Tefft High School - Spot Lite Yearbook (Tefft, IN)

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PAGE 2 LOCAL CONTEMPORARY ARTIST EXHIBITS WORK According to our local art critic, James Good exhibits a new technique a startling realism, and a fresh approach in his paintings of the Tefft Community. During the interview with the famous artist, it was discovered that Mr. Good felt that his success could be directly traced to the development of good habits while under the direction of his editor-in-chief. Lyla Krug. OIL TYCOON RETURNS TO TEFFT Together with his fleet of Cadillacs, 10-gallon hats, and silver spurs, the picturesque Mr. Benjamin Hittle family descended upon the peaceful unsuspecting city of Tefft with all the pomp ceremony that only a multi-millionaire from Texas can manage. It was noted, however, by the reporter'that Mr. Hittle expressed many times his preference for the simple life. He ended the interview by saying. “After all, folks, I’m just a plain-ol’e-Tefft-Boy.” FRANK (BRING ’EM BACK ALIVE) JAGODA RETURNS FROM THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST The courageous, bold, fearless, gallant, dashing, and adventurous Frank Jagoda returns in triumph from his latest brush with danger. Recounting tales of horror that would make most stronghearted men shudder, our gallant hero shrugs of his escapades with a nonchalant air. Knowfn for his rugged he-man appearance, he is nowf considering the possiblity of accepting numerous television offers. Follow this HI-LITE column daily to find out whether Mr. Jagoda decides to join the gliter glamour of the theatrical world or return to his rather lovely existence among nature’s untamed wilderness. LOVELY LYLA TO GRACE TEFFT REUNION At Tefft’s Stork Club last week the curtain opened on the intriguing performance of Liltin Lyla Krug, Tefft’s answer to the Hollywood songstress, Doris Day. The glamorous Miss Krug will appear at the Class Reunion in a lil ol‘ unpretentious cream-colored Cadilac and wearing her inconspicuous w hite ermine coat. Miss Krug has promised to satisfy all autograph seekers and come supplied with red garters and locks of her raven black hair for her public. SMITH TOSSES HAT INTO RING Our local principal of the Tefft Elementary School, Miss Jo-Ann Smith, has been persuaded and prevailed upon to accept the candidancy of senator from Indiana. Miss Smith’s platform includes, among other things, a longer senior week, 3-day week-end, longer vacations, less homework, and fewer examinations. She is at present receiving ardent support from all citizens 16 and below. CELEBRATION TO HONOR CHAMBER OF COMMERCE HEAD A celebration is being planned to honor Mr. Delos Stalbaum who has just been elected to head the Tefft Chamber of Commerce. Because of his colossal success in the public relations department, we are sure Mr. Stalbaum will MAY 24, 1972 handle his present position wit the same amount of success. M Stalbaum, our “homespun humo ist” remains his usual sweet, sh retiring self. His simple philos phy is expressed in the statemer issued to the press, “Shuks, folk it ain’t really nothing.” THE EGG AND ME Our great agricultural leade Mr. Leo Wantola, will begin series on “The Egg Me.” B1 cause of the wide-spread accept ance of his unique theory, M: Wantola is presently engaged i the writing of his memoirs fc Who’s Who in America. His b ography depicting his personal ei perience with the more-feat here set has also received world-wid acclaim. Since his personal-aj: pearance tour coincides with th class reunion, Mr. Wantola ha graciously consented to give a pet sonalized account of his experiem es. Following the lecture, Leo wi present complimentary autograpl ed copies of his latest booklet er titled, “How to Keep Your Fan ily Happy on Eggs and Keep M in Egg Money.”

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JUNIORS Allan Irvine Lowell Sialbaum CLASS OF 1958 Richard Whited V -a