Temple University School of Medicine - Skull Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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John Wayne: At home on the range, a supertough, supermacho, superpatriot who became a legend for the world. John Lennon: 1940 1980: “Strawberry Fields Forever Kanev and Franklin PIIILLY, (AP) Paul Kanev, during his recent stint as curator of the Benjamin Franklin Institute in Philadelphia, discovered after exhaustive research that he is indeed related to that museums' namesake, by a marriage of his mother’s grandfather's grandfather's cousin twice removed from the great man’s 2nd generation great-nephew. Kanev was so overwhelmed at this revelation that he immediately went out and purchased a pair of granny glasses and a kite. Queried recently by a group of reporters as to any similarities which he noted between himself and Mr. Franklin, he stated that he liked to invent things. He numbered among his most recent inventions a way of sleeping in a classroom with his eyes open, a way of using the reflection of the sun off his head for Morse Code Transmissions, and a unique way of detecting whether or not a female person is wearing underclothes. So far. Kanev said, no one has approached him about marketing any of his inventions. This photograph of model Cheryl Tiegs was taken using Kanev’s latest invention. 11

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HIGHLIGHTS INUCLEAR] ACCIDENT Too Hot to Handle MT. AIRY. (UPI) - Networks refused to air a recent commercial in which noted dancer Melanie Martin was heard to say about her designer jeans, ‘‘Nothing comes between me and my'Carson SchnecksV Ms. Martin was unavailable for comment For Bradshaw and the Steelcrs, telling the football world We’re No. 1” had become an annual ritual. Rock Star Returns DREXEL HILL. (AP) - Philadelphia is anxiously awaiting the return of their favorite son. popular millionaire rock star Jim Sipio, to the Spectrum, after a tour which earned him to 20 states in the U.S. as well as to several countries abroad. During one of those stops in Japan, he was arrested by customs officials for alleged possession of marijuana. Said Sipio. “It was a Christmas present to the band members (pictures below). I personally never use the stuff. 10

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Drug Problems in Philadelphia Medical Schools PH ILLY, UPI — Sophomore medical student, Chris Gilbert, shown here at a pharmacology lecture on the adverse effects of cocaine abuse, checks his own sniffer for confirmation of the content of the lecture. It is believed that soon-to-be Dr. Gilbert engages in the pleasures of cocaine at least three times per week. Reporters learned that as a freshman medical student, Gilbert almost destroyed the school’s (name withheld to protect the school from embarrassment) labs in an endeavor to synthesize cocaine. When asked by reporters to comment on the drug problem among medical students, Gilbert stated, “There is no drug problem among medical students. We can get all the drugs we want. Gilbert also suggested that reporters visit his office and experience. The landmark Bakke ruling. Chaz the Spaz Named Poster Boy for Easter Seals N. PHILLY, (AP) - A national representative of the annual Easter Seals campaign today named Philadelphia resident Chas. Fatseas their Poster Boy for 1979. The spokesman was quoted as saying, If ever there was a symbol of people needing help, we certainly found one in Chaz! 5CRRY, HAM... A SpeCIAl PR0S6CUTDR IS mmrnwi C0CAIN6CAS THeRe... ' ■meRe... mrm rr 50 harp. 12