Tazewell (APA 209) - Naval Cruise Book

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Unidentified ' Station: . Put power on winch No. 9. Engine Room: Identify your station, You. Unidentified Q 4 Station: This is the Exec ........ Engine Room: The power is practically on, Sir. Battle . Dressing I: Damage Control our station's on fire. Damage Control: Did you pour water on it? Battle Dressing I: Yes. Damage Control: Sorry, that's all we could do. Scene II. Voices are heard through the bridge phone as Jap planes come thundering toward us. I Voice I: Should we open fire? Assit. voice: 'I don't know, what do you think, ask the Captain. JV talker: Open fire. , Voice I: Guns 21 8: 22 didn't shoot, what's the matter? JV talker: They don't answer. Voice II: Send someone down and wake them up. Bridge: After crows' nest--anythingicoming your way? Aft Crows Nest: It has wings, flies, and ain't a bird. ,Voice I: Let's have all guns shoot simultaneously at the same time y together. Aft Crows Nest: COpen phonej Csingingb She's only a bird in ai gilded cage. p Bridge: Secure from General Quarters. Repair lx CTwo hours laterb What time is it? 1 --by Francis A. Selmtrtimlz, Ylft. ,

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