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Ah yes, Statistics taught by Dr. Kanof ky, n mini course which nobody wants, nobody learns, and nobody cares but everyone takes The logic of l he systrm in beyond us. PVD was approached with excitement and glee until wr discovered that it didn't stand for Pure Vaginal Delight- On teotripsy. or 'Drilling for Dollars', was presented by Dr. HVines as an elective in the per p tuation of Voodooi m and other assorted mystical means of performing the art of medi cine. We propose that research be started in the area of perfecting an national buninnec tomy with a Shannon 44 liurr. Sports Medicine consisted of shin splints, ankle sprains and jock straps courtesy of that dynamic duo of Flash Gordon and Mr. Roofers, or was that Rodgers'’ Perhaps Wall dfcney could have used the matetial presented in these lectures as the script for. The Adven lures of Spin and Marty. Drs. Daniels, Viner et. al provided Ua wilii an excellent correspondence course in Internal Medicine at the price of only ten dollars. Of course, this included a money-hack guarantee! Dr. Newman's dissertation on “Mulpractice How to Laugh Through It was reinforced with his infamous comic strips und satirical quips. Anesthesia, a real sleeper, was taught by Woody Allen. The course was so poor that wo all thought of it as a bad dream and chalked it up to n poor script Our course in Podiatric Surgery wo quitr good, and nur compliment go to the tag team of contoinposis. Jacobs and La Porta. We knew that things were going well when 'no show showed. After three years of haaales. ulcers, hard work, aggravation, nervous breakdowns. Valium, therapy and a bizarre feeling of bending over at ’ PCPM, we found the fourth year to lie leas traumatic aa we awaited graduation and residencies. Only onr third of the Senior Glass was at PCPM attending classes and clinic per trime ter. We weren't boggled down with ten courses and ten finals, but rather with .1 hodgepodge of classes designed to fill time and prepare iu for the ‘outside world' Words such as Blue Cross, Medicare, Medical Assistance, units, code numbers, and Podiatry Mental Level berame second nature. I)r Goldfarb, the Jewish Godfather, taught us how to make it big without cheating the gov ernmenL Internal Medicine, taught by Dr. Cohen, covered new and interesting diseases such as rheumatoid arthritis, which had only been covered fifty times before. Dr. Zullt'a Radiology Seminar taught ua how to interpret t rays tu a blind man over the phone; and Hearfool sur gery. a highly technical course, seemed to be a conglomeration of bizarre procedures thought up by orthopods that we would never attempt Iwho know ?) 15
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