Temple University School of Podiatric Medicine - Achilles Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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famoui count, Nlxe-Houkand ktepk to a perfect oetkoQc, . Tlnadf ax explanatlox mak at hand far ad HjU crazlnekk . . . Wl knem miottb do nom .. . avoid He Hied fax , hia, dectk . . . cut dakkek . . . day ox He, Faitude, of He, ickool. . . do anything but doxt iptxd time, lx Hoke offctkl But did, life u ak Hug I, at PCPM. We had Hr endure, trial by Micro. Bo Tm ckyj gave, nem meaning Hr He, mord dome, ak me (lied exd eu blnden mttk (eftuxrk aboutgram poiCtve, gram nega-Hvek, du and dot. We begged ft retd, but Here u ak none,. Boidax He, terrible loved corgne bacteria axd attletck feet, axd by god, me mere, going Hr love, Hex, tool Roman Drtankl (mardrobe by gar-animal) gave, uk Hvo couxkek at once,; Immunology axd a minor lx Slavlck, lax -guagik. We ad (earned Lou Hr pronounce Sal-o-moox-eda axd move, about comp t-mcbtHax u t cate, Hr. Dr Ante ,, (belt ImpenouatZox of ax Acting Dean) u ak ko boxing Hat be, bad Hr k(t dou x during lik ou x leeturek. Bit Dr. Abraunkox Hole He, cakei Tie, dand-up Borkdt-Bdt comer-dlax ak a microbiology proftkkon Me, never, faded Hr amuie and entertain uk, ak met£ ak Hack uk. ffemakHe only member, of He, foody Hr gdt a kHading ovotiox, curtain cadk and rokei after, a future fU detgtted lx one, Inerk and dlkgutting plcturek, Ike cankerk under, He, Inner, eyelid fill bettlxe came, during a future, ox kerpei; be, flailed up a Ade of a vagina u tH a herpetic, feklox ox He, cervix, ft looked ko muek Ike, a tunnel komeone rekcmblng Sclmartr from, He, guad, yelled up, f edo . . . f edo . Dr. Abramkox replied mttk, Every year komeone recog -nizei her. ftk Hugh to kay muck about a teacker mko kcoffed at mandatory attendance. Eld Ardex u ak obvloukly a, great kympetkizer of He ttudextl poktHox againkt (t. God Icnomk be milked more Pathology ofakkek Hax molt of He itudexft. IViex be, did come, ill idea of Hading conillHd of doming kldex and pointing out Inflammatory rea Honk. We learned He namei of 91 f 11 everything Hat tad a Oma ox He end of ft MoreHaxa, fern (tudentk ku xummed to He cardinal kymptomk of He dreaded tumor, Sidney Aedenomai ttfe Hr no eye contact talcing to people mttk your back turned; and a fat affect Tie terminal even conilit of opplcctLox for a Job ak a teacker at PCPM. Steven, Steven, Stevex, bom you make your Momma proud. Suck a nice Jemuk boy, to grom up to be ko Important 7be ritzy office, He plug lx Piila-defpila magazine . ... Mg kox He DoctbJ luck a mend, axd ax author, about radiology, ffek He kind of kox every Brooklyn Mom, drearnk about But luck a temper be iak, Hut Stevex, ko ktrietmtH ilk tfudeaH . . . . it crick . . . bemlnek . . . iektampk iu feet. . . midt a man Wiut ax oduU Tie kecond year ended mttk He dakk unified for He frit and (at time. Tie Lemobt offenklvc u ak atapeak deep lx He grip of ill mkcromave madnekk, Par-vey lemoxt felt He need Hr JukHfg He Continued evidence of ArSkony Kldama by IniUtZng Hut eack ttudent purckake a okddometer, Mike Wahniky excluded; be alteady brought one firttyear. Tie dakk mak outraged by Hll ridiculouk regueltand coded ox ilgi level doled door negoQa-ttonk. Tie outcome proved Hut evex bok -tagek lave right! Tie Geneva Convention, deduced Hat if PCPM maided prikonerk to lave okcdhmden Hut PCPM mould lave Hr pay for Hem. Score: PCPM - 37, POM - 1. Tie, 7luni Year: Tlu year mak uneventful but moth mentioning duetba frightfulcoune lx Interior Decorating Office Management taught by He Incompatible teacken, Gory f ymek (oat of He daket and into He dare airy ) and Larry Levin (ego ko large, hi body ladHr be euktom made atGeorge Jacobi Big and Tad Men StoreJ. Ak one coatinurk to kCt back and cobtemplctck He yean gone by one mould be remlkk nbCHr Include and evaluate, Hoke mko lx Heir Infinite, mlkdom led, puded

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lak of podiatry, mheezed axd groaned hi may though hi ffartk yeax of teaching Onychopathy. Several tlmei during the count hi breathing became io erratic, Hat •oe (toad CPR mould be neceuaty, but be ahagi footed ui. fie remembered entry patient by putuxii of Helx tbei and took, off foe ipeAng exxon U hi Hit Ether hi hearing men terribly Unpaged ox be made He decUlon to die Ik a blaze of glory. One afternoon mhile giving a utermtable lertuxe cm. He value of meHgt-mrtkaenylcte, He fee alarm meat off foe teal, fit ignored it foe aboutHree minutei and Continued Iptaking. RnaAy, iome of He mote iome (tudinU made a break foe He doox, (I men He (eftone out). One by onetkeclau Ic tDx. Knauiztolecture, to an empty roonu IVtH He entire icbool outUde, fee enginei raced up Eighth Sheet mhle Dx. Knauiz held damn, He fodt lie mould borne gladly gone damn. mtHHeihp but, olai, Ctmai only adnA - back to olaii. Lem Jacob, RPh, M.D., PhD. munderklnd of Smtk Kite French, introduced ui to Pharmacology and He noLe of ipeech therapy dtthe iame time, ffe eauly taught He belt comae of He yearn in hi mlie-atxe, iluik-mouHed may. Tbe booming bcratone of Pharmacology, Dx. Pugla. gome iome greatt lecture! and He opportunity to kill a mttk lethal doiei of drug!. Lenny Ledex- man finally couflxmed Hatpunlibment fox the t of Cocaine mai leu Han Hat fox feeding in cbnle and Hat apologia mexe net even xeguixed. - nm i Ox. Schoenhaui, He. king ox He ff If a 9 h mount, depending on mho youxe talking to, dominated He afexnooni mttk Pdtur-meckanlci. Yeak, pxondtlan, loot of all emil in He mould, Yeak, cauid cancel even, Yeak, can cure Itmtk Hut magic, ihonA . . . Yeak, In He belt count lay In He belt Yeak . fJe mai cool, ttglik, mtH dxeucd, (Doci hi tallox make iuJU fox oAtke title boyi in Society thA?) . . . Tough . . . paxanoid. AboutHe fourtk meek of dau It became opponent mbdt mai happening. It mai aboutthu time Hat John fuico foxmutded He Micramave Theaxy of Madneu. It mai a plot Tbe Amexican Medical Auocudlon contorted mttk Bell Laboratorlei acxou He Ifoeetto deitroy He belt mindi of Podiatry. Right in plain viem, Hume Hey mexe f uye micramave txanimdexi directed xighttbmaxd He Hixd floox Comdex of PCPM! They dropped Ike (tel (non Micramave Madneu. That ueaxom (hip of office! contained none paranoia, Han anymhexe At outUde BeA-vtem. Schoenhaui mai ranting, naming . . . me mme oA cheating, He mhole dau. The Orthopodi mouldnt let bin publik. lie couldnt nemembex original ideal (nan Hue he had nead. f e iuccummed Ike oA He othen did along Hut Hind Aoox Comdex. Whitney mai Hume He (ongeit. .. he mai Ur dozy, he HaughtHe (one-foot controlled He reax-fodt. llaxmey Le-noatmai ai ditto a mazy obient minded pnofeuox ai you A emm find. Kldama, Jeiuil Ifi mcndxobe ipeaki fox (UeA. fie mai io mill he had to home hi inJtlali put on everything io he could nemembex hi name, flu vocabulary mai io expanded he mai incapable of nddZng to hi patent, ffe ujuaAg aiked Itreetpeople thing! Ike. Would you pleait aUume the cdtttude of phlebo date recumbency, Huily 7 flu iecnrtany mai the molt unfortunate, victim of rnUnummome madneu. They iucceeded in eradicating aA but one iynapie Ur poox Suitei brain. ItoA ftperferttyl Schotn-haui mai a tough guy, phi he had the oritex office, f!e mai able to hang on fox iome yean before he iuccummed but he feA like a nock Hat yeax and Rick Jay done night in the nettyeax mtk hi Gene KeAey imperiondSLoni of Dancing on the deda . Norn me had an explanation mhy Dx. WaAex mai olmayi icradchlng hi baA and mhy hi eye mai bugging out. It mai He diieaiei The Micromane Mad-neul Dx. Sanner mult hone knomn iomt-thlng mai mrong; he put up iome kind of prdtertlne Cording on hi mindomi butter no ax oil. f!e mai frmlg in the grip of the micromanei by the lecoad yeax. flu teit became even more inexplicable in hi 27

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and plodded ui down Hurt petit' of owe podlrtkic ubk Tint cat educrtbxi, by appointment, not necmadly ability, who wext to take Cortkol of out Avei, of out felt, eutd wtik a whim of deilxt, bttiexnm ox egotiim could actually bxLng a daii to tit kneel ox o tow (ttb ujoict In tit iuccm. It keemi that the ovexad impuuiot titLai lefrotlUi daii lai been Hot of lypexkaxbtoiU, iecondaxy to yew (lentot. It many wayl out institution, and thoie, who takt cue active pent he tunning (t, U Akt out Fedexol Govexnment Out important tiadtt, iuxxounded by olmoSt ai incompetent Lelpexi, whole, evUtenct dt-pendi upot tint, whole only tail tit U to cany out oxdexi (um at unknown, but ptobably Incapable louxet. Cat Study if 1’ Department of Mediate Leadtt, fiaxvey Lemort - Cxeden-tiaA-l oAiminoui, which artcuAf qualfiei Um ai tit leadex. Tlu U a man of irtedgence, at invertebxrtt though, It cannot do wlrttIt iayi behind doit doom, but windy whet rtkexi ted Um to do. ffu dalM to fautt U tit amnelty It gave tit 3nd ytat Neuxology ituenti who, wtih at avexage of 50, wot adorned to paii wtih to KCCoxd of evex Loafing failed. wUlt (Awing levexal 2nd yeax dnical podia-tky itudenti to fail wCtk a 69 avexage. Good onil fit U pxeiertly waiting a patent lot a convertible laitpiect. Fodowet H1 - Anthony Kidawa a mat wloit idea of wodett U a iport coat wild doublei ai a dm booed ox picnic tablecloth. AAhougk tlii wot U actually knowledgeable Ui deifxe to cowwand any «apedtu landed by Ui lad of pexionatty Ui attempt to be at arthaxtty and Ui dildiil wannaliwi wild at tlwei one both offeniive and degrading. Fodowet 2 - Laxxy Aiiattid, mat ot woman, wed ot agguuive, capable ot not It any went it lai led ui fox wlrtt could not be any leu of a StifeAng poittiot. FAwexi 3 and If 4 - Mag-letia and Kwainik. They weax tie blue coeti it tit event of ot emergency but it tit event of a xeal code blue It would be eailex to find Coby and Jacobi (li that a Gw fxm2). Fodowet If 5 - Arnold Feldman, Cowmandex it Chief of the Afcxnoot Clinic. Caxxiex and recipient of tic 1984-85 not AB ffepdtitii Awaxd. Recently It iuhmtJtbd pweduxe to pexfoxm a txanimet amputation with a 64 blade fd anything flow, a IPK to at f!M. flii mdtb, Diabetic, Go Ahead . Fodowet If 6 - IVaxten Joiepl, At InfertLoui Dueait. Obieued will, tiled genexrttat ceplaloipoxini. Knowi nothing eAe. Laltlg, tlii department could not function wtihoutthe wanneguin behind tit dak, iowttimei Ktfmed to ai Gait, flex, Jobi axt endlm; lex, abiAtiei axe a lumox. Git U belt known fox, hex ability to land out 120 teittb a 120 itudenti it a 120 ndnutei. Git way be tie ual bxaim behind that department. Tit problem It tin department UtT io muck the aggUgoSt knowledge, of the gxoup, buttle vekidei which mult corny and diipenit It But, Ike out fcdexol govexnment wlitakci axe wade, people, axt burtt, Avei axt (Axed, but evUtance ii tolexrted. Nertttkext U thatauipidoui and melt uvexed deportment, Tit Guxgexy Department, belt knowt fox (ti uvolfing chodx-mat, (lecond only to tie Tempoxaxy Active, Dean of Gtudent and Academic Affaixi). tt U It till department that Student Stxivt to gettUrt III. Tlext u no iexloui way in, which you, could compote a ucowmendatiot (torn a PM Dortbx againlttkdt of a Guxgexy Dortbx, hence He need to do iuxgexy, book, iuxgexiti and if (til otodpouiblt to getHdt Umoxed woxk Study poittiot of OP Tech. Tlu U the one poittiot which in, the immortal wotdi of Jcffuy Maxki wld adow you, to do Mott iuxgexy that any rthex fourth yean,. No doubt tjdi notch it lu bet IVldland Um fouxyeaxi atGt. Joiepli. Lrtt look, doiex.