Temple University - Templar Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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It ' s written there in her golden hair All the secrets of her youth Her crystalline eyes don ' t try to disguise What she knows to be the truth Day after day, in way after way. She grows and I knows I care The look on her face in our child ' s embrace Lets me know I ' ll always be there. Two people died today when they fell backwards off the fifth story of the Santa Monica beach while playing lectroball. A middle-aged woman was blown up this afternoon in her backyard when she added too much water to her instant supermarket before she went shopping yesterday. And shower for the dec ' s will be set back one hour tonight . . . Back to standard washing time. Five Hundred Thousand smog snorkles, the entire supply of Roanoke were stolen last night in a daring robbery. The bandits entered under cover of smog . . . posing . . . without snorkles ... as oxegenated executives . . . Two died during the bold mask-off holdup. All employees of the bank were permitted to keep their masks on, and no one was injured. An emergency situation exists. If you have an extra smog snorkle . . . call your supervisor now . . . you will not be punished. Politically motivated vandals are believed to be responsible for the destruction of twenty-eight Johnson and Son Sex machines in a Baltimore County fun house last night. The sperm, so valuable to the government, was left untouched so the loss was minimal. No prosecution is planned.