Tarkio College - Tarkiana Yearbook (Tarkio, MO)

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'l'l1e Tarkiana, 1937 Nov. 13. Friday the 13th. Tarkio 21g Valley 20. VVho's superstitious. Nov.14. Tsk, tsic, Gaylord. You should have known that cataieptic doesn't mean a helper in chemistry. Nov.15. Dr. Owens here. Not that Egypt us. Very interesting church service. Nov. 16. First Taricio College hroad- cast over KMA. Nov. 17. Bill Rankin,s pooch, Penny, seems to Wag everything hehind its ears: especially if Bill takes it for a sally around the hiocic. Nov.18. Which is hianicer, the cal- endar or our head? Nov. 19. H o p e VVi1metta,s n e W glasses donst cause her to make a spec- tacie of herself'-too many sometimes do, wesve heard. Nov. 20. Fine Forum Formal froiic. Nov. 21. Godfrey,s HTearsH win hon- orahie mention at Jewel Poetry con- ference. ' Nov. 22. Up hetimes and so to church. This ioeing Sunday. Nov. 23. Diplomacy: lying in state. Nov. 24. Coffee in the evening 1-1 that is, The Coffee House. Miss Waugh entertains the cast and the crew at chicken supper. Nov. 25. The football team ceiehrates Thanksgiving early with many a deli- cate morsei at the Collins, dinner. Nov. 26. Gur scouts report one or two stalwart athletes ceieiorate after the dinner. Nov. 27. Oh well, the only reward of virtue, after ali, isavirtue. Nov. 28. After thought: Thursday was Thanksgiving. Peru Boiocats went home howling. V Nov. 29. incidentally we expect a higger if not hetter student hody after vacation'-fin terms of circumference, anyway. he Nov. 30. Back at the old grind-no, Dr. Martin, we're not in the milling iousiness. Dec. 1. Snow pads the campus with inches of silence. Dec. 2. Dr. VVaugh's speech recital Mr. Americaf, I' Dec. 3. Excitement Buzzing. May they iive mary iee ever after. Dec. 4. I guess Buzz knew no engage- ment could last unless it was iouiit on a stone foundation. Dec. 5. Conundrum: Vvho told Mid- night Marquart to a Lowe for that kitchen window heing open? Dec. 6. Proloahiy the reason some students don,t go to church is that they don't sleep well in a strange place. Dec. 7. Annual dancing class hegins, even Boettner than ever. iDec. 8. A pretty feehie pun, that, mayioe wesii warm up hy spring. Dec. 9. Freshman stooge theme song Shoe Shine Boyf' Dec. 10. A 1 p h a P s i initiation. Shakespeare mutilated hy aspiring actors. Dc-:c.11. Dr. Frederick Schoenemann visits the campus. fA1so a less distin- guished visitor in questionable state frequents Marshall Hail at an early hour., Dec. 12. Faculty Christmas ioanquet. Dec. 13. Christmas Vespers hy can- elle-light. Dec. 14. Efficiency Mary Qtte come hack. We Herr Doktefs office hours are from Pain in the morning to Groan at night. fApo1ogies to Bill Schoon- overl. Dec. 15. Kappa and Lambda Christ- mas parties. CIF this Kappa on 1 Lamhda going to quiti. Ed,s. note: You won,t have to quit I will fire you. The next two lines are furnished hy the Ed. in order to fill up space. Page 76