Temple University School of Dentistry - Odontolog Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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YOU WILL NEVER FORGET AT TUDS I Roach Coach Family 2. The Saint y jr 4. Diane C. Perio 5. Dapper Dan (Change Lady» 6. Dr McCrca 7. Herman 8. Hilda 9. Dr Torreti THINGS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHILE YOU WERE AT TUDS I What docs Dr. Pa lag do? 2. Is Dr. Cornish edentulous? J. What docs Dr. McCrca have between his teeth? 4 How many different cars did Al Haz- ouri have during his four years at TUDS? 5. What does A C. really stand for? 6. Why do medical students always wear their stethoscopes to lunch? 7. Which one is Mabel Anderson? Where docs she go. that they a I way s ha ve to page her? 8. Where did the change lady shop for clothes? 9. How many pens docs Dr. Kendall have in his pocket? 10. Would anybody actually use Wesco-dync if they weren't being watched? II Has anyone seen Dean Rocck more than twice? 12. What docs Dr Baran actually do? 13. When will they build the new School? 14 What is the record of pins that are to be placed in a single tooth? ANATOMY QUIZ I A clitoris is a type of flower 2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. 3. A vulva is a automobile from Sweden. 4 The term Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. 5. A Fallopian Tube is part of a television. 6. Copulation is sex between two consenting policemen. 7. Semen is a term for sailors. 8. Testicles arc found on an octopus. 9. Kotex is a radio station in Texas. 10. Coitus is a musical instrument. 11. Fetus is a character on Gunsmokc. 12 An Umbilical Cord is a part of a parcschute. 13. A rectum is w hat you are for taking this quiz. REAL DENTAL STUDENTS DON’T 1. Measure the water ponder ratio of Dental Stone 2. Write up progress notes the same day as treatment. 3. Fix Undo x-rays for 5 minutes. 4. Autoclave dental burs 5. Scrub for 10 minutes for OS. duty. 6. Remove pedo folders from the Pedo clinic. 7. Get any of Dr. Mann's prescriptions correct. 8. Understand Physiology. 9. Stay awake during four hours of classes. They read the paper 10. Buy the required text 11 Read assignments from the text 12. Attend classes unless they have to. COURSES WE WOULD LIKE TO SEE AT TUDS 1. Golf in Dentistry 2. Video Games in Dentistry 3 Sleep Learning 4. Faculty Management 5 Comedy in Dentistry 6 Operating Your Own Roach Coach For Fun and Profit 7. Gold Foil For Pets 8 Ghetto Survival I 9 Ghetto Survival II 10. Bartending and Entertaining in Dentistry Quotes nd Throats D

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DID YOU EVER 1. Wonder why .ill prosthetic instructors play with balls. 2. otice that there arc no holes in the screening sheets Sot ice that the operative instructors give too much amalgam. 4. Measure the water-powder ratio. 5. Wonder why ortho wire is too long. 6. Notice the only bubble on your cast is on the margin 7. Measure the dew point. What is it? I've never seen one. 8. Wonder why AUM assistants never assisted. 9. Ask Is it uncomfortable or does it hurt? 10. Wonder why Clinics close at 4:20. but all instructors leave at 4:00. 11 Notice that flics accumulate in OS. 12 Wonder who wrote all the chapters in the Prosho text 13. Wonder why Spaghetti wax does not come out A1-Dcnlc after 8 minutes. MILESTONES IN YOUR DENTAL CAREER . Your first day at TUDS. when you were handed a buffalo knife and a block of wax and told to carve an incisor! 2. Your first operative practical. 3. Your second operative practical. 4 Every day of Gross Anatomy. 5. Your first day of clinic. 6. Your first no-show, and second, and third 7. Your Erst amalgam cxposurc. 8. Your first encounter with Mr. Hinson. 9 BOARDS! ® MY FAVORITE QUESTION! . U ho wrote chapter 13 in Winkler's prostho book ? 2. How would you feel about losing some teeth? 3. Arc you in pain? 4. Do you have the sports section? 3. Have any board lesions? 6 Do you awake frequently at night to urinate? MOLAR MARAUDERS People who roam the halls 1. Brokenshire 2. Tsokas 3. Terrinoni 4. Karen Bob 5. Andy 6. Stu (in spirit only) 7. Isabelle 8 Bob Sulkm 9. Larry looking for Joan 10. Dr. Ilsu PEOPLE WITH INTERESTING NAMES . Cusp of Terry Pelly 2. Margc-inal integrity 3. Tina Sulcus 4. O-Scot Tomar 5. Armando Carmine Biagio I ardicri. Jr. 6. Steve Matrix Band ARE YOU D.D.S. MATERIAL? Docs your mother brag about you?A lot? To everyone? Do y ou want to do something rewarding with your life? Like save mankind? And own a Beta .Max? Arc you in love? With a terrific person? Who would love you even if you weren't a dentist? Would you ever kill yourselT? If something horrible happened to you? Like waking up and finding you 're an optometrist? Do you think other people arc intelligent? As intelligent as you arc? Really? You can relate to these concepts? Maybe you arc D.D.S. material. THE ALGINATE SONG Sung to the tune of “Funiculi Funi-cula Last night I stayed up late to Alginate. I stayed up late to Alginate. Last night I stayed up late, up on the roof, to pour a tooth the one I goofed. Mix it. fix it. let it sit awhile. Heat wax. pour up. now let's make a pile. For those of you who think carving is so great. would rather drink some beer and then go Alginate. 20 Quotes And Throats

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j WAITING FOR MR. HINSON | The following 16 people were photographed outside Mr. Dick Hinson's office at sunrise. May 5, 1982., waiting for treatment ready patients. Why are they all smiling? 1. ) Jim Basara: thinks he didn't get into the picture, but also knows he’s the first in line. 2. ) Tom Franchetti: knows he's in the picture, but also knows he’s already been accepted into the Grad Ortho program. 3. ) 4.) Chuck and Lisa: already have their patients but just came hoping to get a head start on everyone else. 5. ) Jerry Snead: He's smiling because he knows he’s so boring we couldn’t think of anything nasty to say about him. 6. ) Jeff Hainley: knows that the Navy has taken care of all his fixed and removable requirements and doesn’t care what Hinson gives him. 7. ) Isabelle Barlctta: “Marie, could you believe Hinson’s going to make me work-up two patients? The nerve of him! Gary is going to hear about this!” 8. ) Marie Gallup: “1 don't know this girl, where she came from, or what she’s talking about.” 9. ) Chuck Glosson: Have you ever seen him not smiling?” 10. ) Tom Baransky: He’s smiling because he knows we can’t see his braces behind Marie’s head. 11. ) Steve Band: He knows he has the best tan in the class. 12. ) Chris Juchno: Why is he smiling? lie’s getting married! 13. ) Ron Briglia: He's smiling because he’s the only one with a copy of “How to get good patients” by Dick Hinson. 14. ) John Cacchio. He’s smiling because he was just offered a teaching position in the hygiene department. 15. ) (folded hands): probably A1 Hazzouri’s, but no ... wait ... the fingernails aren't polished! 16. ) And who can forget the photographer, where and with whom did he spend the night? 22 Uniting For Mr. Ilmson