Tarkio College - Tarkiana Yearbook (Tarkio, MO)

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il lr if . Ali . QQ: 1 f 'Z N CHAPTER I 7. Wilhelm- Vell, you tinks dot nothings vas happening already yet on dot college hill. I vill tell you shust now you vas shust about right, but you don't know very much about it. Pat- Begorra! You call me a nignoramous. I '11 he after callin' ye a Senior. Wilhelm- Vell, vat is der difference? We iss even now, let 's quitf' CHAPTER 37. as the lights were Hickeringl : VV ould that the gentle ghost, In whom I put my trust, Would come with deathly host And raise a little dust. Ghost- lm here, thou guileless What wilt thou have of me? I'1l do all that I can To make a poet of thee. Oh! Oh! .Ohl Ohln Ghost-H ,Tis this belief alone That makes me always glad ' Of mortals, every one, Save thee all niake me sad. T. P. B. fsleepily man, T. P. B.- Chl T. P. B.- Ol-1! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Excuse me! CHAPTER 23. Prof. Lamson fwalking thru the zoo taking off his hat to apej- Well, I reckon you 're some of my ancestors. Mrs. Ape fputting on her spectaclesb- Well I hope not. CHAPTER 3. Saturday morning. Mr. Colvin- Miss Craig, will you accept the pleasure of my company to the party at Sue Stevenson's Saturday night? l-lessie- Yes, indeedyf' Saturday evening: Mr. Colvin rings Whitnell's doorbell. Mr. Whitnell answers. Mr. Colvin-- Is Miss Boyd here? Mr. 'Vvhitnell- Yes, I'll call her.', Laura comes clown, They talk and talk. an intelligent looking 9 o,c1ock. Mr. Colvin-Hl:'on't you think We'd better go? Laura--HGo where?', Tamie--HTO the partyf, l. aura-- VK hat party? ianie-- Chl I--H Laura-HYou what? Jamie1 l ,ve come to the wrong house. Laura- W here were you to go? ll.- For Miss Craig. L.-HVlfhat! J.-ul can't go now. L.- You 'll have to. .-- I iust can't do it.', .-- Yes, you can. ,T L J.-- You v'on't tell her, will you? Chl I Ques not H - 122 - 55611 SQW ZQQ ! ' , L.-- . .. S . G ova ' lg.-. , H-i ' Y ' 'E'f '5 W 1' if l in-'v -. f QB-1 '

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LIFE ON THE SEA IS NOT ALL A DREAM. A Novel by Jerusha Dumkopf. AUTHoR's PREFACE. This story is written for the sole purpose of filling up space. The author makes no apology for it, has nothing to clo but write novels. In trusting the following tender bark on untriecl waves of the reacleris whims, the author is cloing you a great favor. It is hoped that you will appreciate this production for you never have seen a specimen from the above mentioned author's pen and you will never have another such opportunity. Per- haps it will grieve you lo know that I am cleacl ancl buried and any criticism made on this novel will be wasted on the clesert air. INTRODUCTION. Mr. Reacler, allow me to present Miss 'iLife on the Sea is Not All a Dreamf' I am sure you will soon fall in love with each other. ,, T2 3 I ' , I f . X I tl I fx. X QQ 1 +I ,I 'ual Illlfiin I X I nmymh hapnwni pineal X I rm fl ll'l'I ' I -W- ' M? Q sm- llfrm II' Q E32 ' FW 4--1't---'- -We Ill' W ..,.sA'4k. N t v, ' J fig! nlligff- miam i ii f r - 'rf fm- E 1. It 1- - view - - eff? WX . - : W 'tx 1 I' '12--2, 'if f -1 14.21.5362 '. - - - ' , ' c'T,LQffi?ffe33a 1 - - - . - -1:5-:L g-ii-is 'I V 1:1 i.:-.-fgfi, ' V' - .. ' AH! HE IS cows nws wane AIONE, A PHOE owe EVENING GAVLY yrrtoo? ADQWNTHE STKE ET T0 rauYA'rEANI, HEUROVE Away MUST OLE EFU.LLyg THE WILD BEAST5 soFTLkj CRIEL1 TI-1EN'c,EE'To'HAw'5AIu SECJVETLV vvE'nE Ivo'r SEQuRELy TUED' Nowuunrw new THEYTIE F '5K'l5Um3 1 REQKQN WE'LL HAVE A moz, 1 1 WTON qsun I-Ia11vfIvHDNf9IQu'C'C THINGS ARE NOTALWAHS ASTHEVSEEM. .To M WAS Afwqprggzu 50 M-x'mAI0THLyLkRuN RNDHIDF, .I I M If 'TOMNWWASA B!-XD,f5AD130y. J X K -Tommy WASABAQBAD 505'- , N f I qi living!-, W D' pa ii, 5 QMANJMJA QQ. 'Ir gy E El H 9 ' 3. JVM J ill!! aan I 4,3232 In a t Mwaa :fi 'Q' ' I-,III .I'1I'frw', LM, I ll ,, ,, I ull I ,f ' I-MI 'I,l,,IAlI,gAI ' QV -3, ,ey QI W I'- 'l,'IqIIl1,7lI,vu,'I,-ILII 1 ' Q ,l1ll f,.,'.IllgI, MM r 4 1 - I No UIQ-Ii nn. -.II III-l',I-,VI-!1I'I ,snag Ie T I p 7 zur., L6 9 4-T'4'4431'3'5?'A'x L53 EILLEU :a::- , If ,J 2 'III W X, W,!I,IgIII , 3 jf if fgflfij, Q-ii' p- W rf- ,I ,,,, pu: V. -, ,,, MI,-M -,IfffI,fIy-4ft'Wf2i,'f',IIli- V ' 1' 'Ig jf .fi ' if -A in ' f' yt 4 ,f .I-9 fr-' QQ--I TS-1?-Q1 I fr' w JV ' Q -Y.,, es: -- YQ, Ll , Qg:gQ'rIf -' ggs,gg,L, efef1'afgE2t-5 for 5, :Lange T-.a31?1'fIf' C - sf ff- f-1 -F- ,W .Jef--,.- - . 1.2.1-1 1-- 5 'ti-lift E- j'7jVldg ,Igor V 4 Guan rIesat4.I1-Iowa, Tammy any ADOWN.ATHWAR'IfANDBhCK AGAIN' X' ' I:-fL 't , ' -' Q- qw wow 'MH NEVER SMASH nuNIvm1.Iwo swam-.Ivo ANUCfl1LL0PINC'0N mourvo -rnsemuven oowervws STREET QEA LIFRIIJ, Suftiuj THE! IEIITH ARE oorvr 'Tommy vvAsArsnQBIxD.B0v ,IIr,p,m ,rw Home Haw svvss -r 'vwauto me Tum penn sto Lwgrzy nnnwro its .Soooww rue svrierr RIGHT IvIsnrIIIJ-I 1'rIcuoft5EbI'1fIN mnomsro as ' 'PIII-nmy wus A r3nn,I1,no,aay.' I -121- DR LITTLE GUUD THEy'U.Ias 1-Q 'IW AND save you LITTLE yxsrl, Tummy!-5 1,011-Ioro BE A own Boyuow f

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J.- Not for a week anyway?', l...-'LAll right, I won't tell her for a week. Mr. Colvin gets I-lessie and goes to the party. After one week Laura tells Hessie CHAPTER 7. Mr. Cxiffen fin Kansas Cityj- C1ee! Prank, isn't she pretty? and l-lessie told me. re' N... . , 2.125 , -55? -V 1.534 if Frank- Yes, kinder. Speed- Come on now, she 's just a beauty. Frank- I expect she is. Speed- Say.,' Frank- What? Speed- Let is stay here. Prank- You can if you want to, l'm not going to. Landlord-mlihereis to be dance here to-night in the hotel. I,m sorry you people Wonit be here. Esther,- Don't tell Speed or he '11 spend the day at a dancing school and never come to Tarkio any more. CHAPTER 1. Prof. McMullen- A-a-hem, hemf, Speed fasidel- Cough syrup! McMullen- A-a-hem-hem, hemf' Frank fdittol- Cough drops! lVlclVlullen--HA-hem, hem, hem. Bert V. fin a whisper of continual a-hemj. McMullen-'LA-hem-hem, a-hem. Mary Ann- That makes l48 times during this psych recitation this morning. Put it down for the annual. CHAPTER 273M. Prof. Brown-Miss Boyer, are you the class poet?,' Susie C-zuicklvl- No, sir. J. V. B.- Then who is? fRepeated dailyj. CHAPTER. Y. Mrs. A. to Emily P.- If this were to-morrow I 'd ask you to come down and get doughnutsf' Emily-- Why not come to-morrow?,' ' SOITLC Emily to H.-'4You folks always have such good things to eat at your house I wish you'd invite me over to supper some time. CHAPTER 34. HMy Own to My, in a letter--HI wouldnit carry a bird from Pittsburgh to Tarkio for anybody. Yours, UMY OWN.,' When he arrived he carried with him a bird surnamed Taftytwo and all for the love of a girl. Hans- Veil, vot you tink I vas, shust to look at me? RL1be- Waal, naow, I reckon you all looks a whole lot like a Junior judging from the loc-ks of yer head. I see it hain't begun to swell yetf' Hans-'4Dot is vot I iss and you iss a wise man. Well, after so many Huctuations of affection and so many intricate variations of the time rate, intensity and scope of the flow of the stream of consciousness, they were happily united in the bonds of matriniony and most happily did they live forever and ever tlll We meet again. Adieu. - 123 -