Tarkio College - Tarkiana Yearbook (Tarkio, MO)

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'IHE TARKIANA 1938 Z ' 1 Chapel program by Education Dept. Forty-five minutes of fun and pagen- try. A very disillusioned young man, Jim Prather, finds out there ain't no Santa Claus. Mid-semester grades out. More resolutions than at New Year's. Parent's Day a great success. Tarkio 33, Missouri Vaey 13. CNote: not a typographical error. We beat the 'll out of them.J Half of Kansas blows. over for a brief visit. Jackson on time for breakfast. Qlnersonally we think he stayed up.Jk Live in such manner that you wouldn't be afraid to sell the family parrot Lo the town's worst gossip. Try-outs for first major production Caste Rankin, Curfman, and Shaum visit room 10. Not responsible. The door was open. , The campus is blanketed with white. Sloan says falling on slippery steps snow fun. 1 Fire under Thompson's window. Second floor fire brigade makes it sizzle. These guys who took their girls to see Shawn's dancers put themselves in a spot. The girls are still talking. Y. M. C. A. banquet. Turkeys voted best dressed of anyone in attendance. Kappa and Lambda sponsor all-school swinger. In the Big Apple, the girl wonders who she'll get be-cider. Too much is too much. Your scribe becomes an uncle and a year older on the same day. . Fine day, isn't it? . Satan Takes a Holiday. So do we. . Would you say a fellow on his way to dig clams was mussel-bound? Sophomore Chapel. The minister kissed the bride, and gave the groom his money back. 4 page ninety-six BC Emmett FOR I AND ,.... ull Lu QUMBER TAR ill 17 R --g...w-11Jp- ...,,.--,.,,, ,,,,q.,-' A 'A 4, ,- 7t 1353-1 n.'::LJl',x.s.:xr-1rn-1 114 euupva-.i-is:f-1i511F.3.1z'. -.5-1 Q -1- ' ... An- ,ff ..a.1r,g. -1 - gg-vp,-,-J.,-' ,.,,.,,. 5J,',,,' 1-gg' , fgf. ' 1- - 1 5-,g -:. 225' 1 r

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1 THE TARKIANA, 1938 DECEMBER A 1. Control yourself Dr. Martin, it's now only 24 days to Christmas. 2. The editor censored this. QEd. Note--The editor never saw it! Thank good- nesslj 3. A censor is a person who knows more than he thinks other people ought to. 4. Cocktails at eight. Occasion: Forum initiation. ' 5. We didn't see you in church either. 6. Another cold spell. But what if it does get down to zero. That's nothing. 7. Someone laughed at one of McGinnis' stories. 8. Tomorrow is Thursday. A 9. A smart man is one who has31't let a woman pin anything on him since he was a baby. 10. Freshmen get the belt line, but it's the administra.tion that becomes hot. 11. Phillips 66 play the Owls. Volker a sissy. says they make Ted Shawn look like 12. Synonimous terms: Sunday and Sweet-Potatoes. 13. Gee, John, you passed a Chem. test. Sounds like one of Pemberton's. 14. Sleet silently spreads silvery sheen smoothly over scenery. Some swell spills. QShucks's simplej 15. Alpha Psi presents Caste 16. Alpha Psi sponsors Christmas party. No pun. We had enough today in Freshman Chapel. 17 Dr. Collins tells story of the five gourmands, or how to gain seven pounds. 21. Pedestrian: A man with two sons home from college. 25. The same to you! 29 Henstorf's theme song: Take Me Back to Colorado or It's Been De Long- est Time. . 31. 'Twas the Night before New Years', And all through the house, Not a creature was stirring- Probably out on a souse. page ninety-eight Z Ate R04 Three-f Goes Str' Tell Y LEE CHU 105 G Private Al Coffee 15 Gues C4 . g F '21 ,Aef..'6r.F'-1: .gizv 23155-1-E'7'..f.-QA'1?'E..6k-'iiirqy Shir?-i'Gs5.:df51!F'2 211215, 539 QJITLQ-G'3-o-4'1b ' gk - ,, 7 ...,':x.:,g: -wg , 4 -nb., .4 ,Zi U du: u. .Ja V A -:-.. . K. 1,-77.-.-3. -T 3.15. If A