Tarkio College - Tarkiana Yearbook (Tarkio, MO)

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AVALANCHE Tarkio's Newspaper WALNUT -INN HOTEL Coffee Shop and Beauty Shop in connection WithroW's Drug Store Wishing to serve you at our Soda Fountain I also with School Supplies, Gifts, and Drugs, GRIMM'S Men's Dept. Women's Dept. Wilson Bros. Hummingbird Shirts H056 Sox if Pajamas Ready-to-Wear BAY BROS. Standard Oil Products Tires and Batteries Tarkio Rockport Page 79 The Tarlziana, 1937 Jan. 24. And so another day of rest rolls around. Jan. 25. Registration. Sledding party. Didn't Leo know that he was a loigger looy than Sammy Patterson? Jan. 26. Still sledding parties. Dr. Flynn says that the results of that Gone with the Wind'-' bob-sled ride wiil loe a little scar fleti. fan. 27. Dr. Homrighausen on the campus. fan. 28. Mother - Daughter Banquet in the UP. Church. . fan. 29. Grades out. VVe've nerves as jumpy as pop corn. fan. 30. It was a nice candy party. VVe'll proloaloly he kitchen it from Emma. I Jan. 31. Remember, looys, no catchee if whiskers scratchee. ladvd Felo. 1. Even though February can- not lVlarch We all know that April lVlay. Felo. 2. Mr. Groundhog stayed in the hole fdayi. Felo. 3. The guests moved into the dining room like a glacier of molasses. H Alexander Vvoollcott. Felo. 4. Basketball game. Owls defeat Missouri Valley. Felo. 5. Heart throlos. So do the Syn- Copators. Valentine party. Felo. 6. Dorothy Parker,s own epi- taph: pardon my dust. Feh. 7. Sunday. Chicken dinner. Not croquette, hut lialole to. Felo. S. Uvvine and Women, mirth and laughter: Sermons and soda-Water the day afterf' Fell. 9. Simile of the month: as care ful as a nudist climhing a loarloed-Wire fence. Fely. 10. Love may loe a disease. bill cheer upl Nowadays there's nothing Chronic in ity Feh. ll. No Wonder Camille took cold r-1 getting heated up like that. QI . 'VLR H-L73 .i..,f:S-,f,v.vvQL-Girl.,1.Lrv97'a Q- if-'5' 7if -' 1S'lEW'i-.E-iiiilnifiil-ii551'f':3f'-3Eii'Ek531iXfiwgai.,:fffl, :,f'QQLi.'l,3, 'Q 4' I r 'Q 1 ' - tif! ,liflf :5-..a-.1',,tQ.f-x--- .-5-'-'L-5 -:gif -elf-H91

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lqhe Tarkiana, 1937 Jan. 2. To all you wayward sons who had a gin-eral good time, rememher that dignity is not preserved in alcohol. dan. 3. By which we dust off our place in the old family pew at home. Jan. 4. And so t-4 to college -. Jan. 5. Woodruff arrives in town and is welcomed with waffles. Jan. 6. The strange case of the miss- ing spoonsg or, where did you eat on the night of January 6? fan. 7. Today is like the calm hetween the two halves of a hurricane. fan.8. Those spoon thieves can cer- tainly dish it out. fan. 9. Mercury hits a new low. Cold as a golddigger,s heart. fan. 10. Boyle,s theme song: Sitting on a log Ann Patton my dogf, fan.11. When a college hoy worlcs like a horse, it,s usually because every- hody rides him. fan. 12. Artists Coursef Salvi the Harpist. fan. 13. Doughty's all hurned up. After all, she's nohody,s fuel. fan. 15. Miss Schmidt Hilda party for all French students. Funl fan. 16. An uninvited guest, loy the way, is the hest thing going. fan. 17. Sunday. Buch Benny rides again. fan. 18. Exam weelc. This is only the heginninh fan.19. Miss VVaugh,s r e c i t a l, Goethe,s Mother. tan. 20. After that psych. test, we thinlc we,re in the wrong course. May- he's it ahnormal we need. Jan. 21. Weary -1 loleary -1 fearee -1. Jan. 22. Ult's all over now.H B. B. game. We talce Jewell flVlust have loeen in the cards., Jan. 23. Around the ever-hurning Olympian Torch Forum holds annual loanquet. Delovelyi Wheeler Barber Shop Q---0 Linwood Hotel Meals Q--Q Sinclair Station Hi-way No. 4 Q--0 Parr Shoe Shop Q---0 Tarkio Electric Co. Q--0 Cash is Kingv Grocery Q--0 Thompson Grocery o--Q Tarkio Oil Co. Standard Oil Products Q--0 Peterson Feed Store Q--Q Parr Beauty Shop o--Q C. G. Marti Pluinbin g-H eatin g Professional Directory Dr. J. M. Davis olo Dr. O. L. Johns Dentist Q--o Dr. C. H. Flynn, M.D. Q---Q Gerlash Sz Gerlash Attorneys-at-Law Q--o Dr. Theodore Paul Osteopathic Physician Q--Q Dr. O. E. Baird Dentist Q-io Dr. M. E. Redford, D.O. Q---Q Dr. C. M. Waugh, M.D. Page '78

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The Tarkiana, 1937 Feln. 12. We think this is somelJody,s loirthday. Feh. 13. Hi, ho-'Freddie isn't the only good cuss -ftodian around this college. Felo. 14. Many Works of cupidity were wrought today. Felo.15. Today was as silent as a shadow. Felix. 16. Deloaters leave for Denver. Feh. 17. Cheer up Peggyl no use get- ting in a stew over it. Hesll he hack, you know. Feln. 18. Student music recital. Fel:J.19. Dust oll the headlines- lvlarti answers a question in history. l le did lVlarti Well, too. Felo. 20. Bolo Fay Writes from Denver that he misses Soupy, lnut he has to Campbell f-1 Flague his true feeling. Fel:J.21. Sunday. Someday this will he a day of rest. Felo.22.l cannot tell a lie today. fskip this linel. Feln. 23. Qwls defeat Central and We crash the movie. Fein. 24. Baron Von Puddle and the clehaters return. Also Driftmier. Felo. 25. Dr. Proudfitt converses on the lost art of conversation. Felo. 26. Dusky Gloloe Trotters take out the Gwls -'41-35. Fell 27. Yesterday Was Founders' Day. Today is the day after Founders, Day. FelJ.28. No, Elizaloeth, this is not leap year. lvlar. 1. ln like a lamlo. lVlar. 2. Bill McKinley goes to Kan- sas City and limrings home his namesake for Mary Qtte and Hilda Schmidt. Mar. 3. lVlcKinley may loe Wire- haired, hut We venture lVlary,s hair will he gray Within a Week. Mar. 4. McKinley chews up a French looot. Non, non Mac. A NOW Every home can afford to COOK and REFRIGERATE ELECTRICALLY With an electric range and refri- gerator in your home, you are well on your way to possessing an all- electric kitchen. The all-electric kitchen will be your greatest source of pride and joy when you com- plete it. Hundreds of women now do practically all of their house- Work electrically because it is cheaper, quicker, cleaner and safer. Electricity is Cheap Missouri Service Company Hurst's Womerfs Wear A Tarleio Institution THE FARMERS Sz VALLEY BANK TARKIO-, Mo. General Commercial Banking Safety Deposit Boxes for Rent Member Federal Deposit Guaranty Corporation Page 80