Tarkio College - Tarkiana Yearbook (Tarkio, MO)

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AMERICAN REVISION. THE CHRONICLES. ATran slated in the Vul- gate as Col- lege. BPaul, whose surname was Bestor. CHAPTER I. COMIN-1 or 'run Pnnrrrns. 1. In the beginning we were Prenites and our greenness was exceeding great. We were Prepites very green. 2. This same was in the year one thousand nine. hundred and three, and our number was nigh on to a score. 3. And the priests and scribes pointed the finger of scorn at us 'and said. Can any good come out of this throng? And they mocked us, laughing, and sneered at us from every corner of the itabernacle. 4. In the days of ,,Paul we planted trees, arising early and going forth. 5. And from the assembly there arose a mighty shout and the Collegeites awoke and murmured among themselves, saying, What meaneth this great tumult in the east? And the High Priest arose and said, It is the Prepites! Let us arise and quell them. 6. So endeth the Chronicles of this same year. Selah. CHAPTER II. Frtrssuivmx. 1. Thus came the Prepites to the gates of the temple, and Io! the doors did open and they entered therein, and they called them Freshmen. 2. And the Facultatem looked upon them in wonder and said, 3. Never before hath been a class like unto this one. It entereth with,a Hourish, and showeth great ambition and naughtinessg even on the first day of the First month of the first year in which it was organized. 4. And the Collegeites said, Lo, we have this day received unto ourselves a new people, whose strength sivrpasses the strength of mountains and whose bright- ness exceedeth thc' brightness of the foliage of tl1e tropics. 5. Behold, in the days of its early gi-eenness, it placeth its colors upon the high plai-es and defendeth them with all haughtiness of spirit. 6. And the Collegeites were sore afraid and. veiled their faces with gunny sacks, and went out and stood behind the stand- pipe, and great was the fear among them. 7. They did remain under the shadow of. the stanclpipe till even time. till the going down of the sun. 8. Then with throbbing hearts and the blast of nostrils, they departed, saying, Cursed bethe day that we stood under the shadow of the standpipe. -9. Now in those days the snow did fall with great heaviness and its crystals shown with the luster of diamonds. 10. Then did the Freshmen meet with one Matthew, the publican, and straight- gay departed to the house of one named eck. 11. And there did partake of the feast CJollification,which lasted for six continu- ous hours. 12. Renewing their vows and with joy in their hearts, they departed thence at an early hour. 13. After many days they did meet again in the upper rooms of the house of one Samuel, surnamed Emmert. ' 14. And did pass pleasant hours in happy communion. 15. And it was the beginning and the end of the second year. So encleth the Chronicles of that same year. Selah. CHAPTER IH. Sorrroiwoans. 1. And it came to passthat in its third year the class was more of wonder. 2. It was theless by rnanyg yet it contendeth with its wonted vim. 3. Then the urkmalekites did hie away into the home of one Mueller, where they did partake of a feast. 4. Then the Philistines w en t and pitched their tents in the yard, and the Arnalekites said, 5. Why are ye come up against us? And they answered, To bind Simpson are we come up. 6. Know ye then that we did prevail, for the locked door was our refuge and strength. 7. Verily, verily, we say unto you. that it shall come to pass in the hour of our graduation we shall attain great honors. S, And they shall speak of us, say- ing, Great was their gl or y, for they strove without ceasing. 9. And it was the beginning and nearly the end of the third year. So endeth the Chronicles that same year. Selah. .-43. CTranslated in the Tal- mud as Banquet. .Jn the Sep iuagint Sopho- mores-