Tekonsha High School - Indian Yearbook (Tekonsha, MI)

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Slim cones in. Ko sees Hetn's hat and ’.cnscs Oswald of having a secret daV- vltli this gSrl . Jvst than the door bell rings and Bubbles Flake,(Ruch rear’, rushes into the room. Meta enters and Bubbles rushes over to her and soys she has been dying to meet Mrs. Milksap. The others then leave the room and Bubbles begins a conve.-sation with Oswald. He is very nervous and says his wife is mentally unbalanced. Bubbles, who is a nurse, srys she will stay and nurse his wife for notning. She exits and Fred Flake,(Carl Mitchell), her husband and Oswald’s employer, go into Oswald's work room. Kitten cones in. She hears Slim coning, and hides behind the lounge. ;,l°ta Doll and Slim cone in and sit on lounge. Slin tells note. 3he is the prettiest girl he has ever seen. Kitten screans and Slim jumps up quicKly. H' says he thought Kitten v as av ay. Kitten is very angry and exits. Fred and Oswald come in from the work room and Dvnanite and Bubbles appear from outside. Bubbles tell them that 3he and Dynamite have been listening to a flash that cane over the radio. Meta Doll, the million dollar doll, has been kidnapped end is being held for renson. Just then Meta enters, her arns outstretched, walking in her 3leep. Oswald catches her just as she faints. Kitten walks in and tells Oswald he seem3 to be having his hands full so she's brought her maid long to help him .and his wife out. Lona enters and say3, Shall I 3tart to prepare the supper now,SJr? At tho rise of curtain in third act Oswald i3 reclined on the lounge. A towel is tied around his forehead and he seems to be suffering great pain. Slin enters and 3ays that he will speak to Lona and try to get her to see that Oswald is

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i % day, April 21).. Lona Milksap(Elmu ?4ain)decides to go to the country for a vacation. Oswald Mllicsap(Scott Rondrll),her neelc and nild mannered husband, stays it home. Kitten Aiken(Erma Green), their next door neighbor intends to go with Lona. However, just as she prepares to leave a telephone call comes for Slim Aiken (Paul Saltzgabcr), her husband. She answers the phone and as it is a woman's voice she decides to stay home and watch her husband. She goes over to toll Lona that she will be unable to accompany her on the trip. As they are talking the telephone rings and a woman's voice comes over the wire. The woman says her name is Bubbles and that she hn3 r. great surprise for Ossie and is coming out to see him. Lona is heart broken to think that her Ossie has deceived her. Kitten has a plan and to carry out this plan they both leave for the station together just as they had planned to do. Os aid starts to go to his work room when the door bell rings. He goes to the door and sees Dynamite Jones(lewis McDlhenie) and Meta Doll(Evalyn Summerfield). Dynamite says hl3 si3ter was in an accident a few years ago and it left her- well sort of cuckoo. He sends Oswald outside to got some hot water and when he returns Dynamite is pointing a gun at lleta. Oswald says that, they can't stay here but Dynamite tells him that he is giving the orders from now on. Just as Dynamite helps Meta Doll to another room.

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not guilty of having another wife. Oswald la to try end convince Kitten of Sll.i'3 innocence. Slim exits end Lona enters. She says that perhaps she shouldn’t repeat servant's gossip but rumor ha3 it that Mrs. Milksop murdered three of her husbands while wrIking in hor sleep. Lona. find Oswald exit and Fred and Bubbles appear. Bubbles tells Prod that he mist discharge 03sie at once. For reasons of his own, Fred has already promoted Ossie. Eonu and Della Doll(Mary C. Randall) enter. Della says she received a message to cone to thi3 address and bring fifty thousand dollars with her. Dynamite enters nd tells then to put up their hands. Oswald appears unnoticed and snatches the gun from Dynamite. Dynamite is finally turned over to the police • nd Motn finds her ount. Fred PlaJ:o and Oswald form n corporation, each having an equal shure in the business. Bubbles suggest that they all go to the country with 03sit; and Lona. Oswald, the hero, says, That's u fine idea. We'll all go. Cone along everybody . Lola: Why did you hit that 3treat car conductor on the head the other day? Harris Hayne: Well, there wus an organ grinder with a monkey Lola D.: And what did he say? Harris Hayne: He 3aid to sit down and be quiet, and nrybe no- on his lap and I asked the conductor if he allowed monkeys on his cur. one would notice nc.