Tarkio College - Tarkiana Yearbook (Tarkio, MO)

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THF TARKIANA, 1936 CALENDAR JANUARY 16. Hutch finds he can't learn ALL his Psychology in one night. JANUARY 17. Leap Year party. Blizzard. Vic Brown stays in town, and How! JANUARY 18. Forum entertains royally with the an- nual banquet. JANUARY 19. At least we never had winters like this under Coolidge and Hoover. JANUARY 20. We've found a use for the depression. Make it a football bowl. JANUARY 21. Of course, the Banker's song- Alone JANUARY 22. A ne says Sweet Adeline is McCart y . the f'Battle Hymn of the Republic. JANUARY 23. Youth's reaction to the economic sit- uation is a yawn! Unless McCul- lough mentions it. JANUARY 24. Another all-school party. Blizzard. JANUARY 27. Owls bow to Maryville Bearcats. JANUARY 30. The Cardinals sort of top the Owls. JANUARY 31. The Debate squad views with alarm, and points with pride. FEBRUARY 1. The barber looks at McFarland's sleek head and asks, Haircut or just the oil changed? FEBRUARY 2. Groundhog day. No, Elmer, not ham- burger. FEBRUARY 3. A very Drury basketball game. FEBRUARY 4. Strom discovers that puppy love is the beginning of a dog's life. FEBRUARY 6. We celebrate a pal's birthday. FEBRUARY 7. The Cardinals again clean the Owls. And on the home court. FEBRUARY 8. A blizzard-but that's not news. FEBRUARY 10. Boy! can we take it. Central skins the team again. FEBRUARY 11. Those who try to see eye to eye with President Roosevelt are getting cock- eved. FEBRUARY 12. Lincoln's Birthday. FEBRUARY 13. VVe hate to say anything about this -but the Owls are defeated again by Missouri Valley. FEBRUARY 14. Yalentine's Day. 1Ve dine-progress- ively. pi e one hundred and four CALENDAR FEBRUARY 15. Schneider's theme song. Moon Over My Amy. FEBRUARY 16. Sterrett hits the new Lowe. FEBRUARY 17. Overheard in Biology: Mitosis cold. FEBRUARY 18. Coal shortage, so we move in on the gir s. FEBRUARY 19. Helen P1'ather says: Egypt me so I Assuit Him. FEBRUARY 20. A Russian is a man who sits down and dances. FEBRUARY 21. But Ted Shawn and his ensemble of men dancers stand upright and prove that Joe YVoodruff isn't the only man with a physique. FEBRUARY 22. George NVashington has a birthday and we dance to celebrate. Not the minuet. FEBRUARY 23. EXTRA! The thermometer rises to freezing. FEBRUARY 24. Doughty contracts mumps. FEBRUARY 25. Dr. R. A. Pollock on the campus. FEBRUARY 26. Italy and Japan race for the position of mistress of the seize. FEBRUARY 27. McKinley saysg She was only the gas man's daughter but wait till you meter. FEBRUARY 28. Red Letter Day. Owls beat Chilli- cothe, 45-44. FEBRUARY 29. We would strike the year when Febru- ary has an extra day. MARCH 1. Bertha is the belle of the campus be- cause she's been told so often. MARCH 2. Dr. Jameson, the domestic soul. gets house cleaning fever. MARCH 5. The porter's lullaby Red Caps in the Sunset. MARCH 6. Second night of A Doll's House. MARCH 7. Another successful recreation hour. MARCH 8. Shakespeare up to date: If music be the food of love, play Frank. MARCH 9. Alcatraz-Uncle Sam puts all his yeggs in one basket. MARCH 10. Hamlet is a little pig. MARCH 11. Epitaph for an atheist: All dressed up and no place to go. Cz MARCH 12. The menosl 1-1.- Mpflome to 5 cleaning? H 1 MlSllCPatricl like Irish S Never Put can do todl 110 time- MARCH 19. Springfth farmerS al ing- MARCH 20. That Yl'lU5t Width Sl'l09 MARCH 21. One tlllllg have t0 gel note. Tha county h0I MARCH 22. And they C MARCH 24. Ye Ed. tell MARCH 25. The back 9 note. Thi: been censo MARCH 26. The Boys' on the hor MARCH 27. Athletic C disappointe MARCH 28. Dry dock- MARCH 29. Vesper ser son conduc MARCH 30. Busy day, Artists' Cc ministers 1 for the Re Chapel. MARCH 31. Tarbell, th George vei APRIL 1. April Foo Klmmelshu APRIL 2. 2595-The uttin A1 APRIL 1. In e APRIL 5. Bllly Dick golng to f foils. APRIL 6, Says Eastv 0X1 Kathry 1'10t direct

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CALENDAR MARCH 12. The men sponsor the all-school party. MARCH 13. Home to spring vacation and house- cleaning. MARCH 17. St. Patrick's Day. There's nothing like Irish stew. MARCH 18. Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today and you'll be a wreck in no time. MARCH 19. Spring-the time of the year when farmers and golfers do their plow- ing. MARCH 20. That must make Dr. Jameson's AAAA width shoe unconstitutional. MARCH 21. One thing about a horse, you don't have to get behind him and push. fEd. note. That is, most horses. Not Holt county horses.J MARCH 22. And they call it vacation. MARCH 24. Ye Ed. tells us to get busy. MARCH 25. The back of my hand to you sir! fEd. note. This impertinence should have been censored.J MARCH 26. The Boys' Glee UD Club take it out on the home folks. MARCH 27. Athletic Carnival. Prof. Neil very disappointed-no side shows. MARCH 28. . . Dry dock-A thirsty physician. MARCH 29. Vesper service with Dr. G. L. Robin- son conducting. MARCH 30. Busy day, Dr. Robinson conducts an Artists' Course number while the ministers pray in the Little Theatre for the Republicans convening III the Chapel. MARCH 31. . , Tarbell, the Great Eyeless Vision. Dr. George very perturbed. APRIL 1. April Fool! Dr. Boozer and Rev- Kimmelshue didn't visit the campus- APRIL 2. ' H , 5595-The Easter Rabbit Song, I 12 Putting All my Eggs in One Basket- APRIL 4. , Q The audience strummed their catal- 1'h. We like that! APRIL 5. , Billy Dick and Mai-quart S2Y,they.re going to fight a duel with fo1ls-t1n- foils. APRIL 6 Says Eastwood: If I ever Steppgd Oat on Kathryn it would be a step ln t C riot direction.