Tarkio College - Tarkiana Yearbook (Tarkio, MO)

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CLIPPINGS. LLOYD SIMPSON. Lenox New Times, March 28. ' The small towns find in the traveling trcups a source of growing menace. Last week our town was invaded by a lawless crowd of singers. One of them, a short, thick set, and thoroughly impudent looking individual, put in an appearance at the livery barn, and demanded a team. The cautious proprietor was corrpelled to ask him for references. He reluctantly gave the name of Miss Margaret Murchy, who enthus- iastically vouched for the singer's character. But our llveryman did not show himself over-cautious. l-lis course is to be commended, and more of this spirit would clear the country of petty brigandage. ANNOUNCEMENT. Tarlfio Avanlrznche, May I5. The Senior class have decided after much consultation to ntake this remarkable offer to the students of Tarkio College: To each one who will pay in full his back subscription to the Phoenix, one ticket will be given for every twenty-five cents of the amount, on the great raffle which will take place one week before class day. The pcssessors of the lucky numbers will be given their choice of the beautiful white woolen jerseys and waists, thoroughly shrgnk, which were worn by the members of the present Senior class. As will doubtless be remembered they were much prized by the class and we feel that it should be a great inducement to pay your subscription as a spirit of sincerity and fairness. When the lucky numbers have been displayed a week previous to class day if there are any of the articles unclaimed, they will be sent in the next missionary box to the Freedmen. Creston Advertiser. DR. W. A. STEWART'S HAIR VIGOR AND DANDRUFF CURE. Absolutely warranted to check falling hair, and to cure dandruff. Restores gray hair to all the rich, dark color of early life. Dr. Stewart has completed this discovery only after years- of research, and cheerfully recommends it to all who are threatened with baldness. Testimonials given upon request. ceonce s. JM. Westboro Enterprise, Nov. 8, l905. LOST.-Suit case, containing l lb. country butter, 2 bunches celery. a glass of grape jell, besides a blue silk shirt waist, and 2 white lawn waists, together with num- erous ribbons, collars, etc. Suit case supposed to have been taken from the train bv a gentleman fin mistake for his ownl, as one was left in the train which contained- nothing of value to a lady. The owner of the one which was taken offers a liberal reward for its return, and would be glad of any information about the one who took it. If the edibles have been disposed of, the other articles would be most gratefully received. Return to Miss Coggins, Westboro, Iowa. Phoenix, Sept., l905. The Board of Editors has recently purchased a quantity of second-hand jokes and old chestnuts which will appear in succeeding issues of the magazine. MARGARET MURCHY. Creston Cent Circulator. A remarkable operation has just been successfully performed, and Dr. S- is to be congratulated over the results. The case was that of a young lady with a rather abnormal hump on her nose, and by burning and operating on it in various ways from time to time, he has finally succeeded in rerroving it. The young lady is highly de- lighted with the success of the operation, and is now looking forward, after graduating from college, to a career as an actress, one which has always had attractions for her, but which she never before felt that she could undertake. - 118 -

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XGLOSSARY F OR MARSHALL HALL MENU. Saw-dust . . . Oats. ..... . Baled l-lay ..., Shorts ........ lVIellin's Food .... Porous Plaster .7 Review of Reviews Mission Study ..... Church and S. S .... Dog ........... Ground Hog . .. Tommy Toes Spuds ..... Fodder .... Tri-daily. ........ . Evaporates ........... Lolly-gigger fblackj . . . Lolly-gigger Credj Lolly-gigger fyellowj .... Force ...............Uatmeal . .Shredded Wheat Biscuit ..,.......CTlYal 1Ell'1'1 Mush ....Puffecl Rice , . . . PaDCakCS ..........l-lash ........Roast Beef . . . .Bacon and Liver . . . . .Canned Beef . . . .Sausage . . .TOHIHLOCS . . , .Potatoes Cabbage Apple Sauce Dried Apples, Peaches, etc ...............Apple .,.........Cranberry .............,Pumpkin Apple Nothing a la Spanked Cream ..................,.. Butter Sauce Butter ....,..,................BakedApples andWhippedCream. Walking Stick of Existence ....................... Bread. I-lard Tack ......... 4 . . .... .... C orn Bread. Mary Anns ......... ........ C1 inger Cakes. Evaporated Pies ..... . . .Dried Apple Pies, etc. Cosmopolitan Pie. . . . ........... Mince Pie. Bullets ........... ................... T apioca. Corn Bread, a la Goo. . . . .Brown Pudding with hard Sauce Poultice .....,.... ..................... M ush. Salve .... ..... ......... B L itter. Sarcasm . . . . . .Cabbage Salad. Nectar ...... ..,..., W ater. Extract of Quinine .... Tea. Brine .... '. if ' . . . Coffee. Bobbies .... . . Crackers. 120