Tarkio College - Tarkiana Yearbook (Tarkio, MO)

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MEAL CONTEST. CONDITIONS.-All contestants must be boarders at Marshall l-lall. Each table is to constitute a team in the contest. Head of said table to keep a record of those who are tardy at meals or absent from prayers. Such record to be audited by the Dean. The table having the fewest members tardy or absent from prayers shall constitute the winning team. Prize awarded at the end of each week: consisting of some inexpensive dainty selected by said table. Record to be read by the Dean for the edification of the con- testants. RESULT OF WEEK ENDING Nov. ZSTI-I.-Table No. 3, firstg two tardyg none absent. Table No. 4, tied with table No. 5 for second, each having six marks against it. Table no. 7 ranked next to the lowest, with fifty-six marks against fit. Table No. 8 came last with sixty-one marks. Of individual records the following are noteworthy: Frank l-lenclerson was tarcly fourteen timesg VV. l-l. Merriam, seventeen timesg Prof. Weingart, twenty-one timesg lVl. B. Giffen, twenty-nine times. CHORUS OF 4TI-I YEAR GREEK CLASS. Late! Late! so Late! Speed! will you never come? Late! Late! so Late! Are you gone on a bum? Late! Late! so Late! And not yet left the dorm! I Late! Late! so Late! Oh, Speed! you must reform. Late! Late! so Late! The tarcly bell will ring! Late! no, he 's here, arise and let us sing. -:5..

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MAXIMS FOR COLLEGE LIFE. Where 'tis bliss to be a Senior ,tis folly to be wise. The Faculty always finds some work for idle hands to do. A fool and his cuts are easily parted. Annual poets are made, not born. Man must earn his diploma by the sweat of his horse. A bald head hideth a multitude of sins. lVlary,s laugh doeth Lawrence good like a medicine. Too many cuts spoil the grade. lnsufhcient unto the day is the hash thereof. A wise Senior maketh a glad D.D., but an '06 graduate disgusteth everybody. l-le that knoweth not and knoweth not that he knoweth not is a Senior. Pass by it and turn away. The honor is in composing an original production, not in butchering another man's work. 'Tis hard for an empty head to make an HA. A little sweat upon the hunter's trail beats all the sprinkled salt upon the huntedis tail. -J. V. B. Every class has its Crisis but it never allows others to forget, no matter how trivial the thing was. It is the empty head that rattles. Three may keep a secret if they are all on the Annual Board. A stand-in with the Faculty is a continual Christmas. .. L6