Telstar Regional High School - Zodiac Yearbook (Bethel, ME)

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I, Heidi Holt, leave to Mr. Flynn a megaphone so as to make sure all can hear his announce¬ ments. Also I leave to Cindy Hebert a few good times in the Portland area. And to my sister, Donna, the last two years of the Holt’s at Telstar! I, Renita Inman, leave to Marlene Patterson one can of dog food and a little dog named Jimmy to go along with it. I, Brenda Kimball, leave to anybody who wants it, my place in Spanish class. I, Mike Lannon, leave to Mr. 6 Mrs. Applin my ability to make love in the halls. And to Mr. Keniston my ability to have a good time. Also to the underclassmen and the Juniors I leave good luck, because there 11 never be another class like 77. I, Lauri Littlefield, leave to Cindy Parker my piccolo, having her know she 11 never be as good as I. Also to Robbie Harrington the ability to shut up when asked. I, Alan Lowe, leave my ability to party like a Senior to any underclassmen who THINK they can handle it. But mostly to Larry Bennett I leave the scales in the Physics room for his use of powers beyond imagination! I, Frank Lowell, leave to Uncle Floyd 100 feet of rubber. I, Leslie Mills, leave my ability to Mr. Flynn to give an answer before the day of the ac¬ tivity, and also to make a decision by himself . I also leave a case of cement blocks to some of the Juniors in hopes it will lower their noses. I, Linda Morin, leave to anyone the ability to write out a good class will. And when you have, make sure you get in touch with me so we can go over the content. I, Paul Morgan, leave to Mrs. Gibbs all the jokes and stories I ve told in the library so loud everyone could hear them; so she can tell them to everyone who wasn t there. I Larry Patterson, leave to Mr. Flynn a pair of heavy duty suspenders. Also I leave to Hr. Elliot the smoking area so he can smoke his Friday cigar out there instead of in his office I, Lloyd Poland, leave to next year s basketball team my ability to shoot, and also a very well-used hot seat to Mr. Durgin or whoever needs it (and by the looks, everyone will e using it). Also I leave to Mrs Berry the ability to understand abbreviations. I, Randy Rickards, leave to Mr. Kavanaugh my painting ability and my two wall murals. Also I leave to Mr. Hefley $1,500 worth of broken drum sticks. I, Roberta Saunders, leave to Mr. Flynn the ability not to interrupt people when they are talking . And to the lack of guidance, alot of hope. I, Linda Scott, leave to Elizabeth Morton and each. I also leave my permanent place in the Cindy Hebert a year’s supply of Tickle Pink , library for anybody who wants to get bored quickly I, Robin Snyder, leave to Mrs. Gibbs a book explaining a graceful way to kick people out of the library. I, Cathy Smith, leave to Mr. Tripp Harvi, two empty desks and a drawer full of used flats. Also to Mrs. Berry 14 copies of THE SHEET . I, Brent Swan, leave to Mr. Kersey the ability to stay handsome, there are only a few of us left! I Jack Taylor, leave a large Pepsi factory to Andy Evans so he won’t have to spend so much money during football season. Also I leave all my hair to Buckv so that he mav grow the beard he really wants. Also to Dan TKE Cummings, I leave the one good thing Pandora let out of her box.HOPE! I, Thea Tracy, leave to Paula Mills and Faith Morgan the ability to recognize positive qual¬ ities in someone besides themselves. I, Brian Verrill, leave to Mr. Mrs. Taylor all my corners and empty rooms so that they may learn something.

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We, the Class of ' 77, being of sound and disposing mind and memory, and considering the uncer¬ tainty of this life, do make, publish and declare this to be our Last Will and Testament as follows: I, Sherry Akers, leave to Kathy Emery my nose, my bosom, and hairless bellybutton— anyone ' s would be better than hers. I, Peter Bodwell, leave to Mr. Hannon an empty space under his desk blotter where he usu¬ ally finds my late gym papers. I also leave my gym locker shelves to Richard Morton in hopes he can find his own socks and clothes. I, Nancy Brown, leave my chair and sitting with the Field Hockey girls at the Chicken Coop to Mr. Hannon. I, Brenda Buswell, leave to Sharon Gould the upstairs and the downstairs bathroom to smoke in- and not to get suspended for it. I, Carrie Chenery, leave to Elaine Corriveau my Shorthand notes, my quietness, Fido ' s duds and some bunnies. I, Janice Clements, leave to Mr. Kavanaugh my beautiful smile and just a few love taps. I, Susan Corriveau, leave to Telstar more Corriveau ' s to come; my act for getting in trouble for another Corriveau gang to take over. I, Scott Dennis, leave to Mr. Keniston the ability to smile when a Senior eats lunch during the Sophomore lunch period. Also to Mr. Taylor, I leave the ability to control his jealousy when a guy puts his arm around his girl in the halls. To the rest of my teachers, I leave my thanks for all the good times and all the things I ' ve learned in your classes. I, Dave Dolloff, leave the front seat in Mrs. Berry ' s room to the next sucker who takes her class. Also my famous question to Mr. Flynn, Can I leave early? . I, Gail Dooen, leave to Retta Wight a nice dark room with an inside lock in my chalet. Also to Mrs. Berry, I want to say, Thanks for the advice, but really— if you ' ve seen the pink fairy, then I think it ' s o.k. for me to go ahead and get married . I, Michael Dunn, leave to Leigh Michaud a life-size Scotty doll to keep her company in the corner next year. Also I leave a wheelbarrel to Dan Cummings. I, Brian Dunham, leave to the trumpet players of Telstar, 1 4 of Shimamura so that he may become the next A1 Hirt of Telstar. my skills and 3 4 to Billy I, Susan Ellsworth, leave the sincerest regrets to any students who have Mr. Flynn as an English teacher in the years to come. I, Karen Emery, leave to Mr. 6 Mrs. Taylor my love and appreciation for people because they sure don t have any. Also I leave to Mr. Keniston my great appreciation for being such a fabulous teacher m the two years that I ' ve taken his classes. To Kathy, my sister, I leave my small, nose; it ' s not that hers is big, it ' s just that mine is smaller. To my brother, Jerr, I leave my leg and arm muscles because he can sure use some. I, Arlynn Gilbert, leave my messy locker to whomever gets it next year. Also all my P.E. papers to Mrs. Durgin. I also leave a set of story books to next years myth class. I, Alvin Gross, leave to Ricky Hart all of my empty beer bottles. I, Loma Hall, leave absolutely nothing; I ' m taking it all with me. I, Victor Hathaway, leave to Mr. Tripp my space in the Graphic Arts room. Also to next year ' s Drama Club I leave faith, hope and charity.

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I, David Webster, leave all my good luck for the Seniors-to-be, because after we leave, they will need it. I also leave my love to Gibbly, she needs it. Also I leave to Mike Brooks my ability to do what he wants, when he wants, where he wants, and that Eloise may never find out. To Mrs. Berry I leave my great compositions. I leave my ability to weasel out of any¬ thing to all the Sophomores, because the Juniors are too good to ever use it. I leave to the Juniors a case of beer in hopes they can finish it before the year ends. To Mr. Remington, I leave a bottle of aspirin to use at Fryeburg. I, Ricky Waisanen, leave to Mr. Strout all my automotive intelligence. Also to Mr. Keniston all my metal-working ability. Also I leave the corner by the gym to anybody that w ants to use it. I, Erland Waterhouse, leave to Mike Brooks a full course meal at Ginny ' s and a crane to take him away. I, Brad Wight, leave to Erland Waterhouse, Ginny and all her lonely nights. Also to all the underclassmen the ability to party and be sociable ax all times. Juniors, especially.” I also leave my ability to lift weights to Roger Berryment so he can handle Cindy Hebert. Also I leave the ability to clean a kitchen table on a Saturday night to Brian Douglass. I, Tom Wight, leave this school to anyone who wants to use it. There are worse places to spend six years. I, Kimberly Whitten, leave to Mr. Samuel Elliot my Sears and Roebuck credit card so when his counseling degree runs out, he can buy a new one. I leave my modesty to Terri Wight. I also leave a certain group of Junior b oys my deepest regrets and sympathy, because they have to spend another year with a certain group of Junior girls. I, Elden Yates, leave to Coach LaVallee a box of pop rivets and a pop rivet gun so he can repair his mail box this 4th of July. M-80S do a good job! BRENT SWAN’S DUSTER CATHY SMITH WORKING ON A MAP OF TELSTAR FRANK LOWELL’S DUSTER