Temple University School of Dentistry - Odontolog Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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If Freshmen do iheir crowns in wax. And Sophomores too, we're told, Why is it then, When we're Upper Classmen , They must be done in gold? Dental Naval Officer “If a thirty-mile wind was blowing and you were extracting a tooth, what would you do?” Ensign Kaczmar I'd throw a dozen forceps out of the porthole. Dental Naval Officer Suppose a forty-mile wind was blowing? Ensign Kaczmar- I'd throw the second dozen of forceps out.” Dental Naval Officer— And if a fifty-mile gale was blowing? Ensign Kaczmar- I'd throw the third dozen of forceps out. Dental Naval Officer (irritated)- “Where the deuce would you get so many instruments?” Ensign Kaczmar— The same place you got all the wind.

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« To Operative I wheeled my cart, A Class III foil.l would start. I flicked my light and watched in fear, To see whose face would now appear. Soon Dr. Bill came walking by, And only then I breathed a sigh. I cut the prep and plugged the gold, But not a single piece would hold. Soon panic struck, I hit my light, And watched as Bill ran out of sight. But finally he did return, 'Cause every students' light did burn. I asked him for a hint or two. Was there nothing I could do? He said there was; he knew a way, And then he turned and walked away. STANLEY JOSEPH LISOWSKI LaSalle College, Philadelphia, Pa. Xorman 8. Ksaig Honorary Society; I. xV. Broomell Honorary Society; Anatomical League. Stan was a genial good na-tured well liked fellow. His blond hair and rudely complexion were a familiar sight around school. Always willing and able to help a faltering student, Stan was well mannered and a good sport. Stan will always be remembered as one of our favorite classmates. Good luck, Stan.

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13 Mitts Monari Quite contrary, How your bullshit does flow. With hands that are hairy, The mind of a canary, And the suaveness of Quasimoto! — third floor men's room graffiti.