Temple University School of Law - Restatement Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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tZTtjc ®ID hornbook Series (Tune of Old Oaken Bucket) How dear to my heart will be scenes of my studies When fond recollection presents them to me. But mem’ries of Law School, my teachers, my buddies, Shall not be as haunting as one thing I'll see. Some knowledge it taught me; and much light it brought me; But sometime it caught me if caution I'd lack. The old Hornbook Series; it answered my queries, The old Hornbook Series, that stood on the rack. It covered each subject of legal contention, And then it contained fine citations galore, But poor Pennsylvania got so little mention While Siberian cases were there by the score. First comes a decision; and next a revision; Then follows derision Alas and alack! The old Hornbook Series; my poor brain it wearies. The old Hornbook Series that stood on the rack. CHOOSE YOUR OWN TITLE IF YOU CAN (Tune of Swanee River) 'Way down upon the Swanee River, Far, far away. Has no connection whatsoever With what we're going to say. When entering a cafeteria, For food don’t shout. As declarations when self-serving. Are sure to be ruled out. ('.horns: Don't forget your legal training. Going to the store. Rather than come to court complaining Just caveat emptor. Justice is shown on ev'ry painting With both eves tied. That's just to keep the dame from fainting When there arc cases tried. Don't ever bet upon the races, You’l rue the dav: One “nrof.” would claim that as the basis Of what he terms horse play.—Chorus. 113