Temple University School of Medicine - Skull Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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On that note the Herr Lt. Wasserstrom rushed into the room and arrested the incredible hulk for malpractice. Everyone mourned his loss.

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 Hi out there. I'm Bill Hunt and incidentally I'm running for Freshman Class President, Student Senate, Honor Board, SAMA, the CIA, Congress, VVASAMA and the Papacy. I want all of your support. Thank you.” The press entered the lecture hall. Students cheered and applauded their new hero. He then sat down and permitted the Bulletin to interview him. Sir. don’t you realize that you just saved a life?” I didn't know that. I just turned him over because he had fallen on my roast beef sandwich. ”

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14 WELCOME TO ANATOMY Many of us felt that there was a discrepancy between what the infamous gross lab rules said and what they really meant, e.g. Rule 1: Lab coats are to be worn while working in lab. This seemed like a good useful rule. The problem was that the rule should have stated that lab coats be made of whale hunter rubber and that no matter how many coats you wore, once entering Dr. Schneck’s playpen of bones you were doomed to ten weeks of smelling like one of Boris Karloff’s co-stars.