Temple University School of Dentistry - Odontolog Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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General Histology Examination Marion Mesenchyme McCrea. DDS Ernest Swizzle Swanson. PHD. Instructions: Each question contains up to four correct answers, none of which you will be able to recognize. You must choose at least one answer per question. Although several questions may be repeats from prior examinations, the answers which are being marked as correct have been changed just to keep things interesting. Good Luckl 1. Microscopic examination of the developing tooth bud: a. reveals a lot of red and blue colored confusing artifacts b. shows no sign of Mr. Tooth Decay c. displays odontoblasts and ameloblasts with developing pin placement points d. demonstrates potential exam lesions 2. An overview of the right cerebral hemisphere reveals: a. that, without the other half, no one would be right handed I b. watery eyes from the odor of formaldehyde c. a proponderence of dead neurons, ganglia, and amygdaloid bodies d. nothing of interest 3. The branches of the Trigeminal Nerve(V): a. form a complex system of little branches that innervate most of the face and teeth and thereby, make answering test questions difficult b. travels medially to the digastric, skewing laterally at the malleus, and cutting around and about before reaching the teeth c. is an easy target for an 18 gauge syringe tip d. never innervate supernumerary teeth unless they hold a normal place in the arch 4. Myeloid tissue in the Neonatal Mudpuppy. when viewed in lateral sections: a. is very revealing b. is intimately related to the ongoing process of self gratification c. determines how long one must study the slide before being able to identify all those little cells d. is of no interest to dental students and was therefore included in six slides this semester 5. Loose connective tissue: a. is found on the south side of town for twenty bucks a throw b. is used in the new dermal retention system, guaranteed to grow hair or your money back c. does not heal well after abuse by various means, especially whipping and bludgeoning d. is the first layer affected in ichtyosis dermatophysis. a degenerative skin disease initiated by prolonged contact with formaldehyde by freshman dental students 6. The Pudendal Nerve, in relation to the Autonomic Nervous System as a whole: a. provides the basis for operative lectures b. can form a perfect O” without trying c. tightens you up for tests d. seems to be wired into this course 7. The Biochemical Pathways of the Human Body: a. Have a lot more chemicals than could ever be memorized for a test b. are introduced for lowering the curve on an exam c. cause the munchies when stimulated by marijuana d. aid in reincarnation 18

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• w ANATOMY HISTOLOGY NEUROANATOMY Dr. John Volz Dr. F. David Aker Dr. Ernest Swanson Dr. Marian McCrea Chairman Dr. Edward Reith. Present Chairman Dr. Peter Myers Margaret Pickard Dr. Franz Flausberger Herman Bryson Dr. Lou Caso Helen Ruane 19