Tarkio College - Tarkiana Yearbook (Tarkio, MO)

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1 THE TARKIANA, 1938 DECEMBER A 1. Control yourself Dr. Martin, it's now only 24 days to Christmas. 2. The editor censored this. QEd. Note--The editor never saw it! Thank good- nesslj 3. A censor is a person who knows more than he thinks other people ought to. 4. Cocktails at eight. Occasion: Forum initiation. ' 5. We didn't see you in church either. 6. Another cold spell. But what if it does get down to zero. That's nothing. 7. Someone laughed at one of McGinnis' stories. 8. Tomorrow is Thursday. A 9. A smart man is one who has31't let a woman pin anything on him since he was a baby. 10. Freshmen get the belt line, but it's the administra.tion that becomes hot. 11. Phillips 66 play the Owls. Volker a sissy. says they make Ted Shawn look like 12. Synonimous terms: Sunday and Sweet-Potatoes. 13. Gee, John, you passed a Chem. test. Sounds like one of Pemberton's. 14. Sleet silently spreads silvery sheen smoothly over scenery. Some swell spills. QShucks's simplej 15. Alpha Psi presents Caste 16. Alpha Psi sponsors Christmas party. No pun. We had enough today in Freshman Chapel. 17 Dr. Collins tells story of the five gourmands, or how to gain seven pounds. 21. Pedestrian: A man with two sons home from college. 25. The same to you! 29 Henstorf's theme song: Take Me Back to Colorado or It's Been De Long- est Time. . 31. 'Twas the Night before New Years', And all through the house, Not a creature was stirring- Probably out on a souse. page ninety-eight Z Ate R04 Three-f Goes Str' Tell Y LEE CHU 105 G Private Al Coffee 15 Gues C4 . g F '21 ,Aef..'6r.F'-1: .gizv 23155-1-E'7'..f.-QA'1?'E..6k-'iiirqy Shir?-i'Gs5.:df51!F'2 211215, 539 QJITLQ-G'3-o-4'1b ' gk - ,, 7 ...,':x.:,g: -wg , 4 -nb., .4 ,Zi U du: u. .Ja V A -:-.. . K. 1,-77.-.-3. -T 3.15. If A

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fs THE TARKIANA, 1938 JANUARY 2. We eat the last of the turkey, and start for school. 3. Approximately 300 shop-lifting days till Christmas. 4. Up betimes, and so to bed. 5. Nice weath reading about the textile strike. er to mention it, but here's a simile, As unconcerned as a nudist f T Hall, or why cats leave home. QEd. Note- 6. The strange case o ommy Further discussion-see Zoo bookl. A 7. Peg Kelly works on her term pap l. 1-3-7. er. For further information call DR-e-x-e- 8. Then there's the story of the shoe-shine boy who had to quit. He saw spats before his eyes. 9. Quite a crowd out to church. Worrying about exams already. 10. Central at Tarkio. We got licked, but wasn't the band swell? 11. Heard in room 6. Come on, Paul, it's your Deal. 12. Just a pun! We have a fish on our campus: it's our Dean. 13. Lucky the early morning visitor in Marshall Hall never heard of Pigs is Pigs. 14. Tarkio noses out Culver-Stockton. Great Stuff. Wheaties. fAdv.J 15. These term papers about have us 16. The calm before the brain storm. exterminated. 17. Visitors this week would be impressed by the intensvie studying going on. Don't disillusion 'em. 18. The same strangers would swear this were an agricultural school from the amount of talk about cribs. 19. Psych. test. We ain't the same. Please don't ask us to apply psychothera- peutic methods to our schitzophrenic personalities. 20. Skip today. We'd like too, too. fSounds like a twainj. 21. Town' Hall tonight. Food for thought: Absinthe makes the heart grow fond- GT. 22. Puss call me 'Al' gives Shenandoah 954.85 for civic improvements. page one hundred f C G Le 24 R04 f C4 C0211 Bui R01 S -'1 ---.arg 11-4 gi-T121-zwllzs.-z Lr:. :::::':.,g,':u,-. ,4,,,. . , , M H 1 A , f A , , AUf:1.d,1'q QFLQ . .s..-- ..s:n...1Qr..Iz :,ac-bc. -s.sn14 srl:-s-.qs--9251 1853. Z-35 .5-1. ,..,'3:f,i, ,-gg : 937. ,-15,-,,:3:.-,ggzrqr-,.,,,: 4,,Q,u.4- xiii- 575- ,- ,gi ' 3.2.4. L I- Ig-MFE,-:L p- , : , x,