Howell, leave my way of getting around Mr. Wiley to Garth Yeakle. I, Jesse McDonald, leave my noisy way and loud voice to Clarence VVooda'rd. I, Gertrude Vifilliams, leave to be an art- ist's model. I, Miriam Gilbert, leave to work in the Model laundry. I, Lois Woolsey, leave my curves to any baseball team. We, Everett VVilcox and Robert VVelty, leave our ability to talk when a report is being given, to Allen Swanser. I, Dorothy Still, leave to wait l'or leap year. I, Floyd Bailey, leave any excess know- ledge I may have obtained in four years to Billy Dick so he may use it in the future. I, May Ralph, leave with my happy gig- gle. We, Darrel Gilbreth and Bill Johnston, leave excellent f'?J grades on the register. I, Katherine Farnsworth, will my horn- rimmed glasses to Miss Templer in order that she will see how hard her tests are. We, Dorothy Read and Paul Fauerso, leave to wait until we become of legal age. I, Gerald Holzaphel, leave my sch-ool brogues to anyone who is man enough to Wear them. I, I-lisako Yoshinari, leave my ability to get on the honor roll to Pauline Yoder. I, Virginia Peck, leave the ranch to waste away, because of my long celsed visitation. I, Marie Berryman, leave Dalles High again--this time for good.