Tarkio College - Tarkiana Yearbook (Tarkio, MO)

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Dec. 16. Somebody tell Phid Cuff- man that Borah does not mean a long- winclecl chapel spealcer. Dec. 17. Vvell, Alpha may Psi, but we thought it was a grand dance. Dec. 18. And so'-'home for two weelts to the local Utopia and plum pudding. Dec. 19. After four months of it, one almost misses that strong corrosive boiler compound in a coffee cup every morning. Dec. 20. Mysterious paclcages'-'tissue wrappings f-1. Dec. 21. And dear Santa, please bring lVlrs. lVlcBride a new clavenport for the parlor. Thinli how tired these are getting. Dec. 22. St. Niclc, incidentally, isn,t the only fellow with an eye on stoclcings. Dec.23. How many stoclcings cloes a centipecle hang up? Dec. 24. Believe it or not: Strom lowers his voice to a roar to wish people in the surrounding communities a lVlerry Christmasl Dec.25. Anna Mary Christmas and a Happy New Yearl Dec. 26. And indigestion. Dec. 27. And term papers. Dec. 28. And still term papers. Will they never terminate? Dec. 29. Full moon tonight-affects both the tide and the untied. Dec. 30. And it does seem that lVlrs. Simpsons promise to marry Edward will carry a lot of wait. Dec.31. Well, as llla Heaton says, it's not the men in your lille lout the lille in your men that's important. Jan. 1. Ring out the olcl, bring in the newl Do they malce confetti out oi hey-hey? Page 77 The Tarlaiana, 1937 These Tarkio Merchants Enjoy Your Patronage Tumble Inn Cafe Q-4 Crane Auto Supply Q-4 Corner Cafe Q--o Chaney Shoe Repairing Shop o--4 Goodall Barber Shop Q--Q Munn Insurance Agency 4-Q Politz Candy Kitchen Q-0 Conoco Service Robt. Craig o--0 G. B. Simpson feweler Q--0 Walkup Sz Combs Barbers Q--0 Dave's Place o--Q A. E. Andersen Photographer Q--Q Emil Saal Grocery Q--Q Phillips 66 , Henry Balle, Jr. Q--0 Dode's Cafe Q--0 Baker's Bakery Q---0 Kirkendoll's Food Market Quality Meats and Groceries Q--0 Forrest McGinnis Garage 'l 7 ll pill. -yilfiadltail, 4 gin I 'Q ' - L' 'M.1:Jui-- :P-1 5 '.-,' 5 ' ' ' ' '- -' .- -' 7-7-5L f 1r2l.Sjl'aSlo-4l.l'!4r?ffI'l1 f-SC - ..-'sv-ffrauzil-ff? , .. ,,L-,1'!-E. ' Hb- L- 1. - . . r. - nf va. ..-p-vm--1-i.....,:-., I- hi:1.,m.i.m.f:, , , ls.,

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'l'l1e Tarkiana, 1937 Nov. 13. Friday the 13th. Tarkio 21g Valley 20. VVho's superstitious. Nov.14. Tsk, tsic, Gaylord. You should have known that cataieptic doesn't mean a helper in chemistry. Nov.15. Dr. Owens here. Not that Egypt us. Very interesting church service. Nov. 16. First Taricio College hroad- cast over KMA. Nov. 17. Bill Rankin,s pooch, Penny, seems to Wag everything hehind its ears: especially if Bill takes it for a sally around the hiocic. Nov.18. Which is hianicer, the cal- endar or our head? Nov. 19. H o p e VVi1metta,s n e W glasses donst cause her to make a spec- tacie of herself'-too many sometimes do, wesve heard. Nov. 20. Fine Forum Formal froiic. Nov. 21. Godfrey,s HTearsH win hon- orahie mention at Jewel Poetry con- ference. ' Nov. 22. Up hetimes and so to church. This ioeing Sunday. Nov. 23. Diplomacy: lying in state. Nov. 24. Coffee in the evening 1-1 that is, The Coffee House. Miss Waugh entertains the cast and the crew at chicken supper. Nov. 25. The football team ceiehrates Thanksgiving early with many a deli- cate morsei at the Collins, dinner. Nov. 26. Gur scouts report one or two stalwart athletes ceieiorate after the dinner. Nov. 27. Oh well, the only reward of virtue, after ali, isavirtue. Nov. 28. After thought: Thursday was Thanksgiving. Peru Boiocats went home howling. V Nov. 29. incidentally we expect a higger if not hetter student hody after vacation'-fin terms of circumference, anyway. he Nov. 30. Back at the old grind-no, Dr. Martin, we're not in the milling iousiness. Dec. 1. Snow pads the campus with inches of silence. Dec. 2. Dr. VVaugh's speech recital Mr. Americaf, I' Dec. 3. Excitement Buzzing. May they iive mary iee ever after. Dec. 4. I guess Buzz knew no engage- ment could last unless it was iouiit on a stone foundation. Dec. 5. Conundrum: Vvho told Mid- night Marquart to a Lowe for that kitchen window heing open? Dec. 6. Proloahiy the reason some students don,t go to church is that they don't sleep well in a strange place. Dec. 7. Annual dancing class hegins, even Boettner than ever. iDec. 8. A pretty feehie pun, that, mayioe wesii warm up hy spring. Dec. 9. Freshman stooge theme song Shoe Shine Boyf' Dec. 10. A 1 p h a P s i initiation. Shakespeare mutilated hy aspiring actors. Dc-:c.11. Dr. Frederick Schoenemann visits the campus. fA1so a less distin- guished visitor in questionable state frequents Marshall Hail at an early hour., Dec. 12. Faculty Christmas ioanquet. Dec. 13. Christmas Vespers hy can- elle-light. Dec. 14. Efficiency Mary Qtte come hack. We Herr Doktefs office hours are from Pain in the morning to Groan at night. fApo1ogies to Bill Schoon- overl. Dec. 15. Kappa and Lambda Christ- mas parties. CIF this Kappa on 1 Lamhda going to quiti. Ed,s. note: You won,t have to quit I will fire you. The next two lines are furnished hy the Ed. in order to fill up space. Page 76

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lqhe Tarkiana, 1937 Jan. 2. To all you wayward sons who had a gin-eral good time, rememher that dignity is not preserved in alcohol. dan. 3. By which we dust off our place in the old family pew at home. Jan. 4. And so t-4 to college -. Jan. 5. Woodruff arrives in town and is welcomed with waffles. Jan. 6. The strange case of the miss- ing spoonsg or, where did you eat on the night of January 6? fan. 7. Today is like the calm hetween the two halves of a hurricane. fan.8. Those spoon thieves can cer- tainly dish it out. fan. 9. Mercury hits a new low. Cold as a golddigger,s heart. fan. 10. Boyle,s theme song: Sitting on a log Ann Patton my dogf, fan.11. When a college hoy worlcs like a horse, it,s usually because every- hody rides him. fan. 12. Artists Coursef Salvi the Harpist. fan. 13. Doughty's all hurned up. After all, she's nohody,s fuel. fan. 15. Miss Schmidt Hilda party for all French students. Funl fan. 16. An uninvited guest, loy the way, is the hest thing going. fan. 17. Sunday. Buch Benny rides again. fan. 18. Exam weelc. This is only the heginninh fan.19. Miss VVaugh,s r e c i t a l, Goethe,s Mother. tan. 20. After that psych. test, we thinlc we,re in the wrong course. May- he's it ahnormal we need. Jan. 21. Weary -1 loleary -1 fearee -1. Jan. 22. Ult's all over now.H B. B. game. We talce Jewell flVlust have loeen in the cards., Jan. 23. Around the ever-hurning Olympian Torch Forum holds annual loanquet. Delovelyi Wheeler Barber Shop Q---0 Linwood Hotel Meals Q--Q Sinclair Station Hi-way No. 4 Q--0 Parr Shoe Shop Q---0 Tarkio Electric Co. Q--0 Cash is Kingv Grocery Q--0 Thompson Grocery o--Q Tarkio Oil Co. Standard Oil Products Q--0 Peterson Feed Store Q--Q Parr Beauty Shop o--Q C. G. Marti Pluinbin g-H eatin g Professional Directory Dr. J. M. Davis olo Dr. O. L. Johns Dentist Q--o Dr. C. H. Flynn, M.D. Q---Q Gerlash Sz Gerlash Attorneys-at-Law Q--o Dr. Theodore Paul Osteopathic Physician Q--Q Dr. O. E. Baird Dentist Q-io Dr. M. E. Redford, D.O. Q---Q Dr. C. M. Waugh, M.D. Page '78