Tarkio College - Tarkiana Yearbook (Tarkio, MO)

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ri THE TARKIANA. 1936 .,0,,,v CALENDAR APRIL 7. - Cecil confides he likes girls who stichk to their knitting-it shows their shape. APRIL 8. - This burying people alive is a grave situation. APRIL 10. Good Friday. APRIL 11. Second day of Tri-State. APRIL 12. Easter Sunday. IVe rise with the sun to attend the sunrise service and dis- cover the sun gets up too early . APRIL 13. Sigma Theta Phi becomes formal- for once. APRIL 1-1. A cynic-a place where dishes are washed. APRIL 15. Cyclones are caused by the wind go- ing down and round below, below, be- low. APRIL 16. The music department recitals. APRIL 17. McCartney thinks Einstein means one beer. APRIL 18. Kansas relays. APRIL 19. Prof. Patterson says: My wife is the Speaker of the House. APRIL 20. We still clean house. APRIL 21. We always were a family of step- ladder gymnasts. APRIL 22. Imagine the little duck's embarras- ment when he discovered his pants were down. APRIL 23. You can't advocate until you have eaten your spinach. APRIL 24. Overheard at the danceg Marvin Ster- ret: I'd ask you for this dance but all the cars are taken. APRIL 25. Lambda Sigma Tau banquet. APRIL 26. Today is Sunday. APRIL 27. Today is Monday. This is the day to hang out the wash. APRIL 28. This is embarrassing-nothing hap- pened today. APRIL 29. If something happened today, re- member it. one hundred and six CALENDAR APRIL 30. The voice department recital. MAY 1. Kappa May morning breakfast. MAY 2. Kappa banquet. MAY 3. Lovely weather we're having. fjust by way of making conversationj MAY 4. Prof. Patterson says that alimony is taxation without representation. MAY 6. No Elmer, the Three Little Pigs didn't leave home because their father was a bore, but because their mother was such a souse. MAY 7. Kathryn Kinney and Ruth Kimberlin join forces, we mean voices, in a joint recital. MAY 8. H. Henstorf gets up bright and early this morning. Well, early anyway. MAY 10. At last! Godfrey admits she's only in love with love. MAY 11. NVhenever we ask Pa for the Buick he gives us the Willys. MAY 14. The Girls' Glee Club take their turn. MAY 15. We decide to call Lee, Jr. Pilgrim because he makes such progress. MAY 16. Godfrey changes her mind Cagainj. Sisler's middle name turned out to be love. MAY 17. We have a birthday. Gettin' old en- ough that this can't happen as often as it used to. MAY 18. Exams begin! MAY 19. Millenium: There isn't a reason in the world why I can't make this hat last another season. MAY 20. Mertz thinks Thursday is the way you feel when you want a drink. MAY 22. Exams end! MAY 23. Conservatory recital. MAY 24. Baccalaureate service. MAY 25. Senior play The Youngest. MAY 26.' Alumna Banquet. MAY 27. Adios, Auf Wiedersehen, Aw Reser- voir, G'Bye. With 2 on yoi kitche COmp1. housew safer. 0111141 ,-

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CALENDAR MARCH 12. The men sponsor the all-school party. MARCH 13. Home to spring vacation and house- cleaning. MARCH 17. St. Patrick's Day. There's nothing like Irish stew. MARCH 18. Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today and you'll be a wreck in no time. MARCH 19. Spring-the time of the year when farmers and golfers do their plow- ing. MARCH 20. That must make Dr. Jameson's AAAA width shoe unconstitutional. MARCH 21. One thing about a horse, you don't have to get behind him and push. fEd. note. That is, most horses. Not Holt county horses.J MARCH 22. And they call it vacation. MARCH 24. Ye Ed. tells us to get busy. MARCH 25. The back of my hand to you sir! fEd. note. This impertinence should have been censored.J MARCH 26. The Boys' Glee UD Club take it out on the home folks. MARCH 27. Athletic Carnival. Prof. Neil very disappointed-no side shows. MARCH 28. . . Dry dock-A thirsty physician. MARCH 29. Vesper service with Dr. G. L. Robin- son conducting. MARCH 30. Busy day, Dr. Robinson conducts an Artists' Course number while the ministers pray in the Little Theatre for the Republicans convening III the Chapel. MARCH 31. . , Tarbell, the Great Eyeless Vision. Dr. George very perturbed. APRIL 1. April Fool! Dr. Boozer and Rev- Kimmelshue didn't visit the campus- APRIL 2. ' H , 5595-The Easter Rabbit Song, I 12 Putting All my Eggs in One Basket- APRIL 4. , Q The audience strummed their catal- 1'h. We like that! APRIL 5. , Billy Dick and Mai-quart S2Y,they.re going to fight a duel with fo1ls-t1n- foils. APRIL 6 Says Eastwood: If I ever Steppgd Oat on Kathryn it would be a step ln t C riot direction.

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