Texas Presbyterian College for Girls - Larkspur Yearbook (Milford, TX)

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We Wonder l. If college girls look pretty painted and penciled. 2. What they do in faculty meetings. 3. If there ever was such a brilliant class as the one of I9I0. 4. If college bred means a four-year loaf. 5. Why the ocean is built so close to the shore. - 6. When the Senior's heads will burst. 7. Why Columbus discovered America. 8. What is the number of the largest feet in T. P. C. fTwo feet. we guess., 9. Why everybody can't have an airship. QU U11 W Lost and Found' LOST-Tommy Horn. , LCST-My VIRC-ll... -M. C-. Tod. LOST-Speech fwhen he proposedf. LOST-Friendship of everybody in T. P. C.--Oracle Staff. LOST-A Heart, fCandy.l-Mary R. LOST-A few gray matter cells.-Mag Sue B. LOST-A pet poodlef U answering to the name of Fuzzy -Marguerite E. LOST-My Beauty -fpinj-R. N. FOUND-One roll of false curl. Owner can get same by calling and identifying. a 'r'm45f f if fi ,, , ,ns sr , f 94. Arg K,,,..,'.,.tizr .uT17fYQu.? WANTED-A bottle or jug of anti-fat.-M. Cu. T. and Wanht Column . E. B. WANTED-just a line from someone.-M. E. D. WANTED+Something to make me laugh.-E. Simmons. WANTED- A George. -I. R. and L. T. WANTED-A position as a writer of dissertations.-N. C. WANTED-A recipe to keep the blushes from going.-A. AJ WANTED-A place to hang my Joilet pennant.--E. C. WANTED-A beautiful set of hair.-H. H. WANTED-Anyone who has a kick coming against The Oracle to call at my office WAN TED-To Qunarmedj .--Fighting Editor. find out how much I know.-H. E., Jr. VVANTED-To lose part of my voice in Waxahachie.-G. V. B. WANTED-To know the effect of anti-fat on Mabel C. and X. Y. WANTED-To buy some crackers.-Fay S. WAN TE D-To WAN TED-A get the mail for B.-C. H. yellow dress.-R. N. WANTED-A horse bridle.-Miss C. S. and G. H. WAN TED-A lemon.-F annie S. WANTED-A Charming dimple.-L. Hampton. 109

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