Tarkio College - Tarkiana Yearbook (Tarkio, MO)

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1 THE TARKIANA, 1938 DECEMBER A 1. Control yourself Dr. Martin, it's now only 24 days to Christmas. 2. The editor censored this. QEd. Note--The editor never saw it! Thank good- nesslj 3. A censor is a person who knows more than he thinks other people ought to. 4. Cocktails at eight. Occasion: Forum initiation. ' 5. We didn't see you in church either. 6. Another cold spell. But what if it does get down to zero. That's nothing. 7. Someone laughed at one of McGinnis' stories. 8. Tomorrow is Thursday. A 9. A smart man is one who has31't let a woman pin anything on him since he was a baby. 10. Freshmen get the belt line, but it's the administra.tion that becomes hot. 11. Phillips 66 play the Owls. Volker a sissy. says they make Ted Shawn look like 12. Synonimous terms: Sunday and Sweet-Potatoes. 13. Gee, John, you passed a Chem. test. Sounds like one of Pemberton's. 14. Sleet silently spreads silvery sheen smoothly over scenery. Some swell spills. QShucks's simplej 15. Alpha Psi presents Caste 16. Alpha Psi sponsors Christmas party. No pun. We had enough today in Freshman Chapel. 17 Dr. Collins tells story of the five gourmands, or how to gain seven pounds. 21. Pedestrian: A man with two sons home from college. 25. The same to you! 29 Henstorf's theme song: Take Me Back to Colorado or It's Been De Long- est Time. . 31. 'Twas the Night before New Years', And all through the house, Not a creature was stirring- Probably out on a souse. page ninety-eight Z Ate R04 Three-f Goes Str' Tell Y LEE CHU 105 G Private Al Coffee 15 Gues C4 . g F '21 ,Aef..'6r.F'-1: .gizv 23155-1-E'7'..f.-QA'1?'E..6k-'iiirqy Shir?-i'Gs5.:df51!F'2 211215, 539 QJITLQ-G'3-o-4'1b ' gk - ,, 7 ...,':x.:,g: -wg , 4 -nb., .4 ,Zi U du: u. .Ja V A -:-.. . K. 1,-77.-.-3. -T 3.15. If A

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