Temple University School of Podiatric Medicine - Achilles Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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“Buy My Book” Lenny Has A New Book . . . Just Say No. The Jag screeched to a halt just outside my front door. Almost immediately there was a rap on the storm door It was Sunday morning and 1 still had my coffee-stained jammies on. Half unconscious I shuffled to the door, not realizing that the funnies were stuck to my fuzzy slippers. I peaked through the peep-hole in the door, expecting one of our infrequent visits from Jehovah’s Witness — hut. Lord help me, it was HIM' Still thinking unclearlv, and too shocked to wretch. I unlatched the door. Before I could holler. “LEAVE!” — he jumped through the doorway. Hiya-Hiya-Hiya, he began. I'm going door to door selling copies of my NEW book. There he stood (or should I say twitched) wearing one of those shiny suits and holding a new copy of a very familiar old book On and on he rambled, Updated ... Improved .. NEW book is that my beeper ... even’s got AIDS drugs ... when I was a resident... saved a life 'cuz I had the book. Finally, his beeper did go off. He walked to my phone, still talking, and dialed some numbers. Mind if I borrow yer phone? Thanks .1 lot, and just as abruptly hung up and said, Adios muchacho . . . here's my card . . . NEW book . let’s do lunch . . gotta go... BYE! And SLAM sent the door. During the entire interaction I had not moved from the spot where I had answered the door I spent a confused moment by the door and then reached down and peeled the comics from the bottom of my slipper. I mosied back to the couch, laid down and thought, Holy shit — is it already time for Lenny to have another NEW book? jcomprehensive manner... rs arc also a very good lisy M Ofcw award.Medical School 2S

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