Tarkio College - Tarkiana Yearbook (Tarkio, MO)

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THE TARKIANA. 1936 SONGS OF LOVE fReading Across Pagel 1. I'm Putting All My Eggs in One Basket. A Little Bit Independent. Il. How'm I Doin ? -1. Goody, Goody! n. Let Yourself Go! G. You Hit the Spot! 7. Cfling to Me. 8 Isn't This a Lovely Day? 9. Oi' Thee I Sing. 10. The Thrill is Gone! 11. Love in Bloom. 12. Let's Face the Music and Dance. 123. Little Man You've Had a Busy Day. 14. The Gentleman Obviously Doesn't Believe! 15. Shipmates Forever! 16. Red Sails in the Sunset! CAMPUS BANDITS Since the beginning of time there have been bandits of various sorts. Most of the bandits were mercenary and were a serious menace to mankind, but never until the beginning of the co-educational college was banditry so rife. Most of the colleges are alike in this respect, but those that are not, are dull and unappreciated by the normal person. The banditry concerned herein is caused by the possible, but not probable nobler sex, the women of the campus. These bandits, fortunately or unfortunately for the college men, are not of the mercenary type. Their banditry consists of robbing the normal man about the campus of his right to liberty and piece of mind. What can a normal man do to protect himself against the pleasing face and form of this modern menace? Nothing! The old adage, 'Safety in numbers,' bows in defeat. Only the man who fights and runs away lives to fight another day, and who wants to fight? The technique of these bandits is remarkable in that it is simple and requires so little effort. Here is an example: A modern 'Calamity-Jane' walks along' a corridor to the exit of the building and spies her victim. She maneuvers skillfully and manag- es to meet her victim in the revolving door and now they go a1'ound together. Is it not very simple? The mercenary bandit gets her monetary reward, if she is fortunate. The bandit of this subject gets her victim's piece of mind much more easily and need not be so fortunate, if she be a normal woman. The only thing she lacks is the horse and pistol to be a modern Jesse James. Do not misunderstand please, my cause is not to prohibit this menace, but on the contrary to promote it. My slogan would be: The men-ace for more and better bandi- try. pagt ninety

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