Temple University School of Podiatric Medicine - Achilles Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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lak of podiatry, mheezed axd groaned hi may though hi ffartk yeax of teaching Onychopathy. Several tlmei during the count hi breathing became io erratic, Hat •oe (toad CPR mould be neceuaty, but be ahagi footed ui. fie remembered entry patient by putuxii of Helx tbei and took, off foe ipeAng exxon U hi Hit Ether hi hearing men terribly Unpaged ox be made He decUlon to die Ik a blaze of glory. One afternoon mhile giving a utermtable lertuxe cm. He value of meHgt-mrtkaenylcte, He fee alarm meat off foe teal, fit ignored it foe aboutHree minutei and Continued Iptaking. RnaAy, iome of He mote iome (tudinU made a break foe He doox, (I men He (eftone out). One by onetkeclau Ic tDx. Knauiztolecture, to an empty roonu IVtH He entire icbool outUde, fee enginei raced up Eighth Sheet mhle Dx. Knauiz held damn, He fodt lie mould borne gladly gone damn. mtHHeihp but, olai, Ctmai only adnA - back to olaii. Lem Jacob, RPh, M.D., PhD. munderklnd of Smtk Kite French, introduced ui to Pharmacology and He noLe of ipeech therapy dtthe iame time, ffe eauly taught He belt comae of He yearn in hi mlie-atxe, iluik-mouHed may. Tbe booming bcratone of Pharmacology, Dx. Pugla. gome iome greatt lecture! and He opportunity to kill a mttk lethal doiei of drug!. Lenny Ledex- man finally couflxmed Hatpunlibment fox the t of Cocaine mai leu Han Hat fox feeding in cbnle and Hat apologia mexe net even xeguixed. - nm i Ox. Schoenhaui, He. king ox He ff If a 9 h mount, depending on mho youxe talking to, dominated He afexnooni mttk Pdtur-meckanlci. Yeak, pxondtlan, loot of all emil in He mould, Yeak, cauid cancel even, Yeak, can cure Itmtk Hut magic, ihonA . . . Yeak, In He belt count lay In He belt Yeak . fJe mai cool, ttglik, mtH dxeucd, (Doci hi tallox make iuJU fox oAtke title boyi in Society thA?) . . . Tough . . . paxanoid. AboutHe fourtk meek of dau It became opponent mbdt mai happening. It mai aboutthu time Hat John fuico foxmutded He Micramave Theaxy of Madneu. It mai a plot Tbe Amexican Medical Auocudlon contorted mttk Bell Laboratorlei acxou He Ifoeetto deitroy He belt mindi of Podiatry. Right in plain viem, Hume Hey mexe f uye micramave txanimdexi directed xighttbmaxd He Hixd floox Comdex of PCPM! They dropped Ike (tel (non Micramave Madneu. That ueaxom (hip of office! contained none paranoia, Han anymhexe At outUde BeA-vtem. Schoenhaui mai ranting, naming . . . me mme oA cheating, He mhole dau. The Orthopodi mouldnt let bin publik. lie couldnt nemembex original ideal (nan Hue he had nead. f e iuccummed Ike oA He othen did along Hut Hind Aoox Comdex. Whitney mai Hume He (ongeit. .. he mai Ur dozy, he HaughtHe (one-foot controlled He reax-fodt. llaxmey Le-noatmai ai ditto a mazy obient minded pnofeuox ai you A emm find. Kldama, Jeiuil Ifi mcndxobe ipeaki fox (UeA. fie mai io mill he had to home hi inJtlali put on everything io he could nemembex hi name, flu vocabulary mai io expanded he mai incapable of nddZng to hi patent, ffe ujuaAg aiked Itreetpeople thing! Ike. Would you pleait aUume the cdtttude of phlebo date recumbency, Huily 7 flu iecnrtany mai the molt unfortunate, victim of rnUnummome madneu. They iucceeded in eradicating aA but one iynapie Ur poox Suitei brain. ItoA ftperferttyl Schotn-haui mai a tough guy, phi he had the oritex office, f!e mai able to hang on fox iome yean before he iuccummed but he feA like a nock Hat yeax and Rick Jay done night in the nettyeax mtk hi Gene KeAey imperiondSLoni of Dancing on the deda . Norn me had an explanation mhy Dx. WaAex mai olmayi icradchlng hi baA and mhy hi eye mai bugging out. It mai He diieaiei The Micromane Mad-neul Dx. Sanner mult hone knomn iomt-thlng mai mrong; he put up iome kind of prdtertlne Cording on hi mindomi butter no ax oil. f!e mai frmlg in the grip of the micromanei by the lecoad yeax. flu teit became even more inexplicable in hi 27

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an AddUoni patient burnt Veix, tying oxound Ut loom and Vug 8 kart a lead attack, d A8, pxo baiketbaX plagexi axt pltuttaxg gleuiV, vital glauei and mlM dit of keaet diicait. fit bad iomt keg not . a— a pkxaiH aJct hoi unity go M me,. Angont mho meet fd help mttk PhgiioM-gg mai converted, Jemi Included. At meet meM uiClk Pi. 0 until mt got a load of kuVt queitiani. IVt leftPhgUotogg mttk a mildlg confuted idea of horn Vt human bodg functioned and memoxiei of Vt Infamoui animal lab. Pexionaty, tenet knem VetturtMi itxeamed until txepkined a halt la Vt pod mdJhxti vertxol iket and took lit head out! IVt operated on tome unfortunate dogi mho meet Vaniefuty oneFketiied, and learned flxtt band niked It fefc Met to kit lying, bxertking Peih. And Veg Vaught Pena iad a ctuel piimete, toeaxck lab! Lome , Ertxemity Anatbmg became a uplag of CuFexi Mt Fond mtV Pi flood, but Lt made luxe Vat kt mai wing anatbmg piofuioxi. Tkt big Lame Ertxemity Ptactical Exam mai given on Fxidag 13V but It mutt kaxt been a Mckg dag fa out clou, became matt people paued. Tkt CLASS ACT OP 84-85 mentlb Vt team of Fenton and Buxke. Puptie, Vt ungodlg hoax of 8:00 A.M. fd lertuxt and endleu memoxico-tion of tab Matting itepi, BlockemiFxg Food out ai a couxit mkext fall plag and mutual toped meet baklc pxindp i. Pi Fenton, did komevex, take to mandrtbxg attendance mCtk iomt drtexmineton. It mai announced Vet unltU 80% of Vt Mc-tu ei mext attended mt mould not bt aiomedta i(tfdVt Final Exam. Attkli poObtVt dan toponded mttk Vt question. If mt cant itt fd Vt final, can mt Fond ? Jut mken mt fxaty Vougkt mt mould kaxt an eaig couxit (Blomtckantci) mt mext fooled bg Mi Pogexi (ton Calfoxnicu IVt mext Pi Cannexi flxt paued mttk a 70 d bettix. fit mai (tiM txglng to bt populate Van: afcx Vt iecond geon kt didnt cent, fit became kaxdened to exlticUm. Pi Sannex Ktfuied to Mg damn and become Vt Ml BlM of PCPM. fit faded kimiet to pxbtet and fobbed pome In Vt Ortkopedia Per-primed m(V boV kandi. fit nexei took, Vet Ckeiklxt-cet imilt off kli fact tkougk. Revolution mai fomenting exen at Vet tatty itagt In Vt department but t mouldnt xuptuxt until mud latex. Rxit geaet, ended gxeetfu fg In eaty June. Some of ui medttb iummex ickool, iomt of ui quit d chopped out and iomt of ui took, Vt iummei off. IVt emexged a We, ikeMikocked and qutie, a bt diffexentVan mken mt began. Oux dau iderted a geneticaty female ptoldent Ann Sonoga mko mould kelp foxm a cokeilxt gtotp horn Vt xeedoui iphrtexed factiani Inlb mkid mt kad divided. IVt mext imallex,, leanex, and kaxdei Van mt mext etVt Feet IVt mext iuxxixoii. m Inning V i time axound. IVt Manned Vt kip In excxuddting detail and ikimmed oxex Vt foot, but mko caxei about 11 angrnag? Pi PlPlmio Introduced ui to Vt coMxeet-xibbon method of anatbmg In Ui belt Motion Blonde imitation of Vt God Fdtkex of Lome% Ertxemity Anetb-mg . Mondag and Fxidagi mext maxked bg glueing cadaxex lab ieuiani duxing vi kick pop dal quizeei mext given bg dau at PCPM. fftiucceeded In tonfui-Ing about 90X of Vt daU and boxing 100% of Vt dau. Pi MAk ried kim Beit Queitiou In a Foxelgn Language . (Tkext mext no oVex contend-exi.) fhi ttyM Incoxpoxeded Vt moxit of Ed SuMxan and Mi Pogexi and kt taught ui io Wt Vet kt kad tb glut ui andtkex, couxit In oux iecond geen IVtik a, MA kelp (ton Mom, Vt mkuolt daU The, Second Yeao: Tkingi Farted out loutinty enough. IVt nutticulrted (u Vet a duty moxd?), bought iomt booki mt mould neve% open and Farted clou. Exit iemeFex mai heaxg. Tkext mext dauei In Pkaxmacol-ogg, Mlcxoblalogg, Prtkologg, Pkgilcal PlagnoiU, Padiologg, PcJkomeckanid, OngckopaVg. Pi Kxemiz, Vt Metkuit- 26

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famoui count, Nlxe-Houkand ktepk to a perfect oetkoQc, . Tlnadf ax explanatlox mak at hand far ad HjU crazlnekk . . . Wl knem miottb do nom .. . avoid He Hied fax , hia, dectk . . . cut dakkek . . . day ox He, Faitude, of He, ickool. . . do anything but doxt iptxd time, lx Hoke offctkl But did, life u ak Hug I, at PCPM. We had Hr endure, trial by Micro. Bo Tm ckyj gave, nem meaning Hr He, mord dome, ak me (lied exd eu blnden mttk (eftuxrk aboutgram poiCtve, gram nega-Hvek, du and dot. We begged ft retd, but Here u ak none,. Boidax He, terrible loved corgne bacteria axd attletck feet, axd by god, me mere, going Hr love, Hex, tool Roman Drtankl (mardrobe by gar-animal) gave, uk Hvo couxkek at once,; Immunology axd a minor lx Slavlck, lax -guagik. We ad (earned Lou Hr pronounce Sal-o-moox-eda axd move, about comp t-mcbtHax u t cate, Hr. Dr Ante ,, (belt ImpenouatZox of ax Acting Dean) u ak ko boxing Hat be, bad Hr k(t dou x during lik ou x leeturek. Bit Dr. Abraunkox Hole He, cakei Tie, dand-up Borkdt-Bdt comer-dlax ak a microbiology proftkkon Me, never, faded Hr amuie and entertain uk, ak met£ ak Hack uk. ffemakHe only member, of He, foody Hr gdt a kHading ovotiox, curtain cadk and rokei after, a future fU detgtted lx one, Inerk and dlkgutting plcturek, Ike cankerk under, He, Inner, eyelid fill bettlxe came, during a future, ox kerpei; be, flailed up a Ade of a vagina u tH a herpetic, feklox ox He, cervix, ft looked ko muek Ike, a tunnel komeone rekcmblng Sclmartr from, He, guad, yelled up, f edo . . . f edo . Dr. Abramkox replied mttk, Every year komeone recog -nizei her. ftk Hugh to kay muck about a teacker mko kcoffed at mandatory attendance. Eld Ardex u ak obvloukly a, great kympetkizer of He ttudextl poktHox againkt (t. God Icnomk be milked more Pathology ofakkek Hax molt of He itudexft. IViex be, did come, ill idea of Hading conillHd of doming kldex and pointing out Inflammatory rea Honk. We learned He namei of 91 f 11 everything Hat tad a Oma ox He end of ft MoreHaxa, fern (tudentk ku xummed to He cardinal kymptomk of He dreaded tumor, Sidney Aedenomai ttfe Hr no eye contact talcing to people mttk your back turned; and a fat affect Tie terminal even conilit of opplcctLox for a Job ak a teacker at PCPM. Steven, Steven, Stevex, bom you make your Momma proud. Suck a nice Jemuk boy, to grom up to be ko Important 7be ritzy office, He plug lx Piila-defpila magazine . ... Mg kox He DoctbJ luck a mend, axd ax author, about radiology, ffek He kind of kox every Brooklyn Mom, drearnk about But luck a temper be iak, Hut Stevex, ko ktrietmtH ilk tfudeaH . . . . it crick . . . bemlnek . . . iektampk iu feet. . . midt a man Wiut ax oduU Tie kecond year ended mttk He dakk unified for He frit and (at time. Tie Lemobt offenklvc u ak atapeak deep lx He grip of ill mkcromave madnekk, Par-vey lemoxt felt He need Hr JukHfg He Continued evidence of ArSkony Kldama by IniUtZng Hut eack ttudent purckake a okddometer, Mike Wahniky excluded; be alteady brought one firttyear. Tie dakk mak outraged by Hll ridiculouk regueltand coded ox ilgi level doled door negoQa-ttonk. Tie outcome proved Hut evex bok -tagek lave right! Tie Geneva Convention, deduced Hat if PCPM maided prikonerk to lave okcdhmden Hut PCPM mould lave Hr pay for Hem. Score: PCPM - 37, POM - 1. Tie, 7luni Year: Tlu year mak uneventful but moth mentioning duetba frightfulcoune lx Interior Decorating Office Management taught by He Incompatible teacken, Gory f ymek (oat of He daket and into He dare airy ) and Larry Levin (ego ko large, hi body ladHr be euktom made atGeorge Jacobi Big and Tad Men StoreJ. Ak one coatinurk to kCt back and cobtemplctck He yean gone by one mould be remlkk nbCHr Include and evaluate, Hoke mko lx Heir Infinite, mlkdom led, puded