Taunton High School - Journal Yearbook (Taunton, MA)

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THE JOURNAL STORIES OF REAL LIFE Girl, boy, buggy, Boy, auto, Girl, boy, auto, Boy, buggy, Lust Sunday evening I wont riding with Juno. About I1 XYl1cn thc moon was fine, -IZIIIC said, HIIIII Cold. Sn I stopped and got 21 Imlankcl' From the carrier, And I Imundicd I-Icr up. This Sunday .Iunc IYQ-nt riding VYith -lack. --I thank you. 78 The Brown Jug

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THE J O URN AL BLEVINS: Hey, don't shoot! Your gun isn't loaded! Spencer: Can't help it, the bird won't wait. R A.: Don't you want to start the Vic? R. H.: Why? R. A.: It's about time you started something. Ist. Serg't Burke: What right have you got to swear before me? Private: How did I know you wanted to swear first? GIRLING: I didn't get to drill today till after roll call, but I fooled them. Molasses: How's that? Girling: I slipped into the ranks when nobody was looking. COHEN: How do you know he's an osteopath? Hemingway: f'I heard him say he made his money rolling the bones. D C.: I told you to come after supper and it's only six o'clock now. W. A.: That's what I came after. MR. VValker: Do you know why you can't get better marks? Cabral: I can't think. POND: Say, how long could I live without brains? Perra: That remains to be seen. DILL: I had a fall last night that rendered me unconscious for six hours. Dick: VVhat happened! Dill: I fell asleep. TAYI.OR Cat drilll: Pardon my forgetfulness, but do you spell your name with an e or an i ? She: With an Ui , please,-Hill. 77

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THE SECRETS OF SUCCESS Here are the secrets of success: First, what the public wants possess, That brings you friends that never fail, And, second, only of a grade Sixth, let the customers expect That satisfies and holds the trade, To pay for what you sellecollect, Third, make the public realize And, seventh, see the price they pay You have it-that's to advertise, Leaves something for a rainy dayw Fourth. watch expenses to a penny That makes quite simple secret eight: So you can sell as cheap as any, To grow, and never to inflate. Fifth, give some service with the sale 'O 0 ! A Q MPP? The coolest place in town on hot Summer days Y. M. C. A. Swimming Pool Special Summer Rates Established 1824 TROY, N. Y. RENSSELAER POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE Engineering and Science Courses in Civil Engineering KC. EJ, Mechanical Engineering CM. EJ, Electrical Engineering QE. EJ, Chemical Engineering LCh. E.J,and General Science lB. SJ Also Graduate and Special Courses. Unsurpassed new Chemical, Physical, Electrical, Mechanical and Mate- rials Testing Laboratories. For catalogue and illustrated phamphlets showing work of graduates and students and views of buildings and campus, apply to JOHN W. NUGENT, Registrar. 79