Taunton High School - Journal Yearbook (Taunton, MA)

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THE JO URNAL G. Swart 1 My seat in 104 to any good junior who is willing to be a help to Miss Stone and his classmates. Soup Masterson: My leadership of the Locker Room jazz Band to O'Leary '25. C. Weiler: To some '24 member, my undampened love for fresh air in large quantities. G. Briggs: To next year's lunch room cashier, my place behind the bars. G. Parker:-My seat in American History to some poor fish who talks much but says nothing. L. Jllacadamz-My faculty for cultivating misplaced eyebrows at short intervals, together with my insufiicient, pearl- handled, rubber-bladed safety razor to Pop Walker '24 with the hope that he will take good care of it, as it is an air-loom . C. Hemingway:-My Ford to anyone who will buy my winter mansion in Oakland. A. Reid :-To the next Glee C lub pianist-my love for sharps and my unfailing ability to have another engagement on rehearsal evenings. Ill. Vlfhilters:-To anyone-My ability at always getting caught. H. Hawkins :-To S. Williams-my Tuesday afternoon 4 o'clock teas with Miss S ---- . E. Patten:-My undisputed claim to a large share of Mr. H---'s cutting sarcasm to the next unlucky female to pursue the atoms. Ill. Beaman:-To the next guide in Co. B,-my ability to keep in step with the rest of the company. W. Grant :-To Pop W ---- r,-that ivory-handled sledge hammer which was so often needed. T. Gracfia:-I leave the Colby medal to V. Lamb '26, with the kind advice not to get round-shouldered. W. Coffin:-My gold-plated tooth brush with imported camel's hair bristles to HPop VValker, provided he uses it once a month. S. Walker:-To M. VVoods,-my ability to get to school as the portals spread. C. Glen :-My Rolls Rougher to Sticky MacGlashing '24. K. D. :-To the members of '24, our ability to start at the bottom- and stay there. 92

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CLASS WILL l-I, the class of 1923. on these our last days, solemnly suppressing the twinkle in our eyes and assuring ourselves that we are by no means of sound mind, yet of highly positive intent, do joyously make testimony of our freedom. Having faithfully served our time, and being about to receive our pardons, we hereby declare this to be our last will and testament: To Class'26:-We tenderly bequeath our shock absorbers which off- set our renowned bluffing ability. To Class '25 1-We leave our unassuming but profound knowledge of all things in this sphere below. To Class '24, our most worthy successors:-guiltless yet doomed to imprisonment: we leave our three padded cells, numbers 101, 102, and 104. Also the following individual bequests: 1. .ll. Corlcannon:-I bequeath my seat of learning in 101, and my Houdini-like neutrality over the dictionary to Mr. VV ----- 's next victim. 2 Dot Dean :-I bequeath my abundance of Respectfully submitted's to Pat Broadhurst, '25, 3. II. Babbitt.-To S. VVilliams '24 l leave my long wind which is always needed in his profession as musician. 4 B. Fl'l'l'7'Hl17I and E. Maker: Uur partnership in misery in Prof. G ------- 's room to any two juniors who are forced to listen to the professor's nursery tales. 5. I . Jones and .lI. Dclongz All free fold puppies to Mr. K ---- r. 6. J. .llajklzlz To temperance advocates-my prohibition ink-well. 7. G..llil1vra11dE. Nelson: Our natural permanent waves to li. Cahoon '24. 8. 1i.Uw'rs: Mv beloved Alfebra book to some uoor, unfortunate . l junior. May he have success and Mr. NV ---- r. 9. .-1. Pcrra: For help in the school jazz orchestra, my banjo nuke . to our musical Mickey VVhite '24. 91

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