Temple University School of Chiropody - Tempodian Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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11. Dr. Fleishman will miss Tom Bresnahan. 12. Dr. Katz will accelerate his course into two and three quarter years. 13. Dr. Logan will teach all four classes together in a magnificent swan song. 14. Jay Gerber will lull himself off to sleep while comforting a geriatric patient—his voice is that relaxing. 15. Bill Orien and George Saldin will he haunted in dream, by a forty foot tall fungus, who will delight in poking them with a probe. 16. Dr. Harford will make a complete recovery from his recent illness. 17. Dr. Seave will be plagued by dreams of a nine year old taking his car and giving him black market money in exchange. 18. The Chiropody unit and the Dental unit will swap buildings. 19. Stan Lubeck will be the Chiropodist in the first rocket to the moon. 20. Bob Cartwright will find a use for his metatarsal gauge when his back gets itchy. 21. Beans Brahin will miss a Temple Basketball game. 22. Bennie Hersh will make a two bid. 23. Dr. Corn will change his name to Oscar Heloma, M.D. 24. Dr. Jahlon will buy a one sealer helicopter for those Wednesday jaunts to Philadelphia. 25. Dr. Rowe will write a volume entitled “How to keep your hair.” Are you interested Dr. Morris? 26. The Surgery total at clinic will jump to the staggering sum of twelve. 27. Mrs. Dress will be given an octopus to help in dispensing medicaments. 28. A1 Quick will get in a cribbage game with Dr. Johnson and win the University. 29. Bob Fleischner will have his patients marching to delayed cadence count in his waiting room. 30. Nick Kayal in some future year will collect stipends for a plush Chiropody golf course to be built in Antartica—Is there anybody who thinks it won't be built? 31. Dr. Hall and Dr. Thomas will tip a barrel of plaster flour over the head of an erring freshman. 32. Dr. Fabii will smile. 33. Dr. Forman will hit the next student who asks, “Doctor, how can I get into a hospital.” 34. Mrs. Tibbetts will be discovered ripping up patient folders. 35. Miss Perry will have four phones installed in her office for student calls. 36. Joe Conway will enroll as a freshman. 37. The University will install a sound proof injection room, to stifle the screams of victims and the cackle of their tormentors. 38. Marty Davison will return as Assistant Controller of the Clinic. 39. Dr. Hoffstein will show the senior class a hazel nut. 40. Ralph Imperiale will introduce himself to Dr. Bates. 41. The school will erect a statue of Tony Sindoni in honor of his 30,000 clinic treatments. 42. Stan Sterbakov’s syringe will be retired after its 4000th injection together with a blood encrusted vial of prednisilone. 43. Boots Horowitz will miss the thrill of giving out the patient folders. 44. Don Rodwin will be a blessing to his patients, by enlivening their depressed spirits with song and dance.

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to Mr. Conway (Joe, we mean), our empty lockers for him to clean. Now we leave to the administrators of our school, the following items, for the purpose of encouraging them to lead future classes ever higher up to the pinnacle of oblivion. We leave: to Dr. Krausz, our able dean, an onychotome, with edge very keen; to Dr. Bossle, without lapse, 300 pounds of blue leather scraps; to Dr. Lindenberg, chief injector of three nations, thirty thousand screaming patients; to Miss Perry, to figure class standings without pain, one giant electronic brain; to Mrs. Dress, to lighten the burden on her shoulders, eighteen missing unsigned folders; to Mrs. Tibbets, with deep regrets, twenty empty X-ray cassettes. Linton's the parking tickets, the fraternity smokers, the “greasy spoon,” the 2:30 patients, the monthly clinic standups, St. Luke's, Junior mid-years, the fly in the microscope. the mortality rate of bachelors, and graduation. Duly signed in the City of Philadelphia by irresponsible persons, in the presence of two illiterate w ittnesses: Witnesses: 1. X Leo Hood 2. X Leroy Haber CLASS PROPHECY charles r. o’keefe, jr. At great personal sacrifice and risk, your scribe has penetrated to the depths of Witch Circe's cave. There in her subterranean dwelling, amid incantations, spider webs and low flying bats. I beseeched her to reveal the future to our class. The scrawny hag refused, 1 must confess that this made me lose my temper. In fact 1 was so angered that I bashed her repeatedly with my raw-hide hammer, at her anterior medial border. Then, with waning strength, I lifted her by the flange and deposited the remains in a boiling cauldron of clinicians blood. A cloud of vapor arose and in the midst the following future events were revealed. 1. The Chiropody School will graduate a class of thirty students. 2. Hair growing of its own accord on the crown of Jonas Morris. 3. A robot clinician to relieve Dr. Bossle on Monday afternoons. Finally to the school itself, we leave the following souvenirs of great memorial significance and tender thoughts: the three-hour lunch periods, the Oxford Circle car pool, the broken Coke machine, room 302, 4. The abolishment of early morning classes for future O'Keefe’s and Derr’s. 5. A self extinguishing view box light for absent minded students. The gift of Sy Beiser. 6. An automat on each floor for those days the schedule includes no lunch hour. 7. An honorary English degree from Penn for Dr. Carleton. 8. Herb Kallman will grow a beard as a compliment to his mustache and will pose as one of the Smith Brothers. 9. Arnold Huff will be named Chief of Service in the Chiropody Corp of the Confederate Reserve forces. 10. Dr. Christ will take roll at the end of the period. 23

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