Technical High School - Tech Tiger Yearbook (Springfield, MA)

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TECH-TIGER Best Girl Student. . . Best Boy Student. . . Most Popular Girl. . . Most Popular Boy. . . Prettiest Girl ..... Handsomest Boy. Most Promising Girl. Most Promising Boy Most Ambitious Girl. Most Ambitious Boy . Best All-round Girl. Best All-round Boy. Class Athlete ........ Best Girl Mixer .... Best Boy Mixer .... . Best Natured Girl. . Best Natured Boy. . . Teachers' Delight. . . Most Bashful Girl.. Most Bashful Boy. . . Cutest Girl ........ Cutest Boy ........... Most Conceited Girl. Most Conceited Boy Class Girl Bluffer. .. Class Boy Bluffer. . . Class Sheik ....... Man Hater ...... Woman Hater ..... Class Actress .... Class Actor ...... Class Optimist .... Class Pessimist .... Class Giggler ..,. . Class Dancer ...... Class Musician .... Class Artist ...... Nerviest Girl .... Class Class Saint ,,.., Orator ........ VVindiest Boy ....... Most Talkative Girl. Class Grind ......... Class Nuisance ...... Class Roughneck .... Class Hick ...... Class Baby .... Class Mutt .... Class Jeff ....... Class Flunker .... Class Ballot of 1926? . . .BERTHA KFIATING . . . .CHARLES R1N'ERS . . .NORNIIA WARNOOK . . . .KENNETH BERRY . FLORENCE RIEACHAM . . . .FRED DEMAREST ......EVA HALL . . .KENNETH BERRY .........EvA HALL . . . .KENNETH BERRY . . .NORMA WARNOOK . , . . . . .LEWIS STONE ROBERT CHRISTOFORI . . .NORBIA WARNOCK . . . .CHARLES RIVERS lVORMA WARNOCK . . . .FRED DERIAREST . . . CHARLES RIVERS . . . . .BETTY MARSH ........W'ERNE COLE . . .NORMA WIARNOCTK . . . . .FRANK WARNER . . .BERTHA KEATING . . . . . .JOHN RXIALONEY . OLIVE CALVERLEY . . . .EARL TIEXVINSON . . . .TED RAYMOND . . . .RIARJORIE REED . . .RAYMOND HALL . . .NORMA WARNOCK . . . . . .JAKE SLAVIN . . . . . . .LEWIS STONE .......XTERNE COLE .DIARY JANE HOPPER . . . . . .TED RIAYAIONIJ .l'1ENRY RUBINNNVITCTII . . . .KENNETH BERRY . OLIVE CALVERLEY .ALEXANDER BRONVN . . . .KENNETH BERRY . . . .EARL HEWINSON . OLIVE CALVERLEY . . . .KENNETH BERRY . . . .GEORGE SEIGEL . . . .STEVE WILLIS . . . . .ELERY GIBSON . . . .FRANK W.A1lNER . . . .ROY DAVENPORT . . .JAMES DRUMMOND . . . . .STEVE WILLIS 71

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TECH-TIGER Bay Hall had put me to sleep with his 'ilinel' when I was awakened by hearing Neil Beckwith, singing, A Southern Rhapsody, by William Hanke, who never could write. The next sight that came before me was a room in which Dr. Stanley Foster was warning Sydney .I ones from further indulgence in his latest dance step. As this disappeared the Boston Art Shop took its place which I learned was owned by Homer Bufton and Verne Cole. On the Common, I saw Izzy Glastein, a whitewing, pick up a Boston Newspaper and peering over his shoulders, I read the following: Clifford Hall, famous Scotch comedian, marries Miss Bertha H. Keating, famous Boston debu- tantel Poor Cliff! As Glastein turned the paper we saw in the advertising section where Izetta We-therell's well-known trouble cure was advertised. Then on the next page we saw that Florence Meacham was holding a reception for Lewis Stone, admiral of the Scotch Navy. Once more the scene changed and in the lobby of the Lyons Hotel were Frank Warner and Douglas Callahan, bellboys, about to escort Carol Whittaker the re- nowned equestrian to his room. Next a road house came into view. There in the office were Mary Jane Hopper and Inez Paine about to sell out to Sigward Holmes. His attorney, Klempner. was negotiating the deal. Their plans were constantly being interrupted by outbursts from Sheldon's Seven Squelchers. A terrible blast from a clarinet informed us that Henry Rubinwitch was a member. CHARLES B1vERs KENNETH BERRY Prophecy on the Prophets 'fBiversdalel-Next stop is Biversdale',WThe conductor shouted as the train slowed down. Filled with curosity I stepped to the platform. Where is the best hotel9', I asked the wrinkled old station agent. '6Over yonderf' said he, pointing to an old, tumbled down two story house. Swallowing the rest of the questions I was going to ask I turned on my heel and started on a trip of exploration about town. I had not gone far when I heard the clatter of hoofs. Looking up I saw a man and woman riding in an old fashioned carryall. Peering closely into their faces I discovered to my astonishment Gladys Knowlton and Charles Rivers. Reining his horses to a standstill Charles motioned for me to get into the carriage. After some explanations had been made, he took me to his office at the Town Hall. I discovered that he was the Mayor of Biversdale, while Gladys was the Town Gossip Collector. Our talk naturally led up to old classmates. Thinking it strange that he avoided mentioning our most sarcastic Ken Berry, I broached the subject. He explained that Ken,' was the head of '6Berry Hall College and invited me to visit it in his company. Unfortunately I had not time to do this. I thought I should be forced to leave without having seen '4Ken,'. This catastrophe was prevented by Charles, arranging a big send-off to take place the next day. At the station when Charles had finished his farewell address, UKen came to the platform. After greeting me he told Charlie that he had a book with him in which every word of the address was written. Charles outraged at the suggestion that the talk was not original, demanded to see it. Whereupon MKen produced from the folds of his deanis robe a magnificent copy of Webster's Dictionary. But already the train was speeding on its way and carrying me from town. The last glimpse I had was those two old reprobates holding their sides with laughter and waving a farewell to me. Lois I1-IERXVILLIGER 41 r K9 2 11

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TECH-TIGICR 15' u Echoes from 1926? Banquet There is a young lady named xlt'Ht'lltllll, Who always Can beckon or I't'2lt'll 'omg She picked out our pinsg She picked out our rings, Brought 'em in-we had only to reavh 'em. There is a young lady named Evag I c'an't find a thing that would peeve her. She smiles at the rain, She grins when in pain, And she's never been mad when l've seen her. There is a young lady named Muryg Of her you'd better be wary. She's hot stuff with a gung Shoots twice and hits one. Of her Sargeant Slavin is scary. There is a young lady named Hopper, She slipped and then came a cropper. She thought she was dead, Thought twice, and then said, 'tls my hat on and do I look properS ' There is a young girl called Izetta, Whose name is one big had letter. l've had quite a time, To hunt up a rhyme, And I've not got track of one yet-a. To John S. Maloney we bowg ln class he is prominent nowg But the big letter S In his name, we confess. lf omitted will stir up a row. 4- lm 26