Tarkio College - Tarkiana Yearbook (Tarkio, MO)

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J.- Not for a week anyway?', l...-'LAll right, I won't tell her for a week. Mr. Colvin gets I-lessie and goes to the party. After one week Laura tells Hessie CHAPTER 7. Mr. Cxiffen fin Kansas Cityj- C1ee! Prank, isn't she pretty? and l-lessie told me. re' N... . , 2.125 , -55? -V 1.534 if Frank- Yes, kinder. Speed- Come on now, she 's just a beauty. Frank- I expect she is. Speed- Say.,' Frank- What? Speed- Let is stay here. Prank- You can if you want to, l'm not going to. Landlord-mlihereis to be dance here to-night in the hotel. I,m sorry you people Wonit be here. Esther,- Don't tell Speed or he '11 spend the day at a dancing school and never come to Tarkio any more. CHAPTER 1. Prof. McMullen- A-a-hem, hemf, Speed fasidel- Cough syrup! McMullen- A-a-hem-hem, hemf' Frank fdittol- Cough drops! lVlclVlullen--HA-hem, hem, hem. Bert V. fin a whisper of continual a-hemj. McMullen-'LA-hem-hem, a-hem. Mary Ann- That makes l48 times during this psych recitation this morning. Put it down for the annual. CHAPTER 273M. Prof. Brown-Miss Boyer, are you the class poet?,' Susie C-zuicklvl- No, sir. J. V. B.- Then who is? fRepeated dailyj. CHAPTER. Y. Mrs. A. to Emily P.- If this were to-morrow I 'd ask you to come down and get doughnutsf' Emily-- Why not come to-morrow?,' ' SOITLC Emily to H.-'4You folks always have such good things to eat at your house I wish you'd invite me over to supper some time. CHAPTER 34. HMy Own to My, in a letter--HI wouldnit carry a bird from Pittsburgh to Tarkio for anybody. Yours, UMY OWN.,' When he arrived he carried with him a bird surnamed Taftytwo and all for the love of a girl. Hans- Veil, vot you tink I vas, shust to look at me? RL1be- Waal, naow, I reckon you all looks a whole lot like a Junior judging from the loc-ks of yer head. I see it hain't begun to swell yetf' Hans-'4Dot is vot I iss and you iss a wise man. Well, after so many Huctuations of affection and so many intricate variations of the time rate, intensity and scope of the flow of the stream of consciousness, they were happily united in the bonds of matriniony and most happily did they live forever and ever tlll We meet again. Adieu. - 123 -

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il lr if . Ali . QQ: 1 f 'Z N CHAPTER I 7. Wilhelm- Vell, you tinks dot nothings vas happening already yet on dot college hill. I vill tell you shust now you vas shust about right, but you don't know very much about it. Pat- Begorra! You call me a nignoramous. I '11 he after callin' ye a Senior. Wilhelm- Vell, vat is der difference? We iss even now, let 's quitf' CHAPTER 37. as the lights were Hickeringl : VV ould that the gentle ghost, In whom I put my trust, Would come with deathly host And raise a little dust. Ghost- lm here, thou guileless What wilt thou have of me? I'1l do all that I can To make a poet of thee. Oh! Oh! .Ohl Ohln Ghost-H ,Tis this belief alone That makes me always glad ' Of mortals, every one, Save thee all niake me sad. T. P. B. fsleepily man, T. P. B.- Chl T. P. B.- Ol-1! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Excuse me! CHAPTER 23. Prof. Lamson fwalking thru the zoo taking off his hat to apej- Well, I reckon you 're some of my ancestors. Mrs. Ape fputting on her spectaclesb- Well I hope not. CHAPTER 3. Saturday morning. Mr. Colvin- Miss Craig, will you accept the pleasure of my company to the party at Sue Stevenson's Saturday night? l-lessie- Yes, indeedyf' Saturday evening: Mr. Colvin rings Whitnell's doorbell. Mr. Whitnell answers. Mr. Colvin-- Is Miss Boyd here? Mr. 'Vvhitnell- Yes, I'll call her.', Laura comes clown, They talk and talk. an intelligent looking 9 o,c1ock. Mr. Colvin-Hl:'on't you think We'd better go? Laura--HGo where?', Tamie--HTO the partyf, l. aura-- VK hat party? ianie-- Chl I--H Laura-HYou what? Jamie1 l ,ve come to the wrong house. Laura- W here were you to go? ll.- For Miss Craig. L.-HVlfhat! J.-ul can't go now. L.- You 'll have to. .-- I iust can't do it.', .-- Yes, you can. ,T L J.-- You v'on't tell her, will you? Chl I Ques not H - 122 - 55611 SQW ZQQ ! ' , L.-- . .. S . G ova ' lg.-. , H-i ' Y ' 'E'f '5 W 1' if l in-'v -. f QB-1 '

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SEPTEMBER. September l2.-Opening of fall term. V 'xTfTf',.. Z, h Rev. C. C-. Brelos, pastor of th Ch't' ,IL nl 'E Church, gave the opening address one'sTheI?iill H rl - rl 'dke 5 orbea Man. ig? ,ll ' 5 ,fi ,. -7 jf, f , ., - ellie If September l-4.-Rain! Reception to stu- dents at U. P. Church. September l6.-Reception to new students ' by the Christian Associations. 'A September l8.-Open meetings of A. l... S. and C. l... S. September l9.- Three Deepi' on Campus. September 22.-First issue of the Phoenix appeared. Septerfber 24.-Rev. McBride addressed A I , 1 IX Z . liffn l l J f fl- X I ,Q ! 1 -i f , 6-f Y. M. C. A. l September 25.-Football practice. OCTOBER. October 2.-Misses l-lessie Craig, Elizabeth Anderson and Ethel Downing enter- tained. William Jewell defeats Tarkio. October 4.-Prof. Mueller made a chapel speech, uDon't Drive on Campusff uDon,t play ball on the campusf, The new walk was finished and '07 imprinted. October 6.-Chapel announcements: Senior class meetingg Freshman class meet- ing. Birds of a feather go mit themselves. Prof. McMullen: I might just say - l Dr. returns from his bum on the freight. Y. M. C. A. party at Prof. Brown's. The boys say it was fine. ,X October 8.-Open meetings. Rain! l I October 9.-Prof. Brown ordered an extra amount of corlcscrews. October IO.-Dr. made a chapel speech, 'ADon't waste your time studyingf, Mrs. Ross Q- made a speech at Marshall l-lall. Don,t pick . your teeth at the table. HPut your grub into ff.. . your face, not into your pocketf, Speed ate -X1 ls Pg Mrs. Ross' piece of pie, etc. j ' f October l6.-Prof. Mueller's second re- M W! cital. Rain! Rain!! of iff ' October I 7.-Susie Boyer Hhumiliatesv Prof. -fl Q 40 f -,f Brown. First number on lecture course. I 0 M -,EZ Rosattils band. Prof. McMullen took a girl. N .W E- X 'fi October l8.-Prof. McMullen,s lecture to 'E ' , 159 Psych class on HPresent Day Etiquettef, ' D ' October I9.-Freshies take a stroll and leave their Hmarkn on the stand pipe. All in by 9 olclock. Q .7 Qv f if , f Y j - haf ' f it 1 4' -. ' f f iff! , L -i r brtrtltbsmw rift C3'. :+,g ,..'fr faf . f.l 2' . L :l tr N '. 1 ww I I l 1 i Q Q 2l1, l.r,l , 'a zlg , 1 We F' -15' it 1 ' 19 -X xX?:f 'sk .. remit.- xr est . October 30.-Hallowe, October 24.-Prof. Beyer couldn't meet morning classes becauses he was suffering with neuralgia. Sophomore ban'- -'uet at Prof. Mueller'5. October 26.- Rules for Freshmen distributed and posted. Margaret Cxiffen occupied the Cureelc chair. frlqhe Junior class is where you find the learned ladiesb. Preshies scraped the town to get their reps out of sight. October 27.-.After chapel Dr. gives the football squad some needed advice. The boys leave for Columbia on the freight. en party at Marshall Hall fco-educationalj. October 3l.-Down town l-lallowe'en party at the home of F. S. Travis. Grub superfine. Went home at twelve. fYoung girls onlyl. Chapel led by Miss Martin, of India.