Tarkio College - Tarkiana Yearbook (Tarkio, MO)

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LIFE ON THE SEA IS NOT ALL A DREAM. A Novel by Jerusha Dumkopf. AUTHoR's PREFACE. This story is written for the sole purpose of filling up space. The author makes no apology for it, has nothing to clo but write novels. In trusting the following tender bark on untriecl waves of the reacleris whims, the author is cloing you a great favor. It is hoped that you will appreciate this production for you never have seen a specimen from the above mentioned author's pen and you will never have another such opportunity. Per- haps it will grieve you lo know that I am cleacl ancl buried and any criticism made on this novel will be wasted on the clesert air. INTRODUCTION. Mr. Reacler, allow me to present Miss 'iLife on the Sea is Not All a Dreamf' I am sure you will soon fall in love with each other. ,, T2 3 I ' , I f . X I tl I fx. X QQ 1 +I ,I 'ual Illlfiin I X I nmymh hapnwni pineal X I rm fl ll'l'I ' I -W- ' M? Q sm- llfrm II' Q E32 ' FW 4--1't---'- -We Ill' W ..,.sA'4k. N t v, ' J fig! nlligff- miam i ii f r - 'rf fm- E 1. It 1- - view - - eff? WX . - : W 'tx 1 I' '12--2, 'if f -1 14.21.5362 '. - - - ' , ' c'T,LQffi?ffe33a 1 - - - . - -1:5-:L g-ii-is 'I V 1:1 i.:-.-fgfi, ' V' - .. ' AH! HE IS cows nws wane AIONE, A PHOE owe EVENING GAVLY yrrtoo? ADQWNTHE STKE ET T0 rauYA'rEANI, HEUROVE Away MUST OLE EFU.LLyg THE WILD BEAST5 soFTLkj CRIEL1 TI-1EN'c,EE'To'HAw'5AIu SECJVETLV vvE'nE Ivo'r SEQuRELy TUED' Nowuunrw new THEYTIE F '5K'l5Um3 1 REQKQN WE'LL HAVE A moz, 1 1 WTON qsun I-Ia11vfIvHDNf9IQu'C'C THINGS ARE NOTALWAHS ASTHEVSEEM. .To M WAS Afwqprggzu 50 M-x'mAI0THLyLkRuN RNDHIDF, .I I M If 'TOMNWWASA B!-XD,f5AD130y. J X K -Tommy WASABAQBAD 505'- , N f I qi living!-, W D' pa ii, 5 QMANJMJA QQ. 'Ir gy E El H 9 ' 3. JVM J ill!! aan I 4,3232 In a t Mwaa :fi 'Q' ' I-,III .I'1I'frw', LM, I ll ,, ,, I ull I ,f ' I-MI 'I,l,,IAlI,gAI ' QV -3, ,ey QI W I'- 'l,'IqIIl1,7lI,vu,'I,-ILII 1 ' Q ,l1ll f,.,'.IllgI, MM r 4 1 - I No UIQ-Ii nn. -.II III-l',I-,VI-!1I'I ,snag Ie T I p 7 zur., L6 9 4-T'4'4431'3'5?'A'x L53 EILLEU :a::- , If ,J 2 'III W X, W,!I,IgIII , 3 jf if fgflfij, Q-ii' p- W rf- ,I ,,,, pu: V. -, ,,, MI,-M -,IfffI,fIy-4ft'Wf2i,'f',IIli- V ' 1' 'Ig jf .fi ' if -A in ' f' yt 4 ,f .I-9 fr-' QQ--I TS-1?-Q1 I fr' w JV ' Q -Y.,, es: -- YQ, Ll , Qg:gQ'rIf -' ggs,gg,L, efef1'afgE2t-5 for 5, :Lange T-.a31?1'fIf' C - sf ff- f-1 -F- ,W .Jef--,.- - . 1.2.1-1 1-- 5 'ti-lift E- j'7jVldg ,Igor V 4 Guan rIesat4.I1-Iowa, Tammy any ADOWN.ATHWAR'IfANDBhCK AGAIN' X' ' I:-fL 't , ' -' Q- qw wow 'MH NEVER SMASH nuNIvm1.Iwo swam-.Ivo ANUCfl1LL0PINC'0N mourvo -rnsemuven oowervws STREET QEA LIFRIIJ, Suftiuj THE! IEIITH ARE oorvr 'Tommy vvAsArsnQBIxD.B0v ,IIr,p,m ,rw Home Haw svvss -r 'vwauto me Tum penn sto Lwgrzy nnnwro its .Soooww rue svrierr RIGHT IvIsnrIIIJ-I 1'rIcuoft5EbI'1fIN mnomsro as ' 'PIII-nmy wus A r3nn,I1,no,aay.' I -121- DR LITTLE GUUD THEy'U.Ias 1-Q 'IW AND save you LITTLE yxsrl, Tummy!-5 1,011-Ioro BE A own Boyuow f

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XGLOSSARY F OR MARSHALL HALL MENU. Saw-dust . . . Oats. ..... . Baled l-lay ..., Shorts ........ lVIellin's Food .... Porous Plaster .7 Review of Reviews Mission Study ..... Church and S. S .... Dog ........... Ground Hog . .. Tommy Toes Spuds ..... Fodder .... Tri-daily. ........ . Evaporates ........... Lolly-gigger fblackj . . . Lolly-gigger Credj Lolly-gigger fyellowj .... Force ...............Uatmeal . .Shredded Wheat Biscuit ..,.......CTlYal 1Ell'1'1 Mush ....Puffecl Rice , . . . PaDCakCS ..........l-lash ........Roast Beef . . . .Bacon and Liver . . . . .Canned Beef . . . .Sausage . . .TOHIHLOCS . . , .Potatoes Cabbage Apple Sauce Dried Apples, Peaches, etc ...............Apple .,.........Cranberry .............,Pumpkin Apple Nothing a la Spanked Cream ..................,.. Butter Sauce Butter ....,..,................BakedApples andWhippedCream. Walking Stick of Existence ....................... Bread. I-lard Tack ......... 4 . . .... .... C orn Bread. Mary Anns ......... ........ C1 inger Cakes. Evaporated Pies ..... . . .Dried Apple Pies, etc. Cosmopolitan Pie. . . . ........... Mince Pie. Bullets ........... ................... T apioca. Corn Bread, a la Goo. . . . .Brown Pudding with hard Sauce Poultice .....,.... ..................... M ush. Salve .... ..... ......... B L itter. Sarcasm . . . . . .Cabbage Salad. Nectar ...... ..,..., W ater. Extract of Quinine .... Tea. Brine .... '. if ' . . . Coffee. Bobbies .... . . Crackers. 120

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il lr if . Ali . QQ: 1 f 'Z N CHAPTER I 7. Wilhelm- Vell, you tinks dot nothings vas happening already yet on dot college hill. I vill tell you shust now you vas shust about right, but you don't know very much about it. Pat- Begorra! You call me a nignoramous. I '11 he after callin' ye a Senior. Wilhelm- Vell, vat is der difference? We iss even now, let 's quitf' CHAPTER 37. as the lights were Hickeringl : VV ould that the gentle ghost, In whom I put my trust, Would come with deathly host And raise a little dust. Ghost- lm here, thou guileless What wilt thou have of me? I'1l do all that I can To make a poet of thee. Oh! Oh! .Ohl Ohln Ghost-H ,Tis this belief alone That makes me always glad ' Of mortals, every one, Save thee all niake me sad. T. P. B. fsleepily man, T. P. B.- Chl T. P. B.- Ol-1! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Excuse me! CHAPTER 23. Prof. Lamson fwalking thru the zoo taking off his hat to apej- Well, I reckon you 're some of my ancestors. Mrs. Ape fputting on her spectaclesb- Well I hope not. CHAPTER 3. Saturday morning. Mr. Colvin- Miss Craig, will you accept the pleasure of my company to the party at Sue Stevenson's Saturday night? l-lessie- Yes, indeedyf' Saturday evening: Mr. Colvin rings Whitnell's doorbell. Mr. Whitnell answers. Mr. Colvin-- Is Miss Boyd here? Mr. 'Vvhitnell- Yes, I'll call her.', Laura comes clown, They talk and talk. an intelligent looking 9 o,c1ock. Mr. Colvin-Hl:'on't you think We'd better go? Laura--HGo where?', Tamie--HTO the partyf, l. aura-- VK hat party? ianie-- Chl I--H Laura-HYou what? Jamie1 l ,ve come to the wrong house. Laura- W here were you to go? ll.- For Miss Craig. L.-HVlfhat! J.-ul can't go now. L.- You 'll have to. .-- I iust can't do it.', .-- Yes, you can. ,T L J.-- You v'on't tell her, will you? Chl I Ques not H - 122 - 55611 SQW ZQQ ! ' , L.-- . .. S . G ova ' lg.-. , H-i ' Y ' 'E'f '5 W 1' if l in-'v -. f QB-1 '