Texas Wesleyan University - Txweco Yearbook (Fort Worth, TX)

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A i ODAY you and every other American have one thouqht uppermost in mind-Winning of the War! War today is a War oi machines, a War requiring mass production. Vital to high speed industrial production is ELECTRIC POWER and it must be available Wherever it is needed. The inter- connected Texas power arid, ot which this Company's transmission system is an important part, has made this possible. FUHT WUHTH IS PHIIUB UF TEXAS WESLEYAN IIllLLEBE:- BECAUSE of its high educational and religious standards, its ex- cellent faculty and its fine student body. BECAUSE it is a good business as well as educational institution, having this year become free of all indebtedness. BECAUSE many of its young men have joined in the fight for free- dom and many others have signed up as reserves and are awaiting their call. AND BECAUSE throughout the years it has played an integral part in making Fort Worth the city it is today. THE PUHT WIIHTH CHAMBER UP IIIIMMERIIE

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ADVICE T0 A PLEDGE Not ordinary, you and Ig We're classified as Alpha Chi, And you may know it, maybe not, But that's just why we're on the spot. You see, my pledge, we've got to be Well rounded out and fancy free. We can't afford to sit and dwell Within the Alpha's inner shell, For if we do, I know this much, We will have lost the common touch. So never snub the common jerk, YOU may become his grocery clerk. A TOAST T0 MULKEY They may ration our gas, They may ration our hose, But here's to our men, May they never ration those! -By S. C. Q. Congratulations GRADUATES On Your Success May QJOIII' 1107.0 life be full of good lurk aim' fmppi1ze'5s.' Always More for Your M0ll6y at the WORTH NVinter and summer AIR - CONDITIONED ROOMS insure abundant flow of fresh warm air on coldest days and cooling breezes for summer's heat. All rooms have both tub .ind shower, circulating ice water and tastefully appointed furniture. Remodeled and redeco- rated rooms offer you all the real comforts and convenience you could ask. Every Room Is Sefzsibly Priced Home of Western Hospitality . . . A Good Surrounding for Real Folks WORTH HOTEL FORT WORTH

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THE MORONIC NEWS -By Moron News, Inc. CMND Because of the uncertainty of the war and since everything has been put on such a speedy basis, the students tespecially the seniorsb enjoy exchanging such unique popular mutterings. In the following lines we list the favorites-Cany relation to T. W. C. students, living or dead, is purely coincidentalb. Do you know why Cornel Thompson put vitamin pills in his gin? So he could build himself up while he was tearing himself down. 41-2-3- laughl. Have you heard why Dorothy R took the clock upstairs with her? Dot heard it was fast and wanted to see it run down. fDisappointment ll Joe Leonard was painting the ceiling one day and Roy Barber told him to get a'hold of the paint brush because he wished to borrow the ladder. The little Phillips took a bottle of whiskey to ged with him so he could sleep tight. Mulkey Hall inhabitants sleep with their feet bare from cover-they don't want those cold things in bed with them. Registrar Paul Crouch took a ruler to bed with him so he could see how long he slept. There was a patriotic worm fanyonej joined the Apple Corps that was on the Ram campus recently. There was once upon a time a little moron that took a bale of hay to bed with him so he could feed his nightmares. Say, have you heard the joke about the country road? It's rough! There was a young maiden from Siam, Who said to her sweetheart, young Hir-am, To kiss me, of course, you'll have to use force, BUT THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE STRONGER THAN I AM! A Campus Ram took his sugar and cream to the show because he heard they were going to have a serial. Hart and McAllister got together and cut off their fingers as a solu- tion so they could write shorthandg then cut off their arms so they could wear sleeveless sweaters. And then there's Mrs. Newlywed, who worried and worried cause hubby had gone to shoot craps and she DIDN'T know how to COOK them. tDo they really come that dumb?J