Tarkio College - Tarkiana Yearbook (Tarkio, MO)

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lqhe Tarkiana, 1937 Jan. 2. To all you wayward sons who had a gin-eral good time, rememher that dignity is not preserved in alcohol. dan. 3. By which we dust off our place in the old family pew at home. Jan. 4. And so t-4 to college -. Jan. 5. Woodruff arrives in town and is welcomed with waffles. Jan. 6. The strange case of the miss- ing spoonsg or, where did you eat on the night of January 6? fan. 7. Today is like the calm hetween the two halves of a hurricane. fan.8. Those spoon thieves can cer- tainly dish it out. fan. 9. Mercury hits a new low. Cold as a golddigger,s heart. fan. 10. Boyle,s theme song: Sitting on a log Ann Patton my dogf, fan.11. When a college hoy worlcs like a horse, it,s usually because every- hody rides him. fan. 12. Artists Coursef Salvi the Harpist. fan. 13. Doughty's all hurned up. After all, she's nohody,s fuel. fan. 15. Miss Schmidt Hilda party for all French students. Funl fan. 16. An uninvited guest, loy the way, is the hest thing going. fan. 17. Sunday. Buch Benny rides again. fan. 18. Exam weelc. This is only the heginninh fan.19. Miss VVaugh,s r e c i t a l, Goethe,s Mother. tan. 20. After that psych. test, we thinlc we,re in the wrong course. May- he's it ahnormal we need. Jan. 21. Weary -1 loleary -1 fearee -1. Jan. 22. Ult's all over now.H B. B. game. We talce Jewell flVlust have loeen in the cards., Jan. 23. Around the ever-hurning Olympian Torch Forum holds annual loanquet. Delovelyi Wheeler Barber Shop Q---0 Linwood Hotel Meals Q--Q Sinclair Station Hi-way No. 4 Q--0 Parr Shoe Shop Q---0 Tarkio Electric Co. Q--0 Cash is Kingv Grocery Q--0 Thompson Grocery o--Q Tarkio Oil Co. Standard Oil Products Q--0 Peterson Feed Store Q--Q Parr Beauty Shop o--Q C. G. Marti Pluinbin g-H eatin g Professional Directory Dr. J. M. Davis olo Dr. O. L. Johns Dentist Q--o Dr. C. H. Flynn, M.D. Q---Q Gerlash Sz Gerlash Attorneys-at-Law Q--o Dr. Theodore Paul Osteopathic Physician Q--Q Dr. O. E. Baird Dentist Q-io Dr. M. E. Redford, D.O. Q---Q Dr. C. M. Waugh, M.D. Page '78

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Dec. 16. Somebody tell Phid Cuff- man that Borah does not mean a long- winclecl chapel spealcer. Dec. 17. Vvell, Alpha may Psi, but we thought it was a grand dance. Dec. 18. And so'-'home for two weelts to the local Utopia and plum pudding. Dec. 19. After four months of it, one almost misses that strong corrosive boiler compound in a coffee cup every morning. Dec. 20. Mysterious paclcages'-'tissue wrappings f-1. Dec. 21. And dear Santa, please bring lVlrs. lVlcBride a new clavenport for the parlor. Thinli how tired these are getting. Dec. 22. St. Niclc, incidentally, isn,t the only fellow with an eye on stoclcings. Dec.23. How many stoclcings cloes a centipecle hang up? Dec. 24. Believe it or not: Strom lowers his voice to a roar to wish people in the surrounding communities a lVlerry Christmasl Dec.25. Anna Mary Christmas and a Happy New Yearl Dec. 26. And indigestion. Dec. 27. And term papers. Dec. 28. And still term papers. Will they never terminate? Dec. 29. Full moon tonight-affects both the tide and the untied. Dec. 30. And it does seem that lVlrs. Simpsons promise to marry Edward will carry a lot of wait. Dec.31. Well, as llla Heaton says, it's not the men in your lille lout the lille in your men that's important. Jan. 1. Ring out the olcl, bring in the newl Do they malce confetti out oi hey-hey? Page 77 The Tarlaiana, 1937 These Tarkio Merchants Enjoy Your Patronage Tumble Inn Cafe Q-4 Crane Auto Supply Q-4 Corner Cafe Q--o Chaney Shoe Repairing Shop o--4 Goodall Barber Shop Q--Q Munn Insurance Agency 4-Q Politz Candy Kitchen Q-0 Conoco Service Robt. Craig o--0 G. B. Simpson feweler Q--0 Walkup Sz Combs Barbers Q--0 Dave's Place o--Q A. E. Andersen Photographer Q--Q Emil Saal Grocery Q--Q Phillips 66 , Henry Balle, Jr. Q--0 Dode's Cafe Q--0 Baker's Bakery Q---0 Kirkendoll's Food Market Quality Meats and Groceries Q--0 Forrest McGinnis Garage 'l 7 ll pill. -yilfiadltail, 4 gin I 'Q ' - L' 'M.1:Jui-- :P-1 5 '.-,' 5 ' ' ' ' '- -' .- -' 7-7-5L f 1r2l.Sjl'aSlo-4l.l'!4r?ffI'l1 f-SC - ..-'sv-ffrauzil-ff? , .. ,,L-,1'!-E. ' Hb- L- 1. - . . r. - nf va. ..-p-vm--1-i.....,:-., I- hi:1.,m.i.m.f:, , , ls.,

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AVALANCHE Tarkio's Newspaper WALNUT -INN HOTEL Coffee Shop and Beauty Shop in connection WithroW's Drug Store Wishing to serve you at our Soda Fountain I also with School Supplies, Gifts, and Drugs, GRIMM'S Men's Dept. Women's Dept. Wilson Bros. Hummingbird Shirts H056 Sox if Pajamas Ready-to-Wear BAY BROS. Standard Oil Products Tires and Batteries Tarkio Rockport Page 79 The Tarlziana, 1937 Jan. 24. And so another day of rest rolls around. Jan. 25. Registration. Sledding party. Didn't Leo know that he was a loigger looy than Sammy Patterson? Jan. 26. Still sledding parties. Dr. Flynn says that the results of that Gone with the Wind'-' bob-sled ride wiil loe a little scar fleti. fan. 27. Dr. Homrighausen on the campus. fan. 28. Mother - Daughter Banquet in the UP. Church. . fan. 29. Grades out. VVe've nerves as jumpy as pop corn. fan. 30. It was a nice candy party. VVe'll proloaloly he kitchen it from Emma. I Jan. 31. Remember, looys, no catchee if whiskers scratchee. ladvd Felo. 1. Even though February can- not lVlarch We all know that April lVlay. Felo. 2. Mr. Groundhog stayed in the hole fdayi. Felo. 3. The guests moved into the dining room like a glacier of molasses. H Alexander Vvoollcott. Felo. 4. Basketball game. Owls defeat Missouri Valley. Felo. 5. Heart throlos. So do the Syn- Copators. Valentine party. Felo. 6. Dorothy Parker,s own epi- taph: pardon my dust. Feh. 7. Sunday. Chicken dinner. Not croquette, hut lialole to. Felo. S. Uvvine and Women, mirth and laughter: Sermons and soda-Water the day afterf' Fell. 9. Simile of the month: as care ful as a nudist climhing a loarloed-Wire fence. Fely. 10. Love may loe a disease. bill cheer upl Nowadays there's nothing Chronic in ity Feh. ll. No Wonder Camille took cold r-1 getting heated up like that. QI . 'VLR H-L73 .i..,f:S-,f,v.vvQL-Girl.,1.Lrv97'a Q- if-'5' 7if -' 1S'lEW'i-.E-iiiilnifiil-ii551'f':3f'-3Eii'Ek531iXfiwgai.,:fffl, :,f'QQLi.'l,3, 'Q 4' I r 'Q 1 ' - tif! ,liflf :5-..a-.1',,tQ.f-x--- .-5-'-'L-5 -:gif -elf-H91