Temple University School of Chiropody - Tempodian Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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11. Dr. Fleishman will miss Tom Bresnahan. 12. Dr. Katz will accelerate his course into two and three quarter years. 13. Dr. Logan will teach all four classes together in a magnificent swan song. 14. Jay Gerber will lull himself off to sleep while comforting a geriatric patient—his voice is that relaxing. 15. Bill Orien and George Saldin will he haunted in dream, by a forty foot tall fungus, who will delight in poking them with a probe. 16. Dr. Harford will make a complete recovery from his recent illness. 17. Dr. Seave will be plagued by dreams of a nine year old taking his car and giving him black market money in exchange. 18. The Chiropody unit and the Dental unit will swap buildings. 19. Stan Lubeck will be the Chiropodist in the first rocket to the moon. 20. Bob Cartwright will find a use for his metatarsal gauge when his back gets itchy. 21. Beans Brahin will miss a Temple Basketball game. 22. Bennie Hersh will make a two bid. 23. Dr. Corn will change his name to Oscar Heloma, M.D. 24. Dr. Jahlon will buy a one sealer helicopter for those Wednesday jaunts to Philadelphia. 25. Dr. Rowe will write a volume entitled “How to keep your hair.” Are you interested Dr. Morris? 26. The Surgery total at clinic will jump to the staggering sum of twelve. 27. Mrs. Dress will be given an octopus to help in dispensing medicaments. 28. A1 Quick will get in a cribbage game with Dr. Johnson and win the University. 29. Bob Fleischner will have his patients marching to delayed cadence count in his waiting room. 30. Nick Kayal in some future year will collect stipends for a plush Chiropody golf course to be built in Antartica—Is there anybody who thinks it won't be built? 31. Dr. Hall and Dr. Thomas will tip a barrel of plaster flour over the head of an erring freshman. 32. Dr. Fabii will smile. 33. Dr. Forman will hit the next student who asks, “Doctor, how can I get into a hospital.” 34. Mrs. Tibbetts will be discovered ripping up patient folders. 35. Miss Perry will have four phones installed in her office for student calls. 36. Joe Conway will enroll as a freshman. 37. The University will install a sound proof injection room, to stifle the screams of victims and the cackle of their tormentors. 38. Marty Davison will return as Assistant Controller of the Clinic. 39. Dr. Hoffstein will show the senior class a hazel nut. 40. Ralph Imperiale will introduce himself to Dr. Bates. 41. The school will erect a statue of Tony Sindoni in honor of his 30,000 clinic treatments. 42. Stan Sterbakov’s syringe will be retired after its 4000th injection together with a blood encrusted vial of prednisilone. 43. Boots Horowitz will miss the thrill of giving out the patient folders. 44. Don Rodwin will be a blessing to his patients, by enlivening their depressed spirits with song and dance.

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Sterling Honorary Anatomical Society OFFICERS President, Martin Davison Vice President, Jay S. Gerber Secretary, John Derr SENIOR MEMBERS Martin Davison John Derr Jay S. Gerber