Temple University School of Medicine - Skull Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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 Now that we've shot down the curriculum and made the faculty pay There are other things we see out there as we face the class each day. And think we'll take the time right now to mention fust a few Of the little old things we noted that some of your classmates do. We noticed tape recording of lectures, and we decided to show remorse 'Cause it gets a little scary when you learn Hoover's bugged your course. While Misters Marcus and Caha an, we're told, are still in a jam 'Cause they haven't quite determined the date of the Biochem 3 day exam. Now Abrams and Poiletman we know don't see these things so drastic They played it coot for 14 weeks and just appeared most spastic. And for quite a while this killing pace, most of you didn't see, Until someone changed the name of Raphael to that of Angel Lee.

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We knew Spiralny listens intently at all the lecturer spews It was quite plain, he was so engrossed, he forgot to wear his shoes. While Steve Landau during the Biochem exam was full of lots of surprises He took a break on the 25th page to do his Yogi exercises. Now Jerry Grose approached dissection as a distinct celebrity For it was after him we had named our course Gross Anatomy . But the grossest thing in the anatomy lab has all the folks a ravin' It's the dirtiest labcoat in the place, worn by Barry Slaven. Now we'd like to mention the quirks of other members of your class. But I'm afraid time won't permit it, so for more we'll have to pass; And before we leave this ode and you depart on your vacations Where you'll rediscover sleep, and friends and other dose relations Let us not forget that this holiday, for many bears a reason Beyond curriculum planning — it's Hanukkah and the Christmas Season! Season's Greetings from the Phantom