Tarkio College - Tarkiana Yearbook (Tarkio, MO)

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THE TARKIANA, 1938 ' 18. Ditto. 19. Thompson Hall Chapel. 20. Paradox: The way to expand debts is to contract them. 21. Someone has compared an hour in 304 to a week of Monday chapels. 22. Colder than--well, than a chorus girl. Of chorus, that's a poor comparison, but it's too cold to try again. 23. Chillicothe Ducks get a goose egg. Owls ketchum touchdown. 24. Local boys make good. Corn-husking queen and maid-of-honor see Tarkio's night life. Shaum on you, Jim and Johnny. 25. What an enjoyable Vacation. We really needed the sleep. 26. Will Durant. He made so many of themv Quoting Mc- 27. The Lord loves the poor . . . . Cartney, either Shakespeare or Dorothy Parker said that. Between them they've said about everything. 1 28. '4Deadeye remember to tell you I adore you? r: If I had a little doe, I'd have 29. An example of McFarland's sense of humo some faunf' 30 Homecoming. It'd good to see the old faces around in familiar places. What a game! But a swell dance. 31. Hallowe'en. Various and sundry alley castles topple. Boys will be boys. NOVEMBER 1. When Cupid hits his mark, he Mrs. it. 2. Kilpatrick out brushing up a bit. 3. How to become popular in ten easy lessons. First dancing class. 4. What weather. Mitosis cold. 5. Posterity is just around the corner, 6. Simile: As busy as a Shanghai glazier. 7. Even Bob Kelly went to sleep in church, 8. Funny, but Monday has a habit of rolling around just after Friday. page ninety-four f CU Atcllif Han n- ' lo plea: phc 5 -1 .- --.-----.-.., -- .,.,.,,.,, ,A-N, -,-'.v4-gh.,-Q 4 ' ur.,ur,.1s:we'svz:a1f 1353- znn.-:.:-x.:'2'?is,an. -i'i.-K., ..,,,,,.,g,i,,g,,.- -13 , . I A U W .. . . A ' '- - - - f1-- - -' 1 - f-. .-.f- aww..--.,.-.. pd, --.- ,V U4 M-,:3,,l 4:31-:. ,,:E.-g,,f, 1 ',j,. .

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'IHE TARKIANA 1938 Z ' 1 Chapel program by Education Dept. Forty-five minutes of fun and pagen- try. A very disillusioned young man, Jim Prather, finds out there ain't no Santa Claus. Mid-semester grades out. More resolutions than at New Year's. Parent's Day a great success. Tarkio 33, Missouri Vaey 13. CNote: not a typographical error. We beat the 'll out of them.J Half of Kansas blows. over for a brief visit. Jackson on time for breakfast. Qlnersonally we think he stayed up.Jk Live in such manner that you wouldn't be afraid to sell the family parrot Lo the town's worst gossip. Try-outs for first major production Caste Rankin, Curfman, and Shaum visit room 10. Not responsible. The door was open. , The campus is blanketed with white. Sloan says falling on slippery steps snow fun. 1 Fire under Thompson's window. Second floor fire brigade makes it sizzle. These guys who took their girls to see Shawn's dancers put themselves in a spot. The girls are still talking. Y. M. C. A. banquet. Turkeys voted best dressed of anyone in attendance. Kappa and Lambda sponsor all-school swinger. In the Big Apple, the girl wonders who she'll get be-cider. Too much is too much. Your scribe becomes an uncle and a year older on the same day. . Fine day, isn't it? . Satan Takes a Holiday. So do we. . Would you say a fellow on his way to dig clams was mussel-bound? Sophomore Chapel. The minister kissed the bride, and gave the groom his money back. 4 page ninety-six BC Emmett FOR I AND ,.... ull Lu QUMBER TAR ill 17 R --g...w-11Jp- ...,,.--,.,,, ,,,,q.,-' A 'A 4, ,- 7t 1353-1 n.'::LJl',x.s.:xr-1rn-1 114 euupva-.i-is:f-1i511F.3.1z'. -.5-1 Q -1- ' ... An- ,ff ..a.1r,g. -1 - gg-vp,-,-J.,-' ,.,,.,,. 5J,',,,' 1-gg' , fgf. ' 1- - 1 5-,g -:. 225' 1 r