Tarkio College - Tarkiana Yearbook (Tarkio, MO)

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MAY. ll ' 'X-' J N-fi' X - 'A u 1 ss 'if' K'-fLff'?El2KHfL3 s-' 'A May l.- Owls Roost treated to May laaslcets. ,f fx if ' QC K. Q . A 41 F5 L 'I 17 9 5 -I 5 May 4.-Prof. Beyer appears on crutches. gg, 253 55, -15 Ano QE, Prospects for comm crop, good. May 5.-Vtfhere s Tarkiana? 55 bail? UMA : f luff ll May 8.-May Morning Breakfast. flllv J ' ' ' , f 110 May l4.-May Pole Party. 1' : - . . - E3 -. -' m I May 21-Graduating recital, Eathel Woods ff U Lx lg , Q 1 Eiga ll' . May 30.-Memorial Day. .L ii ff-ff ff A77 ,,,,,W., M.-,C fllljgg M May 3l.-Cnlee Club Concert. JUNE. June 7.-Presidents Reception to Senio g d ,E Class. 1 -, T gl 'Y' W june 8.-Reunion prayer meeting, Y. W. C, 'gg -,-0 ? A. ancl Y. M. C. A. YYQXOIRNQANX f 'GGOYK June 9.-Annual Concert. , , , ' June IO.-Sabbath, 3:30 p. m., Ba'- 5 My 14 NE calaureate Sermon. :Roses :gg-E' June l0.-Sabbath, 8 p. rn., sermon he j V123 fore Christian Associations. 5 A June ll.-8 p. m., reunion programs ani .' receptions by Literary Societies. , ' -1 Z4 June l2.-9 a. m., Annual Meeting cf' 2 ,3-M f 1' Boarol of Directors. ,XA . - June IZ.-I0 a. m., Field Day. '? U ',, June IZ.-8 p. m., Class Night. V uxwuq'-QfuNS IQ June l3.-Alumni Reunion and Program. ' ,lune I4.-IO a. rn., Commencement Exercises. June I4.-8:30 p. m., Oratorical Contest ancl closing of spring term. .-ff Wil' - ra i A - - 139- . O

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mm . QP I.: .- ,. e f f TESTS FOR CLASSATES. 4 - get Fill a clean test tube half full of distilled water. Add a few grains of amorphous studentate and heat carefully in the Bunsen Hame. When dissolved remove from the flame and add a little society acetate. If a green cloud forms you may be sure that some of the Prep element is present. Now add sparingly any silicate of knowledge and Si-Senioride will crystalize out and unite in pairs, forming a lustrous solid. Pour the liquid into another test tube, and add a few drops of concentrated class spiriatic acid and watch carefully for results. You must mix a little gray matter at this point in the ex- periment or you will miss the finer reactions. You will observe a pale olive colored gas given off which may be detected as Freshmanganate by its pungent odor. No reaction is noted to indicate the presence of a Junior element, but a yellowish precipitate is formed which turns blue litmus paper red and proves it to be the insoluable Sophomorium. Next carefully filter the solution to remove all impurities, pour in one drop of the oil of mid- night and the oil will take on a brilliant ruby tint which indicates that the Junior element is present in its purity. TO SUSIE. Susie was a Senior, Last hour she sleptg Teacher walcened Susie, Susie nearly wept: Susie, wake up. Susie was so sleepy, Susie slept again, Susie's always sleeping, Teacher called out then: Susie, wake up! Some day, little Susie, 'Oo can sleep a lotg 'N 'en when teacher wakes you You needn't get so hot: Susie! wake! I up! I li' -131-

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f 'H' a .. .. f 4 'F r .....,mu5F1i: L GLEANINGS or STRAY BITS or WISDOM. - Tom Anderson fat the tablej-'LWhat would I be if rolled out? ' Emma Wonderly fin Zoologyb- Does it swim out of the water? Prof. Brown- What is a good synonym for the expression, 'They grasped each other-'s hands?' Luella fearnestlyj-uThey clasped each otheris handsf' Bess Brown was heard to remark as she climbed the stairs, HI wish I had some 'Buddy' to help mef' In the Greek room- Miss Thompson, did you ever encourage anyone?,' Jeanette Murchy ftranslatingl-i'She shall have him all the day. Professor- Now, Miss Murchy, will you have him, or will he have you?,' Miss Murchy Ccontinuing the translation and blushing vividlyj- I-le will have her all the day. It is better so. Prof. Brown- Next, Mr. Crawford. Crawford- I 'll pass. Prof. Brown-HI don't know about that, Mr. Crawford. Millier- Psychology is the systematic description and explanation of the phenomena of cussedness Gas suchf H Who would have thought that Miss Cniffen would say that a slight noise in the ear of a sleeper Nsounded like thunder? lkey Cin Zoologyj- Aren't there lots of microbes that we canit see with the telescope 9 H Mrs. Ross fat tablej--NI am going to tell a story without a moral. Speed- Why, Mrs. Ross, I didnit think that you would tell an immoral story. Heard at a boarding house. Student- Prof, McMullen says that he wasn't a mathematical prodigy while in college. Miss England-'iwhy didnit you ask him how much two and two make? . Mrs. Guthrie- He evidently thinks that one and one make a couple. Prof. Brown-'EI always planned to go to Greece, but I never expected to go the way I am now going. V Bobby Mueller fin Jerry's rooml- Come in, Jerry, and make your home to selff' Professor- Mr, Calhoun, what adjective would you think appropriate to use with seyesagys I V Cal. fmeditativelyj-'sl..et me see. I'm sure I don't know. Oh, yes, of course! Glad fejyfejsf' Marshall l-lall m0ttO-ssUDSSlHShH6SS f???D l l Courtesy f??Q l l Psychology lecture. Moral: Don't feed Prof. McMullen orange ice creamf' - 133 -