Temple University School of Podiatric Medicine - Achilles Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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an AddUoni patient burnt Veix, tying oxound Ut loom and Vug 8 kart a lead attack, d A8, pxo baiketbaX plagexi axt pltuttaxg gleuiV, vital glauei and mlM dit of keaet diicait. fit bad iomt keg not . a— a pkxaiH aJct hoi unity go M me,. Angont mho meet fd help mttk PhgiioM-gg mai converted, Jemi Included. At meet meM uiClk Pi. 0 until mt got a load of kuVt queitiani. IVt leftPhgUotogg mttk a mildlg confuted idea of horn Vt human bodg functioned and memoxiei of Vt Infamoui animal lab. Pexionaty, tenet knem VetturtMi itxeamed until txepkined a halt la Vt pod mdJhxti vertxol iket and took lit head out! IVt operated on tome unfortunate dogi mho meet Vaniefuty oneFketiied, and learned flxtt band niked It fefc Met to kit lying, bxertking Peih. And Veg Vaught Pena iad a ctuel piimete, toeaxck lab! Lome , Ertxemity Anatbmg became a uplag of CuFexi Mt Fond mtV Pi flood, but Lt made luxe Vat kt mai wing anatbmg piofuioxi. Tkt big Lame Ertxemity Ptactical Exam mai given on Fxidag 13V but It mutt kaxt been a Mckg dag fa out clou, became matt people paued. Tkt CLASS ACT OP 84-85 mentlb Vt team of Fenton and Buxke. Puptie, Vt ungodlg hoax of 8:00 A.M. fd lertuxt and endleu memoxico-tion of tab Matting itepi, BlockemiFxg Food out ai a couxit mkext fall plag and mutual toped meet baklc pxindp i. Pi Fenton, did komevex, take to mandrtbxg attendance mCtk iomt drtexmineton. It mai announced Vet unltU 80% of Vt Mc-tu ei mext attended mt mould not bt aiomedta i(tfdVt Final Exam. Attkli poObtVt dan toponded mttk Vt question. If mt cant itt fd Vt final, can mt Fond ? Jut mken mt fxaty Vougkt mt mould kaxt an eaig couxit (Blomtckantci) mt mext fooled bg Mi Pogexi (ton Calfoxnicu IVt mext Pi Cannexi flxt paued mttk a 70 d bettix. fit mai (tiM txglng to bt populate Van: afcx Vt iecond geon kt didnt cent, fit became kaxdened to exlticUm. Pi Sannex Ktfuied to Mg damn and become Vt Ml BlM of PCPM. fit faded kimiet to pxbtet and fobbed pome In Vt Ortkopedia Per-primed m(V boV kandi. fit nexei took, Vet Ckeiklxt-cet imilt off kli fact tkougk. Revolution mai fomenting exen at Vet tatty itagt In Vt department but t mouldnt xuptuxt until mud latex. Rxit geaet, ended gxeetfu fg In eaty June. Some of ui medttb iummex ickool, iomt of ui quit d chopped out and iomt of ui took, Vt iummei off. IVt emexged a We, ikeMikocked and qutie, a bt diffexentVan mken mt began. Oux dau iderted a geneticaty female ptoldent Ann Sonoga mko mould kelp foxm a cokeilxt gtotp horn Vt xeedoui iphrtexed factiani Inlb mkid mt kad divided. IVt mext imallex,, leanex, and kaxdei Van mt mext etVt Feet IVt mext iuxxixoii. m Inning V i time axound. IVt Manned Vt kip In excxuddting detail and ikimmed oxex Vt foot, but mko caxei about 11 angrnag? Pi PlPlmio Introduced ui to Vt coMxeet-xibbon method of anatbmg In Ui belt Motion Blonde imitation of Vt God Fdtkex of Lome% Ertxemity Anetb-mg . Mondag and Fxidagi mext maxked bg glueing cadaxex lab ieuiani duxing vi kick pop dal quizeei mext given bg dau at PCPM. fftiucceeded In tonfui-Ing about 90X of Vt daU and boxing 100% of Vt dau. Pi MAk ried kim Beit Queitiou In a Foxelgn Language . (Tkext mext no oVex contend-exi.) fhi ttyM Incoxpoxeded Vt moxit of Ed SuMxan and Mi Pogexi and kt taught ui io Wt Vet kt kad tb glut ui andtkex, couxit In oux iecond geen IVtik a, MA kelp (ton Mom, Vt mkuolt daU The, Second Yeao: Tkingi Farted out loutinty enough. IVt nutticulrted (u Vet a duty moxd?), bought iomt booki mt mould neve% open and Farted clou. Exit iemeFex mai heaxg. Tkext mext dauei In Pkaxmacol-ogg, Mlcxoblalogg, Prtkologg, Pkgilcal PlagnoiU, Padiologg, PcJkomeckanid, OngckopaVg. Pi Kxemiz, Vt Metkuit- 26

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Tie niglmaM mai Hole butexfhei meM (xui-ietHou of He, ipinal coxd . . . .NOOOOOOOf Of couxie me did getto lee, He, fout demonitudloK of platyi -mod oigalmi ai Judy Roe, became, pio-gxeiilxely agttcted mtth out clan. Tie, entiled ui uxdix He, heed of let, ugh iloei ai eaillg ai He cockxoaclei ok He maA, but lie did pupate ui foe, a, lifetime of muAphr-muAph, choice cjuei-Uoai. Norn Hut u ai a, fca oH On Gibley- Hexei a, Hackee foe you. fie looked ai good In pexion ai le did Ik hi Ibtaty podxaJt. Tie couxie did nothing except let mek Ik He chu know u ldt a month, u ai and, lou) to make one. Momy men, Ik out chu took up He adrtce and duxing out yean at PCPM a lit of month, maken uadi lie cvexy othee name ok He attendance licet. Rank, iindley, Ook Gaffe, Wayne Clieppa, Oennii Matin (tlmei two), (tie Hat thing Ik a knot Matin), Join, TuiCxr, Jim, Gngb-hm, Jeff Maxki, Pam, Boxomiky (u lo left ui foe He chu of 1988), Rok Small, Mo d', Guam and Mickey Bologna He lit gufi ok and ok. Once a meek, u e lad a buak horn, He Baile Sdencei and He ieff-ityled GexL-oSxic Puppy Came (um Walhingtbn, O.C. to It uxe ui ok InHo to Pod. We pumptfy unamed He cootie Intko to Nod, and On lyoni became On God. Ik Hli count no attempt meM made to ileep In He upxlgttputton: peone u ai He puttoK of choice, cipedoAg if you, could be in youz bed nedt doon On God talced a, It about Idmitf: Graduated fnt In my chu , (Hum, meM only fine people); Put dgcxtitei Ik He aihtkayi of my office to make people think Hum mete patient Hum befou, Hum. (Clexee, mount le?) Cou dnt keep my lead ok Hkalght, (CouiUt keep lli mly ok iHaight). Wit a couneJ Wldt a Guy! We Houytt le didnt own any othee imeeten exceptthe onei foam. Georgetown! Ooyou, think he mou Hotter impuu ui? The fntiemeiten ended the bi-meekly Rlday maiiaCMi. Tiyli of uhef were, lecnd oil onoujud except by Hoie mho had ofkeody made them uien ctotu foe, iummet ichool Second lemeitce began mCH He bucone morning announcement from, He otfee-achieulng, bait itemely nexnoui, Jeff Segal. God knomi mly, but le feft Compelled to announce Hot le mai leaning ichool and getting a Job In He garment dutkut of New Yank. Tlue month In Hu imeatkop mai enough foe tdmJ He gy faded io muck duxing lii ip feck Hut me mtM able tbieea fixit-rte (mpuuion by the quad of the Jeff Segal iluffle at Clxiitmai time. He mai only one, in a long line of a die iedtthdt mm dutant memtxiei by the Hied yean. We ihxunk Ike a paii of Lee Jeani into the pre- ordained numbei of iedt. Along the may me loft iome Innocence but me came tbgeQuK, ai a (hu to mount He Lemont offenilne, (nou about Hut Ida). Couxiei became io hoed In the iecond iemeitee Hcttwo people lad to teach Hem. We mm itkoduced to He Widen tag teami of Pdkow, and Pa rti, Hlrick and PlPeimio and Teton and Buxke. Sannei though, (food alone . . . too bad fol ui. Phyilology mai, mUhcut a, doubt the moltkdUoplxmic of all of oue couxiei. Pi Ptikomi meight mai innexiely pro-podlonal to Hu, amount of RabbttHyioid etxat Hot he iht up, ai mai lii Hmpexmet Tie man changed moM iult iini Han Liz Tayhn fn Godi lake! Can me talk? I mean, le mai He human bolloonl He loit and gained io muck meight in two Hum Hot hli dim didn't know if Huy had a, futuxe horn, day to day! And MGAN ... he only te kttidcnU fol bxeakfait. lunch ond dinnexl Juft mien me thought me coutdnX Hand any moM of Homle PlJkom, along Cornel Pi PauU. Tie man mai (com. Mom . . . (a, ChxUttan plant of couxiejl We leanned everything about Gndocxinohgy, and Hen iome fium Pi Parti. He mai luck a kmeet leadT me applauded le uxei mien le mai done. He ouAned everything fol ui and Hen gone pep tahk to keep owe IptxCH up. We (fanned piedoui medical adrtie Pont give too muck to thyroid to 25

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lak of podiatry, mheezed axd groaned hi may though hi ffartk yeax of teaching Onychopathy. Several tlmei during the count hi breathing became io erratic, Hat •oe (toad CPR mould be neceuaty, but be ahagi footed ui. fie remembered entry patient by putuxii of Helx tbei and took, off foe ipeAng exxon U hi Hit Ether hi hearing men terribly Unpaged ox be made He decUlon to die Ik a blaze of glory. One afternoon mhile giving a utermtable lertuxe cm. He value of meHgt-mrtkaenylcte, He fee alarm meat off foe teal, fit ignored it foe aboutHree minutei and Continued Iptaking. RnaAy, iome of He mote iome (tudinU made a break foe He doox, (I men He (eftone out). One by onetkeclau Ic tDx. Knauiztolecture, to an empty roonu IVtH He entire icbool outUde, fee enginei raced up Eighth Sheet mhle Dx. Knauiz held damn, He fodt lie mould borne gladly gone damn. mtHHeihp but, olai, Ctmai only adnA - back to olaii. Lem Jacob, RPh, M.D., PhD. munderklnd of Smtk Kite French, introduced ui to Pharmacology and He noLe of ipeech therapy dtthe iame time, ffe eauly taught He belt comae of He yearn in hi mlie-atxe, iluik-mouHed may. Tbe booming bcratone of Pharmacology, Dx. Pugla. gome iome greatt lecture! and He opportunity to kill a mttk lethal doiei of drug!. Lenny Ledex- man finally couflxmed Hatpunlibment fox the t of Cocaine mai leu Han Hat fox feeding in cbnle and Hat apologia mexe net even xeguixed. - nm i Ox. Schoenhaui, He. king ox He ff If a 9 h mount, depending on mho youxe talking to, dominated He afexnooni mttk Pdtur-meckanlci. Yeak, pxondtlan, loot of all emil in He mould, Yeak, cauid cancel even, Yeak, can cure Itmtk Hut magic, ihonA . . . Yeak, In He belt count lay In He belt Yeak . fJe mai cool, ttglik, mtH dxeucd, (Doci hi tallox make iuJU fox oAtke title boyi in Society thA?) . . . Tough . . . paxanoid. AboutHe fourtk meek of dau It became opponent mbdt mai happening. It mai aboutthu time Hat John fuico foxmutded He Micramave Theaxy of Madneu. It mai a plot Tbe Amexican Medical Auocudlon contorted mttk Bell Laboratorlei acxou He Ifoeetto deitroy He belt mindi of Podiatry. Right in plain viem, Hume Hey mexe f uye micramave txanimdexi directed xighttbmaxd He Hixd floox Comdex of PCPM! They dropped Ike (tel (non Micramave Madneu. That ueaxom (hip of office! contained none paranoia, Han anymhexe At outUde BeA-vtem. Schoenhaui mai ranting, naming . . . me mme oA cheating, He mhole dau. The Orthopodi mouldnt let bin publik. lie couldnt nemembex original ideal (nan Hue he had nead. f e iuccummed Ike oA He othen did along Hut Hind Aoox Comdex. Whitney mai Hume He (ongeit. .. he mai Ur dozy, he HaughtHe (one-foot controlled He reax-fodt. llaxmey Le-noatmai ai ditto a mazy obient minded pnofeuox ai you A emm find. Kldama, Jeiuil Ifi mcndxobe ipeaki fox (UeA. fie mai io mill he had to home hi inJtlali put on everything io he could nemembex hi name, flu vocabulary mai io expanded he mai incapable of nddZng to hi patent, ffe ujuaAg aiked Itreetpeople thing! Ike. Would you pleait aUume the cdtttude of phlebo date recumbency, Huily 7 flu iecnrtany mai the molt unfortunate, victim of rnUnummome madneu. They iucceeded in eradicating aA but one iynapie Ur poox Suitei brain. ItoA ftperferttyl Schotn-haui mai a tough guy, phi he had the oritex office, f!e mai able to hang on fox iome yean before he iuccummed but he feA like a nock Hat yeax and Rick Jay done night in the nettyeax mtk hi Gene KeAey imperiondSLoni of Dancing on the deda . Norn me had an explanation mhy Dx. WaAex mai olmayi icradchlng hi baA and mhy hi eye mai bugging out. It mai He diieaiei The Micromane Mad-neul Dx. Sanner mult hone knomn iomt-thlng mai mrong; he put up iome kind of prdtertlne Cording on hi mindomi butter no ax oil. f!e mai frmlg in the grip of the micromanei by the lecoad yeax. flu teit became even more inexplicable in hi 27