Temple University School of Podiatric Medicine - Achilles Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We the graduating class of 1993. being of unsound mind and exhausted body, do hereby bequeath the following to the remaining students of PCPM: 1. A Kidawa-English English-Kidawa electronic translator! 2. A remote controlled pause button for the slide projectors during surgery lecturesi 3. Golf lessons so Dr. Boyd has a large pool of potential partners for all those tournaments! 4. Invisibility pills' to go unnoticed in Pathomechanicsi 5. The ability to clone yourselves when working with Dr. Downey! 6. Nose clips to better tolerate those frumunda cheese” patientsi 7. Comfortable shoes and an ample supply of band-aids when working in PM llli 8. Nair for the Sports Medicine taping workshops! 9. Lab equipment from this centuryi 10. Aromatic embalming fluid in designer fragrances! 11. Smiley faces to paste on Dr. Mahan and Dr. Feldmani 12. Expanded hours for the Business Office! 13. Yet another hair color for Dr. Conwayi 14. Guest lecturers who actually know what Podiatry isi 15. A comb and some hairspray to control Dr. Lemont’s fly-away endst 16. A personalized oscillometer with instruction manual for every studenti 17. Enough time to actually get to the foot in Loweri 18. A Grateful Dead study guide for those extra credit questions in Sports Med.i 19. Valium to slip to Dr. PontiouSi 20. A lecture and lab series by Dr. Bauer on amalgamating oneself with the object of one's choice! 21. Portable electroshock therapy units to stay awake in those less than stimulating lecturesi 22. A stenographer for Dr. Bitar i 23. A clue in Derm., if we had one to givei 24. Residency programs which pay above the poverty level. 25. Pus-filled paronychia to keep Dr. Joseph happyi 26. Ample and free student parking Dream Onli 27. A decrease in tuition — Keep Dreaming!

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